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Mahogany: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Vian: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Demi: And you just ran away?!

Mahogany: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

Aloe: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?

Demi: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

Demi: Would you slap Franklin-

Vian: Yes.

Demi: I didn't even finish!

Vian: Sorry, continue.

Demi: Would you slap Franklin for 10 dollars?

Vian: I would do it for free.

Franklin: Rude...

Mahogany: How do you tell someone their breath stinks?

Sam: Hey, I'm bored, let's drink mouthwash.

Mahogany: does that ever work?

Sam: Demi.

Mahogany: of course it works on Demi….

Aloe: So the other day I sent Demi out to get us some gas.

Aloe: And instead of getting gas, they got us novelty cookie cutters.

Aloe: Now everything we eat is shaped like a shark.

Aloe: …

Aloe: I love them so much.

Demi: Franklin, I am questioning your sanity...

Patch: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

Demi: How petty can you get?

Mahogany: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Mahogany: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Franklin: Not if they consent to it.

Vian: Depends on who your stabbing.

Demi: YES??!!?

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