Demigod Daddys #16: Where Do Babies Come From?
Frank: James: Hey, dad? Frank: Yeah sport? James: Where do babies come from? Frank: *Looks over at Hazel and they share a long, awkward mental convo.* Who wants ice cream? The Kids: YAY!!!!!!!
Jason: *Everyone's playing with baby Tyler.* Lucas: Where do babies come from? Jessica: Yeah, where? Anishka: *Hands on her hips.* From mommys, duh! Jason: True. Babies are gifts from the gods. If you do something they like, they surprise you with a baby. Piper: Great explaination honey.
Leo: Felix: Daddy? Where do babies come from? Leo: Dicks and pussies son.
Percy: Thalia: Mommy, Daddy, where do babies in general come from? Annabeth: In general? Thalia: Like, where do all babies come from? Not just us. Annabeth: Oh. Well..... Percy: You'll learn when you're older.
Nico: Rose: Daddy? How do babies get inside their mommy's tummy? Nico: Um.......Hey, do you want a new bike? Rose: YES PLEASE! Nico: Then let's get in the car! Rose: YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!! Nico: I'll just safe that information for when she's older. Much older.