#demizain

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hey what's up hello

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demizain even tho this aint her + shes gonna call u back in a second she told me this isnt her

*glare emoji* u best call me back on skype tho

demizain: my rock. my dwayne. my johnson. MY WIFE. just a lil orange on an orange tree in florida somewhere, posing as a sunflower child. mY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE GAY WORLD. or america. i mean 2day we can get married how bout that huh. this ho makes me laugh til i cry salty tears that match her libra personality. she’s got cute ass hair but also a cute ass butt. she cannot withstand temperatures below 72 degrees bc she lives on the dick state and doesn’t know what a snow or a winter is. she’s rad af y’all best be followin’

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do me for the ask meme B)

uuggghh finE

1. First impression: alright alright alright actually tbh honestly i don’t even rmr how we started talking i think it was thru that one chick idk but i was like heY she’s funny af so ye2. Truth is: i fucking love your bitch ass3. How old do you look: 16 lmao4. Have you ever made me laugh: every .0004 seconds5. Have you ever made me mad: i don’t think so no6. Best feature: your ass7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah8. You’re my: best friend in the whole wide world also my ho of a wife9. Name in my phone: abby with the sparkly heart and wife emoji10. Should you post this too? yeah so you can do me and you can boost my ego

[milesmorarles]

!!!!! Its your birthday????

yeeeas! 

[melindagordon]

me beckah audra

fuck: audra tbh

marry: beckah

kill: you bc you made me choose ok

[abbotsmohan]

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can i reblog these

if you want omg ily

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1 (laughs), 11, 19, and 20 do me tho

1. Five facts about your current relationship OR Five facts about your single life.

thx. so. my SINGLE LIFE is

gettin real old like why can’t it die and reincarnate into a relationship???

y’all kno i’m crushin real hard on cute girl

the last person i kissed was bahamas boi and i want to rip my lips off

i haven’t kissed anyone this year lmao

it’s boring man it’s boring i want 2 cuddle

11. Five facts about your pet. If you have more than one, pick one. Or do them all!

kkkkk so i have a siamese cat named mia

she’s old af like 10 or 11 or something

she throws up all the time

she sheds a lot

and shits on my floor luv her

19. Five facts about you right now (it could be what you're wearing, how you're feeling, what you're doing).

i’m currently watching ghost hunters

i’m gonna get fried chicken and french fries for dinner i’m so pumped

i got my androgynous style on today w a blue button down n tan skinny jeans

i’m hungry tbh

and i’m probs gonna do nothing but blog the rest of the night amazin

20. Five facts about any random person (it could be more facts about somebody already mentioned or somebody else you'd like mentioned here).

she a ho

but she’s also my wife hell yea

she’s from florida and lives in an orange tree i think

she can see disney world fireworks from her orange tree and i’m mad

she’s a cute lolita sunflower princess only i can smooch :*

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plate/whisk

“plate”:what’s your one wish?

ok rn i wish for cute girl but we all kno that so i guess also rn i wish for my headache to go away yea i could dig that

“whisk”:something people misunderstand about you?

people think i don’t get hurt when they comment about how little i eat, how skinny/bony i am but it actually fucking kills bc despite how much i am confident in my body, i am also equally as self-conscious