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The Second Blow: Chapter 10: Gotta get out

After the torment, the three girls were sent to bed early.

"But we don't want to go back in that ::dolphin noise:: hole you call a basement," protested Pearl.

As she cocked out her gun, Mrs. Puff then threatened, "Get your ::dolphin noise:: in that ::dolphin noise:: basement or you will be whale and fish stew. NOW!"

This scared the girls into the basement and Mrs. Puff locked the door.

To the audience Mrs. Puff said, "And that's how you punish three troublemakers. Now I am going to spend some well deserved relaxing time."

Mrs. Puff then sat carefully on the couch and turned on the TV.

In the basement, Anna said, "I don't know how much I can take it anymore. That crazy lady is ruining our lives. I just want to commit suicide."

"Well don't," Lana said, "There is a better way out."

"Yeah," Pearl said, "I brought us in this situation and I can fix it."

"How? Mrs. Puff has us locked in here," Anna pointed, "And she can catch us escaping."

"We'll just have to escape at night," Pearl said, "I am strong enough to bust down the doors and if Mrs. Puff does catch us, we will fight."

"But what if she has a gun?" Lana asked.

"We will throw stuff at her and I mean heavy stuff. Now get packing," Pearl said.

Anna and Lana obeyed and Pearl packed her stuff as well. After that, Pearl set an alarm on her phone and they all went to sleep until it went off at one AM.

"Wake up," Pearl whispered to the girls as she shook both of them, "We got to escape Mrs. Puff's house."

Pearl, Anna, and Lana then got up and grabbed their stuff.

"Are you ready, Pearl?" Lana whispered, as soon as they got to the basement door.

"Ready," Pearl whispered back.

They then counted quietly, "One . . . Two . . . Three." Pearl then pried the door open and they ran to the front only to be caught by Mrs. Puff.

"What are you doing up?" She asked rather bitterly.

"Nothing," Pearl replied nervously.

"I don't believe you," said the puffer fish, "I know you were trying to escape."

"How did you know?" Lana wondered. Anna then whispered, "Lana, shh."

"There is no use in trying to hide it," Mrs. Puff said, "I have my ways and because you disobeyed me, I have a surprise for you."

Mrs. Puff then cocked out her gun and in response, the three girls ran; but Mrs. Puff was quick to pull the trigger. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Each girl fell one by one.

Three days later, they woke up in the hospital.

"What happened?" Pearl wondered.

"I don't know," Lana responded, she then looked at a mirror hanging on the wall and could not believe her eyes.

"My face is back!" Lana exclaimed, "And so are your's. Pearl and Lana, look in the mirror."

"Thank Neptune," Pearl said, "This is like a blessing from Heaven."

"I know right," replied Anna, "I thought we were going to be faceless for the rest of our lives. Say, I wonder who did this for us."

A doctor fish, who was standing in the room along with Mr. Krabs, Lana's parents and Anna's parents, explained, "A young man by the name of SpongeBob Squarepants told me he was on his way home from a late night shift and saw the incident. He called the ambulance and paid for your face transplants and for the surgeries for your wounds," he then looked at his clipboard and said, " According to the charts, you should make a good recovery. You will just have to spend two weeks in the hospital. Now I have to go check with another patient."

The doctor fish then left the room.

"We are so glad that you are okay," Lana's mom said.

"So what will be happening to Mrs. Puff?" Lana wondered.

Mr. Krabs then explained, "Mrs. Puff is in a mental health facility for a month and then she will be sent to this hospital to have an inflation sac transplant."

Anna's mom then said, "SpongeBob has set a Go Fund Me account to raise money to help Mrs. Puff and had raised more than enough. He has also asked people to help and pray for Mrs. Puff."

"Help and pray for her?" Pearl cringed, "Why would we help and pray for her. That woman is the spawn of Satan. Do you know what she put us through?"

"Yeah," Lana added, "She should be doing more than a month in a mental institution. She should be in prison for life or executed."

"Now girls," Lana's mom explained, "Mrs. Puff is a puffer fish and when she is deflated and can't puff, she will turn psychotic, but once she regains her puff, she will regain her sanity."

"Also," Lana's dad added, "I don't want to say this in front of SpongeBob but he has tormented Mrs. Puff for years. He was the one who cause her inflation sac to pop for the first time as well."

"Then why didn't Mrs. Puff do this stuff to him?" Lana wondered.

"Because," Lana's dad explained, "SpongeBob never meant to torment her and he is a redeemer. Lately, he's become less annoying and troublesome."

"I still don't understand," Lana said, "But please can we not go back to her house?"

"Why of course," Lana's mom said, "While you were in a coma, we had a talk and decided that you can all go home after you three are checked out."

"Thank Neptune," Lana explained.

And so, Pearl, Anna, and Lana returned home to their normal lives. Three months later Mr. Krabs said to his daughter with enthusiasm,

"Pearl, I have some wonderful news."

"What is it, dad?" Pearl wondered.

"Mrs. Puff and I are engaged and we are getting married," Mr. Krabs replied.

Pearl then responded, "Oh crap."

Three weeks later, at the wedding, Mrs. Puff was off her walker and her inflation was back. She wore a beautiful white frilly dress and a veil with roses on it and Mr. Krabs wore a tux. After they walked down the aisle, a priest said, to Mr. Krabs,

"Do you take this woman to be your wife?"

"I do," Mr. Krabs answered and to Mrs. Puff, the priest said,

"Do you take this man to be your husband?"

Mrs. Puff responded, "I do."

"You may kiss the bride," the priest finally said and Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff both kissed.

They were finally happily married and Mr. Krabs became less obsessed with money. Not only that, but a month after the wedding something else happened.

At the Boating School, Mrs. Puff said to SpongeBob, "Okay SpongeBob. Are you ready for you boating exam?"

SpongeBob replied enthusiastically, "Ma'am yes ma'am."

"Good," Mrs. Puff said and the test began.

Mrs. Puff panicked, but only for a while. She could not believe what she saw when SpongeBob, for once, drove perfectly.

It's a miracle, Mrs. Puff thought, It's like something invaded his mind, thus making him a better driver.

As soon as the test ended, SpongeBob parked the boat.

"SpongeBob," Mrs. Puff said happily, "I can't believe I'm saying this, but you passed!"

"I did?" SpongeBob wondered.

"You certainly did," Mrs. Puff said, showing him the grade he made. As she gave SpongeBob his driving licence she said, "Here is your licence."

"Thank you, Mrs. Puff," SpongeBob said as he hugged her.

Mrs. Puff did not know how things could get any better. She fully recovered from that boating accident, got married, and finally got rid of SpongeBob.

That afternoon, when it was time to go home, Mrs. Puff drove home, to Mr. Krabs' house, feeling the happiest that she did not feel in a long time. All the hardship was behind her. She had a new life; a life that she had dreamed about. Sure she would still deal with a few problems from time to time, but for the most part, her life was changed for the better.

The End

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The Second Blow: Chapter 9: Humiliation

The next day at school, Pearl, Anna, and Lana got teased and harassed for not having faces. Some even ran away from them. The girls have never felt so humiliated in their lives.

While they were waiting for Mrs. Puff to pick them up, that afternoon, Lana said,

"This is the worst day ever."

"I agree, girlfriend," Anna replied "Those people wouldn't stop being mean to us."

Pearl then said, "Maybe we can get plastic surgery or something."

"Let's hope," replied Anna, "Because we can't spend the rest of our lives looking like this."

As soon as Mrs. Puff picked the girls up, Lana said to her,

"You have crossed the line, Mrs. Puff. You can't keep doing this to us."

"Yeah," Anna agreed, "You can't keep making our lives worse."

Mrs. Puff then said, "Hate to tell y'all this, but it's not getting any better."

Pearl asked, rather nervously, "What do you mean?"

Mrs. Puff then answered, in a rather sneaky tone, "You'll see."

At home, Mrs. Puff made the girls sit down and said,

"I will now start putting you all in nappies."

"What?" Pearl said, with disbelief.

"That's right," Mrs. Puff said, "I have bought the right size for you. Now, who is going first?"

"No one," Pearl protested.

"How about you?" Mrs. Puff pointed, "Now lie down."

Pearl then said, "You can't tell me what to do."

That's when Mrs. Puff cocked out her pistol gun and yelled, "DO IT OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!"

Pearl then reluctantly obeyed and Mrs. Puff changed her and did the same to the other two girls.

"Now," Mrs. Puff said, as soon as the girls' nappies were on, "We have to leave to go to my appointment at four forty five. You got that? Also, I want you to be on your best behavior or there will be punishments. Does everyone understand?"

"Yes ma'am," all three girls said at once.

"Good," Mrs. Puff said at the said time, the girls and Mrs. Puff got in the car.

During Mrs. Puff's appointment, Pearl whispered to her friends, "This is so humiliating; first our faces and now diapers? How can this lady get any crazier?"

"I know how we can get revenge," Lana suggested, "Let's drive off in her boat."

"Great idea," Pearl agreed.

"But won't we get in trouble?" Anna feared.

"On please," Pearl said, "Mrs. Puff did way worse to us, yet she isn't in trouble."

"Well in that case, I'm in," Anna said, "Only we need her keys."

"Don't worry, I have them," Lana said, pulling out Mrs. Puff's keys.

"How did you get them?" wondered Pearl. Lana then answered, "Mrs. Puff dropped them accidentally and I just picked them up.

"Well let's get in the boat," Anna said.

All three girls got in. Lana drove, Anna took shot gun, and Pearl was in the back. They took off driving.

"I guess Mrs. Puff will have to walk all the way home with that walker," Pearl laughed.

"Yeah," said Anna, "Suck for her."

"Agreed," Lana chimed in saying.

Lana continued to drive the boat, until they crashed into a tree, where Mrs. Puff was standing, still with her walker of course.

"Think you can get away?" Mrs. Puff snapped, "Well think again because I am taking you all back to my house and when we get there, there will be punishments. As for you Lana, give me the driver's seat."

Lana protested, "We don't have to listen to you."

Mrs. Puff then pulled out her gun and said, "DO IT OR YOU WILL GET SHOT!"

Lana then moved to the back, feeling frightened and Mrs. Puff got in and started driving the girls to her house.

As soon as they were there, Mrs. Puff put all the girls in a prison hand cuffs, which chained them together.

"Now that I got you all right where I want you, I am going to play the worst song of all and you will watch me dance," Mrs. Puff said.

"How can you dance with that walker," Pearl teased and Mrs. Puff said, "Like I said before, I have my ways."

She then played the song "Friday," by Rebecca Black and started shaking her butt.

"Why are you dancing like that?" Anna said in a frightened tone.

Mrs. Puff then said, "Because I'm a psychopath! NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO DANCE!"

She then shot her gun and Lana whimpered, "You just shot me in my::dolphin noise::."

"Where did you even get this idea from?" Pearl wondered.

Mrs. Puff then said, "From Bart Baker's 22 parody, except in it, Bart didn't play the song Friday."

"Well that's good to know," Pearl said, "because we all hate that song." After the song was over, Mrs. Puff then said, "Your next punishment will be watching a show that you all can't stand."

"OH NO!" all three girls screamed.

"Oh yeah," Mrs. Puff said evilly, "We are going to watch Dora the Explorer."

"That show gives people cancer," Anna said.

"Yeah," Pearl said.

"Well, y'all gave me a crippling injury, so this is what you get," Mrs. Puff said.

Pearl then said, "Wait a minute, we heard that you once tried to kill SpongeBob in a derby, but how come you never gave him this treatment."

Mrs. Puff then said, "Because it was the quickest way to get rid of him. Now I am going to duct tape you all to the couch."

Pulling out a roll of duct tape Mrs. Puff made the girls sit on the couch and wrapped the tape around. After that, she turned the TV on to Nick Junior, in which Dora the Explorer was on.

"I DON'T WANNA WATCH THIS CRAP!" yelled Lana, "I'D RATHER WATCH HER GET GROUNDED, INSTEAD!"

"Speaking of grounded," Mrs. Puff added, "You are all grounded and I am going to make grounded videos out of you guys. After you finish watching Dora, you will watch those videos."

With her walker, Mrs. Puff got up the stairs, all the way to her room and began to make the videos on her laptop. An hour later, Mrs. Puff went back downstairs with her laptop and a cable, so that the video will protect onto the TV screen. While sitting down, she connected the TV and laptop with the cable. She then said,

"Prepare to watch your very own 'Grounded Series'."

"NOOOOOOOOO!" All three girls screamed.

"YES!" Mrs. Puff replied excitedly, as the video started to play.

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The Second Blow: Chapter 7: A Friendly Visit

There was no work that day for SpongeBob, as it was Sunday. SpongeBob thought about saying hi to everyone in Bikini Bottom, but instead, he decided to pay Mrs. Puff a friendly visit. He bought some hypoallergenic flowers and a get well card.

As soon as SpongeBob was near the house, he said to himself,

"I can't wait to see the look on Mrs. Puff's face," and rang the doorbell.

Mrs. Puff answered it.

"Oh, it's you again," Mrs. Puff said, not sounding all that delighted.

"Don't worry, Mrs. Puff," SpongeBob said, "I am a changed sponge."

"I hope so," Mrs. Puff said.

That's when Pearl, Anna, and Lana tried to escape out of the window. When they all got out, Anna landed in the bushes, Lana landed on Anna and Pearl landed on Lana.

Mrs. Puff could hear the thuds that were coming from the girls. She then said to SpongeBob, "Excuse me for a minute."

She then walked out and said, "PEARL, LANA, AND ANNA! GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"

"Oh shoot," Pearl said, "We're busted."

"Oh shoot is right," Mrs. Puff said, "Now get in the house."

The girls then obeyed.

"Mrs. Puff," SpongeBob said, "What are Pearl and her friends doing here?"

Mrs. Puff then answered, "They are, um, staying at my place to take care of me, until I am fully recovered."

"Oh," SpongeBob said naively, "That is so sweet of them."

As soon as Mrs. Puff got the girls inside the house, she then said to SpongeBob, "I see you got me flowers and a card."

"I just want to make you feel better," SpongeBob said sweetly.

"Well that's sweet of you," Mrs. Puff said, "But there is honestly nothing you can do."

"There's got to be something that I can do," SpongeBob said.

"Well, there isn't," Mrs. Puff said.

"Don't worry," SpongeBob said optimistically, "I will think of something."

Lana then walked up to Mrs. Puff.

"Excuse me," she said in a snarky tone, "May I please have my face back?"

Mrs. Puff then picked up her walker, hit Lana with it, and said, sarcastically, "Fat chance. You are never getting your face back."

SpongeBob then said, "Mrs. Puff, I don't mean to be rude, but why does one of Pearl's friends have no face?"

Mrs. Puff then said, trying to sound pitiful, "Oh it is a long sad story. Lana, the girl you questioned about, was in a horrible boat accident. I heard she went flying to the windshield, where the broken glass sliced her face clean off."

SpongeBob's eyes then filled with tears, "Oh no, that is so sad," he said, "It must be tough for that poor girl."

Mrs. Puff then replied, "Oh it is." She then said, trying to get SpongeBob to leave, "You might want to leave because I think if you stay here any longer, you may have to hear more of that sad story and you will be so heartbroken by it that it may lead to a lot of anxiety and depression. Now you don't want that."

"Depression and anxiety?" SpongeBob then said nervously, "Oh no, I am already feeling anxious. I better leave."

SpongeBob then took off running and screaming. As soon as he was gone, Mrs. Puff said, "Thank Neptune he's gone."

Pearl and her friends then tried to tip toe until Mrs. Puff stopped them.

"Where do you think you are going?" Mrs. Puff said.

"Oh," Pearl said, "We were _''

"Going to get some fresh air," Lana lied.

"Oh," Mrs. Puff said. She then said in a deep voice, despite never being able to puff again, "STOP DILLY DALLYING AND DO MY LAUNDRY . . . NOW!"

Anna then said, "Okay, okay," and the girls began working.

Mrs. Puff then closed the front door, sat down on her couch, and turned on the TV.

"I deserve some relaxing time," she said, "I deserve it."

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The Second Blow: Chapter 6: Stay Stay Stay

It was already five o clock when Mrs. Puff was done calling the girls' parents. While she was preparing dinner, she heard the doorbell ring. When Mrs. Puff answered, it was Mr. Krabs, Lana's parents, and Anna's parents.

"We are here to drop off our daughters' things," Lana's dad said.

"Come on in," Mrs. Puff said, "You can set their stuff in the foyer. I will get the girls."

Mrs. Puff then came downstairs to the basement to unlock the door. She then said to Pearl, Anna, and Lana, "Girls, your parents are here with your clothes."

"What for?" asked Pearl.

"Well, I have called them to tell them that you will be staying here for quite a while," Mrs. Puff said, "I am going to give you a chance to talk to your parents one last time. They are in the living room."

When the girls went to the living room, Mr. Krabs said to Pearl, "Pearl, what in Davy Jones Locker, is wrong with you? I can't believe you lied to your own dad that you were sick and snuck out with your friends. Not only that, but you hurt Mrs. Puff severely. I hope living with her will teach you a lesson."

"Lana," Lana's mom said, "I can't believe you and Pearl injured Mrs. Puff."

"I agree with your mom," Lana's dad said, "You know she won't recover for a long time."

"Anna," Anna's mom said, "Why would you go ditch school with both of your friends? Not only that, but you all tried to run away from the accident instead of checking to see if Mrs. Puff and her student were okay and calling 9-1-1."

After the girls were done talking to their parents, Mrs. Puff then told the parents, "Don't worry about them. They will be in good hands."

When the parents were gone, Mrs. Puff told the girls to sit on the couch because she was going to talk to them.

"Okay," Mrs. Puff said, "As you know, this will be your new home. I will take you to and from school. Every day you will wake up at 6:30, you must always keep your room clean, and I will be assigning chores for you. If you don't do what I say, there will be punishments, and when I mean punishments, I mean SEVERE punishments."

Pearl, Anna, and Lana all nodded nervously.

"Now I will serve you dinner," Mrs. Puff said, "And it will be my homemade chili, like y'all had for lunch, and if you don't eat it, I will cut off your face."

"Oh no," Lana said, "I am not getting sick again."

"Too bad," Mrs. Puff said, "Now all of you sit down, while I heat up and serve the chili."

The girls obeyed, but when they got their chili, Lana just sulked and stared at her chili, while Anna and Pearl ate a little bit of theirs.

"Lana," Mrs. Puff said, giving Lana an icy stare, "Why aren't you eating your chili?"

Lana then said in a rather snarky tone, "Because I got poisoned by it earlier. I was puking and I nearly died thanks to you."

Mrs. Puff then said, "Remember what I said; if you don't eat your chili, I will remove your face."

"Like you would ever do that," Lana said, "And even if you tried, you wouldn't succeed because you are so crippled that I would beat you down before you could remove my face."

Mrs. Puff then became furious and offended and said, "THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU ATTITUDE! SENSE YOU WON'T EAT YOUR CHILI, I AM GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR FACE."

Mrs. Puff then dragged Lana by her foot with one hand and the walker in the other. She may have still had to use that walker and was without her inflation sac, but she still had strong arms. Lana then started to scream loudly,

"AHHHH LET ME GO!"

"Too bad," Mrs. Puff said, "You should have eaten your chili."

Mrs. Puff then picked up a knife, by the handle, with her mouth and continued to drag Lana into one of the rooms in the basement.

As soon as Mrs. Puff was out of sight, Pearl said, "While Mrs. Puff is gone; let's quickly hide our food, so that she thinks we have eaten it."

"Great idea," Anna said. They then started to dump their food down the sink and washed away the evidence. After that, they finished their drinks and ate some real food out of the fridge. While they were munching on some of Mrs. Puff's diet chocolate cake, they heard Lana's scream from the basement.

"AHHHHH!"

"Um, Pearl," Anna said, "I think we need to see if Lana is okay."

"She'll be fine," Pearl responded.

"Um, Pearl, I think we need to go check," Anna said back.

The girls then rushed to the basement and the scream got louder. One of the doors then opened with Lana, whose face was now removed, and Mrs. Puff, who was holding a bloody knife.

"Did you eat your dinner, girls?" Mrs. Puff asked, "Because you don't want to end up like the poor turd, who now looks like a zombie."

"Yes," Pearl said.

"Yes, what," Mrs. Puff said.

Pearl then corrected herself and said, rather nervously, "Yes ma'am."

"Good," Mrs. Puff said, "Now start cleaning the kitchen. CHOP! CHOP!"

"Yes, ma'am," all three girls said.

They all got to work, except for Lana who was icing her under-face.

"Lana," Pearl said, "You are supposed to be helping."

"But I am in a lot of pain," Lana said, "And I am bleeding."

"Suck it up," Pearl said, "We shouldn't have to do all of this work just because you are in," Pearl made a quote sign with her fingers, "pain."

"My . . . under-face hurts so freaking bad," Lana whined.

"Quit your moaning, and help with the dishes for Neptune's sake," Pearl said.

"Now Pearl," Anna said, "I think that Lana needs to rest, okay. She has had it pretty rough back there. Lana, I think you should lie on the couch, and I will see if Mrs. Puff has any pain killers."

Pearl then said, "Great, now I have to do all of this work."

"Pearl," Anna said, "Just continue working so that Mrs. Puff doesn't get angry with us while I find some pain killer."

Pearl then said, "Alright fine, I will do the rest of this chore," and continued to clean reluctantly.

Anna started searching in cabinets and drawers. She also searched the counters until she could find Mrs. Puff's pain medicine that she had been taking for the pain from her injuries.

Anna then walked up to Lana with Mrs. Puff's prescription and said, "Here take this."

"Are you sure?" Lana said, "You don't think I will die from taking it."

"Trust me," Anna said, "I have taken this medicine before when I had to go through major surgery to have my appendix removed and now I am just fine."

"Okay," Lana said, "But if I get sick, it's on you."

She then took the pill.

"How do you feel?" Anna asked.

Lana just stared and in a few seconds, she was knocked out. It was kind of gross to watch Lana's eyes close by rolling into their sockets.

"Eww," Anna whispered.

She then picked Lana up and carried her into the guest room. After that, both Anna and Pearl continued to clean the kitchen. They washed all of the dishes, wiped down the counters, chair, and table, and swept and mopped the floor. They also wiped down all of the appliances. When they were done, the girls felt exhausted.

"Man," Pearl said, "I don't think I have ever done that much cleaning before."

"Me either," agreed Anna, "I am so tired that I may go to bed right now."

"Me too," Pearl said.

The girls put on their pajamas, brushed their teeth, and then hit the sack. They went to sleep in the guest bed. That night Pearl dreamed about the whole incident and woke up at two in the morning, screaming. Lana then threw a pillow at her.

"Pearl," Lana said in a cranky tone, "We are trying to sleep."

"Oh sorry Lana," Pearl said rather weary, "I had this scary dream that we got kidnapped by a deflated puffer fish, who made us live with her, and who cut off your face." She then looked at Lana and said, "Holy Neptune! It's true! AHHHHH!"

Pearl's scream was so loud that it woke Mrs. Puff up. She walked to the guest room, in a lavender night gown, with her hair in rollers.

"Who did that screaming?" Mrs. Puff asked in a cranky tone of voice.

"I did," Pearl said nervously.

"Well if I catch the next person who screams," Mrs. Puff said, and in a deep Satanic voice, she said, "I WILL CUT OUT YOUR TOUNGE."

"Why," said Lana, sarcastically, "You have already cut off my face. What else are you going to remove; our vocal chords so we can't scream or our legs so we can't run away from you?"

"Maybe," Mrs. Puff said, "Just don't let me catch any of you three screaming thus causing me to not get my beauty sleep."

"I don't think that sleep is going to make you look any better," Pearl said, "I mean you will still be ugly."

Mrs. Puff then became furious and knocked Pearl down with her walker and hit her with it. Mrs. Puff also jumped on her and beat her until she was unconscious.

"NOW GO TO SLEEP!" Mrs. Puff said, and she left the room.

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The Second Blow: Chapter Four: Depression

Mrs. Puff spent 6 months in the hospital and had to take physical therapy. Her legs were broken severely and she went from wheel chair, to crutches, and was now in a walker. She also had to relearn to use her arms. As for her inflation sac, it was never going to recover. It was the organ that helped her puff up, as a defense mechanism. Without it, she would be vulnerable to any predator that eats puffer fish.

This wasn't the only time she had broken it, though. One time, when SpongeBob was taking his driving test, he failed like usual and caused her inflation sac to rupture. She was told that she would never puff again. This caused the puffer fish to become vengeful of the sponge, to the point of wanting him dead. Therefore, Mrs. Puff entered SpongeBob into a derby, hoping that he would get killed. When he didn't die, she later on tried to kill him herself. Fortunately, Mrs. Puff regained her puff when both she and SpongeBob crashed into the boating school.

Mrs. Puff could still remember it. Only this time, her inflation sac was destroyed for real, to the point where it had to be REMOVED! The wound became infected and there was nothing that the doctors could do. This was the most traumatizing thing that the poor puffer fish had experienced. She felt she could no longer go on.

Every day, Mrs. Puff would wallow in a deep depression that not even Prozac could help with. She began to let herself go. She neglected her personal hygiene, stopped wearing make-up, and wore the same clothes day after day. This made her look extremely rough, along with the wrinkleless, which was a result of being deflated.

"My life has no meaning, anymore," Mrs. Puff said, in a depressed and suicidal tone, "I just can't go on."

That's when she heard the doorbell ring.

"Who could it be?" she said, grabbing her walker and moving to the door. She answered it, only to find that it was SpongeBob.

"Hi Mrs. Puff," SpongeBob said sweetly.

Usually Mrs. Puff would freak out and tell him to get away from him, but she was too depressed to even become scared. She just said, "What do you want?"

SpongeBob then said, "To make you feel better."

"There is nothing you can do, "Mrs. Puff said, still sounding depressed and suicidal, "In fact you are the same person who put me in the hospital and got me in jail a bunch of times. Does that prove that you can make me feel better? Please tell me."

SpongeBob then replied remorsefully, "Mrs. Puff I never meant to hurt you. In fact, it makes me sad to see you this way: All depressed and sad. What happened to the Mrs. Puff I used to know?" Tears begin to fill his eyes.

"SpongeBob, remember that you once destroyed my inflation sac and made a joke about it," Mrs. Puff said.

"I'm really sorry," SpongeBob said, still crying, "I know what I did was wrong and I will try to make it up to you."

"Kill yourself," Mrs. Puff said, "I don't even want to see your face again. You make my life a living Davy Jones' Locker. I still want to know why you didn't get killed in that derby."

"Mrs. Puff, I now know that you hate me," SpongeBob said, "and I will try to accept that, but I want to help you." He then said in a slightly optimistic tone, "Maybe you might regain your puff the same way you did when we crashed into the boating school."

"SpongeBob, you don't get it! My inflation sac had to be REMOVED!" Mrs. Puff said, "It was ruptured so badly that they had to cut it out!"

"Why would they do that?" SpongeBob wondered.

"The wound was severely infected," Mrs. Puff explained. She then pulled her shirt slightly up to show a long scar. "That is the scar from the removal surgery."

"Aww," SpongeBob said, "Maybe a hug will make you feel better."

SpongeBob then wrapped his arms around her deflated body and said, "Mrs. Puff, you will always be my favorite teacher, even though you are now deflated. And remember that you are still pretty on the inside."

Mrs. Puff then said, in a sad and angry tone, "I am not. I am really ugly inside and out, yet you are the most annoying, un-teachable, troublesome student I have ever had. You couldn't even pass just to save your life and you are always causing catastrophes to happen!"

SpongeBob then said, "Don't worry Mrs. Puff. I will change my behavior and I will visit you every day after work, to brighten every day of your life."

Mrs. Puff became furious, "JUST LEAVE! I HOPE THAT YOU DIE!"

SpongeBob then began to cry. "I'm sorry Mrs. Puff," he said in a teary voice as he ran out the door.

As soon as SpongeBob left, Mrs. Puff then thought it over. She couldn't be sorry for hating her worst student, but she couldn't blame him for the condition that she was currently in.

If it was not SpongeBob's fault this time, then who was it? Mrs. Puff wondered. She then remembered how SpongeBob told her that two girls, who were in the boat, took off running.

Mrs. Puff then said to herself, "I must find those two girls and give them a taste of their own medicine. Then I will kidnap and torture them, so they know what I had to go through. And I will never let them leave. They will be mine for eternity."

She then laughed both evilly and psychotically, "Muwahahahahaha!"

[murvinetaylor-blog]

The Second Blow : Chapter 1: Sick about the Test

Original upload date: 01/02/15- 04/11/16

Summary: Mrs. Puff loses her puff for the second time, except this time it is not SpongeBob's fault. Disclaimer: I do not own SpongeBob or any characters. They belong to Nickelodeon.

Pearl and her friends, Lana and Anna were sitting at a table in the school cafeteria, eating lunch.

"Hey girls," Lana said, "Did you know that there is going to be a test in Mrs. Dane's class tomorrow?"

"Oh shoot," Pearl said, "I have not studied."

"Me neither," said Anna, "I do not want to take the test."

"I feel sick about the test," Lana said.

"WAIT!" Pearl said, "Did you say 'sick' because that gives me an idea."

"What is it?" asked Lana.

"Yeah," Anna said, "What is it?"

Pearl then said, "What if we all faked sick tomorrow, so that we do not have to take the test?"

"Pearl, you are a genius," Anna said, "And while we are not at school, we could sneak out of the house to drive around."

"I agree with Anna," said Lana.

"Yeah," Pearl said, "While all of those losers will be taking a test, we will be having fun."

And so the next morning, Pearl stayed in her pajamas and tried to make her voice sound scratchy. Her dad Mr. Eugene Krabs, was downstairs.

"Pearl, what's wrong," Mr. Krabs asked, "You look sick."

"I don't feel too well," Pearl said, in a scratchy and pitiful sounding tone of voice, "and when I am sick, my voice changes."

"Go get the thermometer," Mr. Krabs said in an unusually concerned tone.

Pearl then went to the kitchen to get the thermometer and stuck it in a hot pot of freshly brewed coffee. She then went back to the living room and Mr. Krabs checked her temperature. The thermometer said one-hundred in ten degrees Fahrenheit.

"Oh no, you poor girl," said Mr. Krabs, "I am afraid that you can't come to school today."

"But what about the test?" Pearl said trying to sound pitiful.

"You will have to make-up the test," Mr. Krabs said, "I will call the principal and tell him that you won't be at school today. Now, go get some rest."

Pearl then went up to her room. She picked up her cell phone, having received a text from Lana saying, "We will b at ur place at 11," and Pearl responded, "K." After that she took a nap for a while and when she got up at ten O'clock, she got dressed, fixed her hair, and put on some make-up. By the time Pearl finished getting ready, she saw a boat outside of her window. It was Lana and Anna.

Pearl knew that if she tried to sneak out through the front door, she would get caught, as her dad decided to stay home from work to take care of her. So, what she did was stuffed a few things under her sheets to make it look like she was still in the bed. Pearl had also tried to think of a way to sneak through the window, until it hit her. She spotted a few scarves and belts lying around and tied the ends of them together to make a rope and tied it to the knob of her door. Pearl then climbed down the "rope" until she reached the ground.

"You made it," Lana said, "Now hop in."

Pearl then hoped in the back seat and the three girls drove off. They went to the mall for an hour and had lunch at the food court at twelve. When they went back into the car, Lana decided to let Pearl drive. They drove around the town for a while. Pearl then pulled out her phone and started texting, thus causing her to lose focus.

"Umm, Pearl, do you know what you are doing?" said Lana.

Pearl replied, "Yeah, I know what I am doing. Now don't distract me. I am trying to drive."

"Pearl," Anna said, "I think you are distracting yourself."

[nickelodeon2confessions]

“I… actually sympathize with Mrs. Puff in the infamous episode ‘Demolition Doofus’. Yeah, she was OBVIOUSLY very much in the wrong for trying to have Spongebob killed, but at the very least, her motive is understandable. Second to Squidward, she’s probably the character who’s suffered the most at Spongebob’s hands throughout the series, and with a horrifying injury as the last straw, I’d have been more surprised if she DIDN’T snap.”

[ange-is-a-liar]

What the hell mrs Puff your just supposed to want spongebob out of your life not plot his death