#demon!sal

[killemwithkawaii]

Imagine you summon an incubus to fuck the depression out of you but when he gets there and finds out you're mentally ill he just follows you around whispering into your ear to do self care in a sexy voice :/

[xenomortix]

Day 1: The Summoning

[killemwithkawaii]

My poor demon baby hasn’t gotten enough love recently! So, I propose a new hc!

Demon! Sal HATES classical music. Can’t stand it. He has extremely sensitive ears, so the low baritone clashing with the high strings freaks his senses out. Eventually, though, when bass focused music comes out, like metal and dubstep, he’s in love with music all over again. It’s just so good to thrust into someone while the bass is vibrating through the floor. Get ready for a lot of club trips, especially if you have a party friend!

New demon!Sal HC accepted UwU 👌

Classical music: reminds him of church propaganda hymns and the angelic choruses he heard endlessly in heaven, which crescendoed into a piercing, bone-rattling wail the moment he was cast out. Makes him uneasy and nauseous. Total buzz kill. ❌

Metal, rock, electronic, dance: makes him nostalgic for when humans first started clapping and stomping to a beat. Music like this is evidence of the creativity, passion, and free spirited nature of humanity that he fell for in the first place, and is therefor sexy as hell. 😈

[killemwithkawaii]

So, which one are you hoping will visit on Christmas Eve night...? 😈🎄💕

[killemwithkawaii]

Christmas is less than two weeks away, folks! So…

Have you been nice? 👼

…Or have you been naughty? 😈

[killemwithkawaii]

K.E.W.K.: In case you guys were wondering why my goretober prompt was late yesterday and why I’m still trying to get those blood stains out of my sweater💕💦

L.S.S.: 😈🔪💙💙💙💙

[killemwithkawaii]

I keep seeing that post abt ancestors being absolutely obsessed with what we're capable of in our current day, and while I know that demon!Sal has logically been hanging around humans and watched our growth, I can't help but think about him losing his mind at some of the mundane shit humans have come up with. I wanna get him a cellphone and see how he fairs.

Oh dude hes FACINATED with all the shit we’ve come up with to occupy our time and squabble over. He may not understand most of it (only because he doesn’t care to learn about that stuff in-depth, seeing as most of the things we invent come and go so quickly in his perception), but he still thinks it’s adorable how creative humanity is and and how invested they get in their ‘over-complicated little projects and puzzles’. He tends to focus on learning about what his current master enjoys- it’s great for bonding with them and inspiring intimacy (plus he loves seeing them so enthused!) 📚📝👌💕

Getting him a cellphone would be hilarious tbh. I would imagine his modern master would get it for him to help keep him entertained when they’re busy, but he just ends up bothering them more with his constant questions and criticisms of content, showing them ‘amusing’ videos, discovering online shopping, and finding out just how much pornography is on the internet (which only serves to wet his appetite and inspire him to try things out on [master]- demon!sal watching porn would be like us watching the food network on an empty stomach lol) 📺🍴

[killemwithkawaii]

“Hey, [y/n], do you hear that...?

I think something might be moving around in your stocking? That’s weird. You should probably check it out...”

(cw: nudity)

???

“...Hey! That’s supposed to be my candy, Sal...!! (I was wondering where you were hiding...)”