#demonicerror

[superbatheadcanons]

WHAT IF THE REASON TIM IS ON HIS OWN AND WITH THE TITANS AND HAS NEVER DIRECTLY BROUGHT UP ABOUT BATMAN IS BECAUSE IT'S ALL AFTER THE ARKHAM KNIGHT HAPPENINGS

HOLD ON!

YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING!

[superbatheadcanons]

In Justice League: War, the reason why Superman was smiling when going against Batman because he was thinking "sHIT HE'S CUTE, wonder if I can keep him after this?"

sUPERMAN!

NOO

WE DON’T KEEP PEOPLE!

[superbatheadcanons]

Bruce hates designing new Bat toys because everything needs their own purpose for any kind of scenario, but when he's accomplished making them, he loves getting to use them out on the field and knowing that they work

No one actually wants to do the work, they just want to play with the results.

I don’t wanna learn how to drive but I wanna be able to drive.

I don’t wanna work but I want that cash money.

[togovernwithdecorum]

* TACKLES * YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, BUT ANYWAY *SLAMS RED BUTTON TO FIRE MULTIPLE PARTY EXPLOSIVES* HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYY

Thank you! :D

i do like the sound of party explosives

[superbatheadcanons]

Bruce's greatest challenge ever so far was to handle Cassandra during her monthly bleeding. The only thing that calms her down is marathoning BBC Sherlock Holmes with someone she cares for (like the Batfamily) or else she will be so scary that even Jason avoids her from getting his ass whooped.

No one likes their periods.

No one.

[superbatheadcanons]

You can't tell me it's Clark who makes the Dad puns while Bruce goes to stab himself in the corner bECAUSE GODDDAMMIT, KENT. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS A MILLION TIMES ALREADY

Oh Bruce!

When will you learn!

You just got to embrace that you married the daddiest of dads.

[superbatheadcanons]

Alfred was the only one to ever know Bruce is ticklish. At least that was until Clark and Bruce had sex for the first time.

Clark is a big tease in bed but once he found out about Bruce’s tickle spots, it was up to god whether or not Bruce got mercy.