Maybe I should start with Dearest Lin? My Star? Owner of One Fine Ass? Whatever the case the envelope will be addressed to Lindethiel to spare Laure and Ethele.
I haven’t written a letter in a while and since I can’t visit as often as I’d like right now I thought this way we could at least talk. I’m missing you so much, fourteen hours is a long time. I suppose even longer than that by the time this letter reaches you.
Do I sound too formal? I feel formal. Maybe it’s because I can’t see the way you’d be smiling at me when I mentioned your Fine Ass, sparkly and a little crinkley. Did I ever tell you how much I love your crinkles? Around your eyes and nose and the corners of your smile. I see it and I
I wish I wasn’t working. I’ll get done as soon as I can and never take another job that will keep me from you.
I’m enclosing a note for Laure and Ethele, please pass it along
Fun Ancient Fact: Thongs used to be very popular everyday wear. But we got carried away with embellishments and needed more room, so the first pants were birthed
Laure, Ethele, be a lamb and go shirtless around the house in my stead, thank you, Rog
She hadn’t expected any letters for her, so when she was handed an envelope she was curiously delighted. To see it was from Rog just made her heart skip, and she took her letter to scurry back to her quarters for reading. They hadn’t really been the Write-Each-Other-Letters sort of lovers, but that just made it all the more exciting.
Curled into a ball in a chair, she began to read. Her smile burst into a breathy laugh at the titles, and quieted into a broad grin that fourteen hours should be a long time. (Nevermind that it was.) Her cheeks warmed and her smile widened once more at his description of her smile, at how even apart he knew her well enough to know where she’d smile, to be able to describe her smile (and with such love).
Lifting one hand to her mouth, she read on, laughing again at his Fun Ancient Fact.
Lindethiel stirred from her seat and set aside the note for Laure and Ehtele (she’d deliver it later), she shuffled around to find some stationary and cleared away a little space to write back.
She stopped and chewed on her lip. What should she say? Formal letter writing rose up instinctively but that felt cold. What would she say to him if he was here right now?
Hey big guy. I miss your pecs. The rest of you, too, but nobody else has pecs like yours, and I feel like I'm in withdrawal. I'm surrounded by so many belly buttons here. I hope whatever you're doing pays well; you should demand extra payment due to emotional distress. Are you eating well? Enough cookies every day, a glass of milk to dunk them in?
Questions about your Fun Ancient Fact: did you only wear thongs and nothing else? Do you think we could do that and just claim we're honoring the ancient ways? Did anyone consider tassels of dangling embellishments instead of adding more fabric?
Laure would judge me for wearing the same thing every day, but I think I will keep wearing the sweater you gave me every evening. It's not quite as good as having you here, but I feel like I can almost still feel your warmth in the wool, kind of like a faded hug. Would you like me to send you one of my sweaters in return?
your Dearest Lin, your star, Owner of One Fine Ass
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