#denki thoughts

[ihatebnha]

“i could talk abt dilf denki for five billion hours” the people need to hear it <3

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK, okay, listen, okay??? LISTEN (please... i mean).

I have such a specific image of dilf!Denki in my head, and I literally adore him so much because I feel like it really allows for a lot more exploration of characterization (and maturity) than we're given at this point in the show, SO...:

I like to think that Denki... spends the first ten or so years of his pro hero career serial dating. I definitely think he's loyal ASF but in my opinion, people really ignore the fact that he's friends with Mineta (and that they have similar interests) more than they should. Not that this is bad, but... it's interesting to me because it sorta implies he is... a WHORE.

Anyway... honestly idek what the hell I'm talking about because it's not THAT complex, but. Denki has fun serial dating people because he really thrives off the attention he gets from his job, like it's a total BONUS for him, right?

But there comes a point when that's just not hitting the same way it used to. You know, I think he watches all his friends start getting married, and when he was younger watching people couple up was great, but now that he's going to weddings and baby showers and stuff... he realizes he doesn't have that, and/or if he does, he's not like... with-with someone enough for it to really count.

Being that he's Denki, he hadn't like, planned ahead enough to realize that he'd actually wanna settle down with someone, he just thought it would eventually... come, and so far... it just HASN'T.

So he enters this period where... he's really experienced and charming but... has no real gauge for relationships at all... and moves WAY too fast or wayyy too slow... but he's trying, you know? So, so hard... and so even though he's all grown and mature and passionate about hero work now... part of him is still silly ol' Denki who gets flustered trying to impress you because he just wants something good to finally last </333

Also, I think this AU could go either way... because I can see him with kids but I can also see him without. I love, love, LOVE single dad Denki who's kid really brightens him up and helps him to talk to you, but I also love bachelor Denki who is hot shit but doesn't act like it LOLLLL.

Like, who knows HOW you meet him, but... here's this notorious playboy hero... dropping his wallet trying to pay for your coffee. Bringing you a pink bear and balloons on valentines day. Getting his fingers stuck in the window of your car when he tries to say hello. PRETENDING to be bad at sex so you don't think he's cheating.

It's just so... head in hands to me. Idiot who works his butt off trying to prove himself... MY CUP OF TEA. Goddamn.

(Also I bet older Denks is so fine, too. I don't have a clear image in my head yet but I KNOW he is. I know it. I do.)

But I, uh... hope this is okay!!! Ehehehe...

[lizandbo]

denki thoughts/ headcanons

- i think denki would try to have a fish

- ok.. a fish..what could go wrong, ya just have to fucking feed it and basically watch its death each day

- but ya know this sucker is gonna electrify the poor fish

- also no doubt the Fish is names either mr. bubbles or fishytails pt2

- or someone from bubble guppies

- speaking of bubble guppies, he loveddddd that show

- but now he just watches spongebob

- the classic

- anywayXD

- does like to prank people, but now bakugo cuz he almost got blown up on sight to the point he doesnt even remember his mothers name

- but! He does do the thing when you open the door a bucket of ice come in yo face

- yeahhhh thats his favorite prank to do one people

- he loves doing it to kiri cuz like he just has his hair done but now its all messed up BECUASE OF FUCKING DENKI

- yeah kiri aint having a good day anyday

- all i have been talking about is water or/and fishes??? Wtf

- screams like a little girl in horror movies

- like, glass shattering and bloody ears type of scream

- holds onto to you like there is a three headed dog ready to launch at him through the fucking tv

- please dont go for a date to the movie theaters and pick a horror movie

- please please please I’m begging you

- also speaking of movie theaters, ya know when guys are tryna be hot and stuff? like grabbing a piece of popcorn and just flipping it like a coin into its mouth?

- but he just completely fails

- he just wants to make you both happy and have a lighted mood

- but it’s brighter now because your both laughing into the fucking nasty ass floors from how he was trying to impress you

- i see him having LED lights into his room

- well at least in his old bedroom sinice they moved into the dorms

- he would like it blue or teal

- FIGHT ME

[ihatebnha]

Could you do icks for denki and shinsou? The others you've done are amazing and so accurate lmao

(todobakudeku icks here and dabi + mirio here!)

thank you so much... sorry these took a bit longer!!💜💛💜💛

Denki

If he notices you laughing a bit harder at one of his jokes, he constantly repeats it until it’s no longer funny (think, surgery on a grape type stuff). 

Pulls on the collar of your shirt or belt of your pants to take peeks inside ... in public 

Absolute king of pit stains 

Fake cries and thinks it’s cute

Doesn’t brush his teeth as much as he should 

DOESN’T WASH HIS HANDS ENOUGH AS HE SHOULD 

Talks with food in his mouth (and will try to kiss you like that, too)

FRIENDS WITH MINETA????????? 

Accidentally forgets to unfollow a few instagram models when you first start going out... you’re both looking at his phone when one pops up and he definitely immediately deletes them... but his eyes do widen and he pulls back his phone 

Tangles in his hair on the back of his head that he forgets to brush out

Says a pick-up line every single time you call him. Even if you start out by saying he’s on speaker phone

Presses his cold feet against you under the covers 

Whines if/when he gets tired when you’re out together

Probably wants one of those hentai ahegao hoodies

Makes “gamer girl piss” jokes 

He’s so good at driving that he’s now way too relaxed... swerves or takes his hands off the wheel just to show off

Messiest room

Talks big about knowing anime but has probably only watched Dragon Ball Z

Defensive about everything... even super stupid things like proper pronunciations

“That’s what I meant!” or “You know what I was trying to say!!!” 

He’s the guy who hides behind you at the haunted house

Jokingly calls you weird things like “snuggly-wuggly...” even in front of his friends

Still confuses affect and effect 

eBoy music taste... except he also listens to stuff like Driver’s License

You had to be the one to explain that he should be spreading his cheeks in the shower

Genuinely thinks that getting kicked in the nuts is the worst pain in the world

Still gets his memes off of iFunny

Whatever this is

Shinso 

Dry texter... responds with K. and Fine. and 👍

Android user

Sometimes you have to be the one to wake him up in the morning 

Can and will go to sleep in his daytime clothes... in your bed 

Morning breath kisser 

Also doesn’t like choosing a restaurant... except that he’s more vocal about his tastes, so if you choose something he doesn’t like, he’ll complain the entire time 

Also does the, “Shinso, what do you want to eat?” “You choose.” “How about ___?” “No.”

BUT... will eat the snacks you bought thinking he wouldn’t touch them

“I thought you didn’t like ___ chips?” “I don’t.” *entire bag of chips is gone* 

Clips his toenails in bed

Loves it when you scratch his back for a long time but won’t do the same for you 

“Yeah, yeah, let me just finish this round...” *three hours later*

Probably doesn’t like your friends, and if you both go out with them, doesn’t speak the ENTIRE time. You get back in the car and he’s pouty. 

Hands are always clammy

Absolutely COVERED in lint… you find it in his hair, in his pockets, on his socks... everywhere

“I’m just trying to be rational here!1!!” 

Either doesn’t tell you what he’s upset about or expects you to know exactly what’s wrong and help him fix it (even if it has nothing to do with you)

Will try to tongue kiss you at inconvenient moments... like when you’re leaving for work

Goes on Reddit

You get up to pee at night or wake up early and he’s grumbling about your flashlight or turning off the light

Thinks his movie taste is so unique and awesome... but it’s probably just The Breakfast Club type stuff

Follows you around when he has nothing to do... but acts like he’s not

Tbh, also gives me fat finger vibes

Hardcore backseat driver

Will point out when you’re ignoring your responsibilities 

ALSO STILL GETS HIS MEMES OFF OF iFUNNY???

[ihatebnha]

I'm sorry but I gotta drop this

You know those fake body scanning 18+ games on the app store? ex:

Denki used to download them because he firmly believed that they actually worked, despite their ratings. Once he gets you in a private area (because he doesn't wanna see a naked tokoyami or a naked mineta 😐) he tells you to pose and you think nothing of it; what's an innocent photo of you in pajamas gonna do?

He gets ultimately disappointed when it comes out as another woman's body that's badly fixed on you

(And you see the displeasure on his face your like wtf because do you really look that bad 😐)

But you can't let your baby go empty-handed, right? so you give him the real thing 😳

PLEASE, YOU... YOU NEED TO BE ARRESTED FOR THIS... DENKI'S SUPPOSED TO BE SMART! I can just see his crunched up face behind the phone and I want to CRY!!!

I just can't help but imagining that Mineta's the one to tell him about the games, too... maybe right when you start dating, or before you've officially "sealed the deal" or whatever... and even though Denki's not about to show off whatever the results are, they really talk about it like grown ass men HZZK...

I'm also thinking about what happens when Denki forgets to delete the app and you (or Bakugo) end up finding it. If you don't put him on the couch once you realize that he's literally tried it on you, I don't know what to tell you (and yes, Baku snitches).

Also... naked Tokoyami... I'm crying...

[ihatebnha]

BESTIE I couldn’t help but ask, do you think denki would be into quirk play? Like electro stimulation? not sure what it’s actually called LOL but reading that kink post got me THINKIN (also that was GOOD, I think I loved Sero the best, ty for takin the time to do these <3)

AHHH bestie! thank u for enjoying so much hehe and for the question (and for being so sweet... and *gets dragged off stage*)!!!💗

I actually left electro stimulation (idk what it's called either LOL) off the post because I have kinda... a weird thing against a lot of the boys using their quirks during sex?

NOT that I hate the idea or think there's anything wrong with it, but for some reason I'm really wedded to the idea that using quirks sexually would be found rather unappealing by people who use them to handle criminals the majority of the time...

So I wanna say: no, I don't necessarily think Denki would be into quirkplay.

I feel like... for him specifically, electrostimulation wouldn't really do all that much given that he experiences the sensation of it daily, and therefore doesn't associate the experience with eroticism...

And when it comes to using his quirk on you... is probably vaguely scared to because of how hard it is for him to control or how easily it could go wrong.

(Especially if you guys are sweaty.)

That being said, I definitely think he wouldn't be against TRYING it in bed... but anything past zapping you very lightly (and underwhelmingly) would probably be a no-no.

Honestly, though... don't listen to me because I'm hugely biased in already thinking that heroes training to use their quirks carefully and specifically wouldn't be too jokey about it.

PLUS... I also don't think Denki would want to be found by the paramedics, NAKED, in a quirk-related sex accident. Mineta would never let him live it down </3