#icks tw

[ihatebnha]

Annoying things older!bachelor!Kirishima does because Magaritaville came on when I was driving home from school.

(bakugo's here!)

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Nose hair

Has a whole entire, expensive, NICE bed but sleeps on the couch half the time (mostly after work and while he's watching TV... but he will stay there all night)

He has not thrown out a single piece of clothing in the last ten years. He has new clothes and everything... but he has some kind of attachment to all his hole-y underwear and he still wears them ALL the time

Chest hair also pokes out of the collar of his shirt a lot

We knew this already, but... snores beyond belief... which sucks because he always, always, wants to be pressed together at night, so he will snore in your ear

And during movies of which that he wanted to watch

(And when he rolls over, you're going WITH. You wake up to him laying you right on top of his chest while still in a deep slumber😭😭😭)

And similarly, he invites you over at night just so you can go to bed together. The first couple times it happens you think he wants to fuck but... nope. The second you're in underwear and in bed, he's falling asleep

The only thing he knows how to cook is meat and rice. It's always pretty good most of the time, but his version of a vegetable is like... overcooked greens, which he doesn't even bother with most of the time

That thing men do where they just sit around after a meal and pat their belly and burp. Or like, fart out a storm and then just be like "oops." He does that

(And takes like 45-minute shits too, while playing clash of clans or whatever men do in there)

And he's like... desensitized to salt. He nearly OVER seasons he food with it. Not quite enough for you to be concerned, but almost... and he's still always putting a little on things after, too

Preaches about staying hydrated but forgets to drink water

Will just randomly grip and knead your ass while you're kissing. And hard. Like some pervert from the movies

"I think you'd really like my friends!" and doesn't seem to understand why you don't wanna hang out with a bunch of 30+ male, pro heroes even if they are nice

Plus his sexual stamina... is insane

He'll like, wake up early AND in an extremely good mood after a night of pretty rough fucking... and then get sad when you don't have as much energy as him

(You're grumpy because he kept you up all night AND blew your back out and he's just, "what do you mean you don't wanna go for a run?")

"Why are you on your computer so much? :("

His bathroom has the weirdest crap in it. It's all toiletries but like... he bought one-ply toilet paper once that now sits in the corner because he wants to get rid of it and all natural, organic toothpaste that he thought he'd like but now refuses to touch... dirty clothes. A leaf

Also... he uses YOU as an excuse when he doesn't wanna hang out with people, all: "Ahhh sorry, the spouse wants me home tonight :(" except you haven't even talked about your evening plans

AND he does that thing where he calls you randomly and is like, "I told everyone you were making brownies tonight and that I'd bring some in tomorrow.................. Also, unrelated but did you know I love you very much?"

LMFAO he's the first older guy you date whose shower drain is clogged with hair

His skin is still flakey though so he goes to bed with lots of prescription lotion on

And he hums (and sometimes even sings) in the shower... because he knows all the words to Margaritaville

Bye.

[ihatebnha]

an ick bakugo MIGHT have: he cuts his toe nails right next to you in the living room, boy do it in the bathroom

This made me ugly laugh. He’ll do it in the bed, too… and when you tell him to stop, gets all, “fuck this. I can’t do anything in my own damn house.”

I literally KNOW he wasn’t speaking to u like that after getting foot shavings next to your pillow.

[ihatebnha]

here's an ick: bakugo calls you 'woman'

It's not like you're not a woman, but he calls you a woman it's in the context of, "c'mere, woman!" 😒🙄

hoooooo my godddd, literally hate, hate, HATE!!! kicking his shins for this hate, sleeping on the other side of the bed hate.

and you know what's the worst part about it, too? that he... he... probably calls both other women AND his mom "woman" too. like........... not only is it a general term that he uses for everyone, but for the person who birthed him, too??????

SOBBBBBBBBBBB. literally i wouldn't blame u if u ignored him every time he did this. sat down and had a family huddle every week. like PLEASE bakugo!!! be sweet, goddamnit!

[ihatebnha]

dawg i am BEGGING YOU to consider doing a pt 2 of Icks with todo, deku , & bakugou. It was literally so fuckin funny man 😭😭😭 i fr have re read it so many times i’ve lost track at this point. It never fails to make me smile or laugh. And everything is so specific too & fits each one of them so perfectly that Horikoshi might as well just come out and say everything u wrote is canon. But i love ur blog wishing u the best <333

(icks pt. i here!)

you know..... just for this message specifically i will write you icks ANYTIME you want them. call me up when im 85 years old and dying and i will give icks. call me at my wedding and you're getting ICKS.

thank you so much for enjoying them tho... and for understanding my vision and being so sweet about it adjadsxfaklsd... i love them you a lot too!!!

hopefully, these compare:

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Bakugo

Thinks it's cute to put his arm around your neck

Says stuff like, “you know that’s bad for you, right?”

Thinks he doesn’t need to brush his hair

Thinks it's funny to ignore you, but gets mad when you ignore him

Toenails are uneven

Ruins your outfits by making you bring a jacket everywhere

If you leave anything around that he's interested in (see: candy), he’s “confiscating” it

Calls self care “unnecessary…" and says shit like, “that’s terrible for battle” if you try to show him your nails or soft skin or something

Yells at the TV…

His mouth gets greasy when he eats... and he will try to wipe it off or clean his teeth with the bottom of his shirt

Watches you play phone or video games and gets mad if you make a wrong move

Walks (stomps) super fast for no reason??????

And has heavy ass footsteps that will wake you up in the morning

Mouth breathes

Likes back scratches but won’t scratch yours back (he’s bad at it, anyway)

And will not let you drop an argument for the life of you… political debate vibes except about stuff like how to clean the shower

His phone is super greasy, too... and he has one of those really old and bulky protective cases that doesn't even work

Grumpily says "what?" when he picks up the phone at work or in front of his friends

Snores

Deku

Sheds like an animal… you run your hands through his hair and at least five strands are getting caught in your fingers every single time

You clean the drain too, and it’s literally all his hair

Always forgets to put the toilet seat back down

Leaves half-full water bottles everywhere

And everybody says this, but… will eat your leftovers. And the last bit of ice cream you were saving for yourself

Stinky because he's always sweating... and literally smells like pure testosterone. You can always tell when he’s been somewhere because the room just always smells like Man

Tbh his shoes probably smell bad, too

“Oh wait, my mom gave me a coupon for this... hold on, let me find it...”

Khakis or dad jeans on his days off

And just look at a picture of this boy and tell me he doesn’t overpluck his eyebrows

Will walk in on you using the bathroom or showering because "he needed something"

And leaves all his shaving stubble in the sink if he's late to work

Thinks his puppy-dog eyes work

If you asked him to choose between you and All Might... he would hesitate

Listens to ASMR made by and for men

"Can't you just use a makeup wipe?"

Except he will (or try to, at least) use your skincare products without asking... and you can always tell when he has

Earwaxy

And yeah... you do have an All Might shrine somewhere in your house

Todoroki

“Can we have sex tonight?”

Thinks you can cook + make meals in the toaster oven

Reminds you to do your skincare routine… or some other basic task you probably already knew about

On chore day, he’s hard to get moving and “tires” easily… you find him on the couch 20 minutes into any task just… looking at his phone

Doesn't take you seriously when you're mad at him, either... and thinks you probably don't mean it or that he can fix it, anyway

“Hey, can I have some?” except he never waits for your answer

Also likes sharing silverware with you… which is really cute right up until he’s shoving a spoon he just put in his mouth right in front of your face

Very adamant about… touching you. If you let go of his hand, he’s literally waiting to grab it back. You scoot away from cuddles and he’s going after you… even if you just want some water or to check your phone or something

If you tell a white lie about something, he’s correcting you...

“Oh, sorry Momo... I’m busy Tuesday!”

“No, you’re not?”

Lowkey gets upset when you talk about hanging out with other boys… even if you just work or have class with them

Doesn't know any slang, either... comes home from hanging out with Deku and Bakugo only to ask you stuff like, "what's a chode?" or "what's sloppy toppy?"

“I liked *insert terrible movie here*”

Asks why you didn't finish eating something

Has thee worst taste in Tik Toks and memes... and sends you videos he thinks you'd like that really just aren't funny

Unironically wants to match outfits with you

And thinks you're getting married one week into the relationship... which is sweet, but also kinda freaky...

[ihatebnha]

i know this isn't good for me but, icks for todobakudeku?

tbh we all need a lil reminder that these boys, even if they’re hot and talented, are still BOYS nonetheless....

Enjoy!

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Bakugo 

Laughs at you whenever you do something embarrassing in public instead of trying to help you fix it

Mansplains... if you’re doing something wrong, even if you know it’s wrong and don’t care, he’s yelling at telling you how to do it properly... (and he doesn’t listen when you tell him to knock it off, either)

Sometimes spits when he yells

Talks SUPER LOUDLY on the phone... in public... (and ignores you the entire call)

Wears the same socks for like a week straight

His fingers are c h u n k y

Also probably has hang nails 

Doesn’t know how much makeup costs and complains about the price when you’re checking out... EVEN IF HE’S NOT PAYING

Does that kinda weird and nasty thing where he licks his finger to wipe a smudge off of something... your face included 

BUT... swats you away when you try to do the same thing for him

Swears in front of your family and doesn’t know why it’s wrong... 

Also yells at his mom in front of you 

Has a pair of house crocs 

If you go to the gym with him, he’s teasing you if you don’t end up finishing your workout

Backwashes in your water bottle 

Blanket hog. This one sucks because he probably only sleeps with one, anyway

Always sweaty.... 

If you let him take a bite of something you’re eating, he’s biting off more than half of it (and gets mad or denies it when you point it out)

Calls you his “old woman” or something equally as weirdly offensive like “broad”

His ass is hairy

Deku 

You have a lot of moments when you have to repeat yourself because he wasn’t listening, either too busy muttering about something or staring you you like🙂🥴😗 

Whenever you express your insecurities to him, he says stuff like, “I like you, though”👉🏻👈🏻

Cries when you cry because he doesn’t like seeing you sad

Probably has a hard time putting change back in his wallet when he pays with cash 

Picks his nose with a tissue and then stares at the boogers

Still wears jackets from years ago that don’t fit him anymore (and when you try to get him to donate them, he gets sentimental) 

Asks if you’re embarrassed to be seen with him... IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE

(Both of you literally holding hands walking around with the Dekusquad when he says this like: ???) 

Also says “I love you” in front of other people, too... and gets mad when you don’t say it back

Kisses you with morning breath

Goes to the grocery store in slides without socks on 

Bacne except he doesn’t let you help treat it (and whines when you pick at it) 

You have to remind him to clip his nails or he’ll forget

Hairy toes

Unironically moans whenever you give him a massage

Sometimes tries to... smooch... you rather than kiss you... 

Todoroki 

Points out whenever your makeup is smeared or you get a new pimple... 

And if he catches you walking around with a pimple patch on, he reaches out and tries to take it off you because he thinks it’s a smudge of dirt or something

Doesn’t acknowledge when he farts. He just lets it rip and walks away...

Will tell people your business if they ask. Has on multiple occasions mentioned to Deku or Iida stuff like you were on your period or that you had to leave because your ice coffee wasn’t “sitting well with you” (if you know what I mean)

Absolutely, vehemently refuses to pick a restaurant on date night. He wants you to choose All The Time

Whenever he finishes getting ready before you, he stands around in your space to watch you finish up

Wears socks with sandals unironically 

Also tries to kiss you with morning breath

Takes everything you say very literally, to the point where if you’re just telling him something super boring like that you don’t really like raw celery, he assumes you HATE it.

(You buy it for a recipe one day, and he’s like: “I thought you hated that?” except this happens multiple. times.)

When you’re mad at him, says “please just tell me what I did, I promise I’ll fix it” 

Sleeps in matching pajama sets 

Will insult something you like if he doesn’t also like it. For example, when you’re choosing new bedsheets or curtains

Also mansplains... even if its stuff that’s COMMON SENSE or doesn’t involve him (like that tampons can give you TSS if you wear them too long) 

Probably tries to hand feed you at some point

“Why would you wear makeup, you’re already so beautiful”

(You, with half your face beat already: ...) 

Has a cum sock

[ihatebnha]

Do you write for Sero? May I request some Sero Icks? Tried to think of some myself but I like to think of him as the perfect underrated man. I need to be humbled

i do write for sero! and i have his icks right here!!!

but... as usual, here's a few more just for funsies:

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Takes bites off your plate using YOUR fork without asking

Greasy hair

Picks his hang + toenails in bed

Knifebutt

Manspreads constantly

"Oh, y/n would love that!!!" and he doesn't even ask you </3

Tells inside jokes you don't understand... while you're around

LMFAOOO I feel like he dresses nice but once you're a couple years into the relationship, he stops caring as much and you'll find him wearing underwear with holes in it

Uses a murse (man purse) and calls it fashion

Takes his phone with him into the bathroom when he's talking to you

Ex. "Hanta, are you pissing?" + "...maybe"

Likes Dad(TM) TV shows like Top Gear and... idek

Doesn't mind kissing in front of the boys

"Look what I can do!" except it's very uninteresting

Has like five pairs of these:

[ihatebnha]

Could you do aizawa and tamaki icks if you haven’t already? <33

tamaki icks here and here!!! WAS WAITING FOR AIZAWA THO! even if i did him really dirty... sorry.

enjoy!

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Crusty feet :(

Like... canonically doesn't care for eating outside of what and when is necessary... so his fridge is ALWAYS empty

So is his apartment, actually... like literally owns the bare minimum of furniture

(Which is why he's also hesitant to let you move in...)

And whenever he cooks it's just like... rice and steak and cucumbers (which is good... if he didn't make it all. the. damn. time)

All his free time is spent sleeping. ALL of it

(And for whatever reason, he seems to prioritize Mic's sushi + karaoke nights more than he does your date ones)

And he's pretty much never home anyway :(

Complains about having back problems

Take off his pants and his legs are as pale as the day he was born. PAPER WHITE, almost

Wears those high socks that leave marks on his ankles

Chastises you for spending money on "unnecessary" things despite how he ends up using them all, too

3-in-1 dandruff shampoo and body wash

TERRIBLE at cuddling.......... arms are way too loose and he gets tired of it INSTANTLY

Doesn't clip his fingernails

Only has like, three outfits and all of them are sweatsuits

"That was a little unnecessary," or "why are you doing that?"

Calls you a pet name less than twice a year. Only when he's sleepy and proceeds to deny that he did

Puppy eyes DO NOT work on him. He just laughs at you so don't even try

"It's not complicated. I'm just busy."

Sighs a lot and then doesn't clarify that he's not upset with you

You complain about all his underwear looking old and he doesn't even care!!!

If you want him to start wearing new things, you have to buy them for him...

Has had the same pair of slippers for like... five years

Greasy hair for way longer than he should be allowed to have it

"Why are you letting people get to you?" + "It's not rational"

If he falls asleep on you... THAT'S IT. No moving

Idk how to phrase this but... bad at being... supportive?

Like, you ask what would look good with your outfit and he's not even trying to help. Or you try to get his opinion on what flowers would be nice as a centerpiece and he's just sighing, like "I don't know, y/n."

Likes jell-o

[ihatebnha]

Could you do icks for denki and shinsou? The others you've done are amazing and so accurate lmao

(todobakudeku icks here and dabi + mirio here!)

thank you so much... sorry these took a bit longer!!💜💛💜💛

Denki

If he notices you laughing a bit harder at one of his jokes, he constantly repeats it until it’s no longer funny (think, surgery on a grape type stuff). 

Pulls on the collar of your shirt or belt of your pants to take peeks inside ... in public 

Absolute king of pit stains 

Fake cries and thinks it’s cute

Doesn’t brush his teeth as much as he should 

DOESN’T WASH HIS HANDS ENOUGH AS HE SHOULD 

Talks with food in his mouth (and will try to kiss you like that, too)

FRIENDS WITH MINETA????????? 

Accidentally forgets to unfollow a few instagram models when you first start going out... you’re both looking at his phone when one pops up and he definitely immediately deletes them... but his eyes do widen and he pulls back his phone 

Tangles in his hair on the back of his head that he forgets to brush out

Says a pick-up line every single time you call him. Even if you start out by saying he’s on speaker phone

Presses his cold feet against you under the covers 

Whines if/when he gets tired when you’re out together

Probably wants one of those hentai ahegao hoodies

Makes “gamer girl piss” jokes 

He’s so good at driving that he’s now way too relaxed... swerves or takes his hands off the wheel just to show off

Messiest room

Talks big about knowing anime but has probably only watched Dragon Ball Z

Defensive about everything... even super stupid things like proper pronunciations

“That’s what I meant!” or “You know what I was trying to say!!!” 

He’s the guy who hides behind you at the haunted house

Jokingly calls you weird things like “snuggly-wuggly...” even in front of his friends

Still confuses affect and effect 

eBoy music taste... except he also listens to stuff like Driver’s License

You had to be the one to explain that he should be spreading his cheeks in the shower

Genuinely thinks that getting kicked in the nuts is the worst pain in the world

Still gets his memes off of iFunny

Whatever this is

Shinso 

Dry texter... responds with K. and Fine. and 👍

Android user

Sometimes you have to be the one to wake him up in the morning 

Can and will go to sleep in his daytime clothes... in your bed 

Morning breath kisser 

Also doesn’t like choosing a restaurant... except that he’s more vocal about his tastes, so if you choose something he doesn’t like, he’ll complain the entire time 

Also does the, “Shinso, what do you want to eat?” “You choose.” “How about ___?” “No.”

BUT... will eat the snacks you bought thinking he wouldn’t touch them

“I thought you didn’t like ___ chips?” “I don’t.” *entire bag of chips is gone* 

Clips his toenails in bed

Loves it when you scratch his back for a long time but won’t do the same for you 

“Yeah, yeah, let me just finish this round...” *three hours later*

Probably doesn’t like your friends, and if you both go out with them, doesn’t speak the ENTIRE time. You get back in the car and he’s pouty. 

Hands are always clammy

Absolutely COVERED in lint… you find it in his hair, in his pockets, on his socks... everywhere

“I’m just trying to be rational here!1!!” 

Either doesn’t tell you what he’s upset about or expects you to know exactly what’s wrong and help him fix it (even if it has nothing to do with you)

Will try to tongue kiss you at inconvenient moments... like when you’re leaving for work

Goes on Reddit

You get up to pee at night or wake up early and he’s grumbling about your flashlight or turning off the light

Thinks his movie taste is so unique and awesome... but it’s probably just The Breakfast Club type stuff

Follows you around when he has nothing to do... but acts like he’s not

Tbh, also gives me fat finger vibes

Hardcore backseat driver

Will point out when you’re ignoring your responsibilities 

ALSO STILL GETS HIS MEMES OFF OF iFUNNY???