i’m in dincobb adjacent hell rn and i wanna drag more people down here with me >:]
dio morriessy (nypd blue) and dennis schiff (the broken hearts club)
this one is purely for the aesthetics of camp gay man falls in love with standoffish alt guy (idk what subculture dio actually is please don’t crucify me /lh)
frankie morales (triple frontier) and nick bennett (a perfect getaway)
they were both in the army. that’s it. that and all of their fics are incredibly sweet and i love them a lot
max phillips (bloodsucking bastards) and mickey altieri (scream 2)
dude who kills people because he needs to eat and dude who kills people because he’s batshit crazy. i won’t read any of the fics for them because they’re all nsfw and i don’t read that, so someone PLEASE write sfw fics about them 🙏🙏 /nf
jack daniels (kingsman: the golden circle) and raylan givens (justified)
gay cowboys. i don’t need to say any more
dieter bravo (the bubble) and joel hammond (santa clarita diet)
this pairing came to me in a vision (an incredibly boring graphic design lesson) the whole reason i’m so attached to it is the idea of dieter hating being a celebrity because no one sees him for him and joel being extremely behind on current media so has no idea who he is and he’s just happy to have another buddy to get high with
joel miller (the last of us) and david dutton (the crazies)
as much as i love joel miller+joel hammond i’m also incredibly attached to the idea of these two ‘zombie’ fighting badasses falling in love
idk man i love them a lot