At this time I will NOT be posting or updating The Fuck It List. That one was close to my heart in terms of tone, etc and I don't want it ruined by people who love AI.
I am doing this because despite the assholes and racists on here, many many many of you supported me through the years and I don't want to let you down.
There were literally hundreds of comments and messages that y'all sent to me that touched me deeply. I don't think I realized what my work meant to so many!
valentine's day might just be my favourite holiday - totally not because it carries my name and everything is pink and heart shaped... 😗
to celebrate, i decided to gift you these corny valentine's day cards featuring all of our favourite boys!!
they're already up on the shop ready to be downloaded and coloured 💌 i swear that if i could have, i would have included many more. at some point my two braincells ran out of power. gift them to your friend who's also obsessed with this yummy old man, gift them to yourself as an act of self love, gift them to your partner, who'll be reminded that if they love you, they automatically love pedro pascal as well. i hope you'll have fun!! 💝💌😚
Pairing: AUvampire!Max Phillips (just the name for convenience sake. But actually: whatever Pedro you prefer) x you (NYPD detective with a name and hardly a look)
Summary: Being a cop in New York should mean justice. Instead it’s just paperwork, frustration, and watching monsters slip through the cracks. Then he moves in across the hall - too smug, too charming, and definitely not human. You should stay away. You won’t. And hey, maybe an alliance can form, that helps the both of you...
Warnings: blood (well, it is a vampire story), murder, mention but no description of sexual assault (you work SVU), tension for ages, smut later on, but before that: banter, teasing, a smug bastard modern vampire
Honestly? This story is a blast to write! I am looking forward to dive into this slow burn with with you all and get the hots for this bloodsucker!
All days will be completed with various characters. The Mandalorian, Ezra (Prospect), Frankie Morales, Javier Peña, Agent Whiskey, Pero Tovar, Oberyn Martell, Marcus Pike, Dave York, Max Phillips, Max Lord, Marcus Moreno, Zach Wellison, Dieter Bravo, Javi Gutierrez, Joel Miller, Tim Rockford, Marcus Acacius, Clint Flood, Harry Castillo, Ted Garcia, Reed Richards
** All prompts will be completed as Female Reader
Kinktober List Here
Day 1: Swinging/Swapping Partners - Reed Richards/Sue Storm/Marcus Moreno
Day 2. Roleplay - Ted Garcia
Day 3. Anal Sex - Joel Miller
Day 4. Sensory Depravation - Mando
Day 5. Caning - Oberyn Martell
Day 6. Knotting - Marcus Acacius
Day 7. Tentacles - Pero Tovar
Day 8. Double Penetration - Clint Flood/Javier Peña
Day 9. Somnophilia - Max Lord
Day 10. Knife Play - Javi Gutierrez
Day 11. Oral - Agent Whiskey
Day 12. Thigh Riding - Harry Castillo
Day 13. Phone Sex - Max Phillips
Day 14. Uniform - Zach Wellison
Day 15. Piercing - Dieter Bravo
Day 16. Cuckolding - Tim Rockford
Day 17. Weight Gain - Frankie Morales
Day 18. Anonymous Sex - Marcus Pike
Day 19. Hunter/Prey//Oviposition - Mando
Day 20. Glory Hole - Ted Garcia
Day 21. Rimming/Anallingus - Dieter Bravo
Day 22. Orgy//Exhibitionism - Marcus Acacius
Day 23. A/B/O - Marcus Moreno
Day 24. Voyeurism//Gangbang - Harry Castillo
Day 25. Masturbation - Max Phillips
Day 26. Hatefucking//Begging//Mirror - Oberyn Martell
Hey hey! Hello there, time to keep track of what I read this month!
You know, November was a really strange month, it felt endless, chaotic and weird and I went through some hard times but hey, at least I’m still here, I’m still writing and I read some pretty amazing stuff lately and this always help.
I wish I had read more but unfortunately days only have 24 hours and I have two jobs, damn it.
@ writers: you have brought a smile to my face many times, so thank you to each and every one of you. Maybe you don't always realize it, but your work matters, your art matters, and it makes people happy.
@ readers: Mind the tags before engaging in any of these fics and if you happen to read any of my recommendations please let the authors know that you enjoyed their work! Comments and reblogs are our greatest joy 🥰
Everything is +18 content so stay away if you’re a minor!
Full list under the cut!
Dividers by @/saradika-graphics
Joel Miller
Daddy Issues - Joel Miller x f!reader by @aurorawritestoescape (ongoing)
Series summary: Dilf. That's what young women think when they see Joel. He doesn't mind. In fact, he welcomes it and uses his status to get what he wants. His scheme works smoothly until he meets you. You seem to be the only one who sees through his bullshit, the only one he should avoid. And now the only one he craves.
Feral - a joel miller x reader story by @mcthsman (ongoing)
Series Summary: Part man, part beast, Joel Miller lives in solitude a few miles away from Jackson. At fifty-seven years old and without a Soulbond, Joel can't coexist with others— a man without his mate crazed by time and age.Until the day he sees her, the girl with tangerine blossoms in her hair and a laugh that echoes through the trees.So, he tracks her down. Hunts her through the woods, and brings home a girl that is not the wilting flower he expects.
little by little - Joel Miller x f!reader by @mirrormauve
Summary: You are forced to marry quickly after a rumor is spread about you.
Two die for - Kinktober: doppelgänger!joel x reader x Joel miller by @millermouth
Summary: A quiet weekend at the cabin shifts into something far stranger when Joel comes inside with company.
The lady in red - jackson!joel x reader by @bemyluvr
Summary: whats the best way to end a date night? a brand new-to-you, lingerie set you found on patrol, complete with crotchless panties
Needy - Joel Miller x fem!reader by @youthereader
Summary: You wake up desperate for Joel.
Joel loves his women bigger by @ezraispunk - Drabble
Joel loves a plus!size girlie
joel loves your skin ♡ — f!reader with acne, fluff by @mybvalentine
High infidelity - Reed Richards x reader, Joel Miller x reader by @mytearsrricochet
Summary: Your husband's been neglecting you lately. After another cancelled date, you go out and meet a man who looks just like your husband but it's the complete opposite of him.
Feeling lucky - Joel Miller x f!reader by @millermouth
Summary: a night of wrong turns lands two strangers exactly where they’re supposed to be.
Toska - a joel miller x reader story. by @mcthsman
Summary: Joel Miller was a man of order. He lived by his routine, enjoyed knowing and predicting every single step of his day— After the loss of Sarah, order was the only thing that kept him going forward. His house was well-organized and so far removed from the chaos of having a small child anymore. His job was straight-forward, the owner of a contracting company that was known to be the most efficient in his town, every single minute of his life planned ahead and accounted for. And then he meets her, a hurricane of a troubled young woman that will upend his entire life.
The Heist - Joel Miller x f!reader x Tommy Miller by @aurorawritestoescape - Drabble
Not what you made me - Joel Miller x f!reader by @easybbgrl
Summary: Joel comes home to find you upset; and comforts you.
Joel Miller, who is a certified pussy eater by @cinnxmxngxrl
Doll people - Joel Miller x f!reader | Tommy Miller x f!reader by @aurorawritestoescape
Summary: your life is perfect. Every day you wake up next to your loving boyfriend Joel, who’s your whole world and you can’t be happier, but when his brother Tommy comes to visit, your dream life crumbles into pieces in just one night.
The Nanny - a Joel Miller x reader story by @mcthsman (ongoing)
Series Summary: Widower Joel Miller needs a live-in nanny. His daughters, bless their little hearts, are the light of his life and the bane of the existence of four different ex-nannies. When he finds himself out of options, Joel hires the young woman that knocks on his door one afternoon with impossibly high heels and a résumé hastily written in glittery gel pen.
He never expected her to turn his life upside down— In the best way possible.
Calling Dr. Love - Joel Miller x f!reader by @bemyluvr
Summary: out on patrol, joel discovers a bush covered in tiny pink berries that draws him in, unable to resist throwing a handful of the fruit into his mouth. but unfortunately for him, the berries don't agree with his stomach, lugging his sweaty body to the clinic, he prays the pretty little nurse he’s been crushing on can help him feel better.
His favorite holiday - ghost!Joel x f!reader by @tateypots
Summary: Being a ghost is super boring until a little Halloween power surge means Joel can finally get his hands on you.
His favorite holiday part 2 - ghost!Joel Miller x f!reader by @tateypots
Summary: It's been a hard year, but with his handy Halloween power surge Joel seeks out revenge. And another good fuck with his favourite girl.
Tender Prey - Joel Miller x f!reader by @millermouth
Kinktober: alpha!werewolf!joel x omega!reader
La Sirena - Joel Miller x f!reader x Tommy Miller by @millermouth
Summary: on a fishing trip meant to be a bonding trip for the brothers, joel and tommy come across something far darker in the waters.
Cain’s Curse - Joel Miller x f!reader by @ishestillapunk (ongoing)
Series summary: When you thought that prayers and lies were enough to keep the past buried, he appears to turn your world upside down.
Cowboy Casanova - Joel Miller x f!reader by @easybbgrl (ongoing)
Summary: Joel; a hot as fuck old man; is known around campus for taking *really* good care of the college girls that approach him at the bar. You decide to see what all the fuss is about.
Sleep Over - Joel Miller x f!reader by @aurorawritestoescape
Summary: after an exhausting work day in the Boston QZ you come home, dreaming about one thing - sleep. You get into bed but soon your rest is interrupted by Joel, who’s having a bad night and really needs you to stay up.
Nurse Roleplay with Joel - Joel Miller x f!reader by @cinnxmxngxrl
Summary: You convince your grumpy boyfriend Joel to tap into his hidden acting skills when you suggest a little roleplaying to spice things up. In less words: Joel sucks at roleplaying.
Healing - Joel Miller x fem!reader by @milla-frenchy
Summary: since childhood, you've learned to deal with your emotions alone. Until you meet a person who helps you heal
Your way or mine? - Joel Miller x f!reader - by @ess-evo
Summary: You suggest a new game to Joel...not fully prepared for the consequences.
The taste of jealousy - Jackson!Joel x fem!reader by @shadowqueen2024
Summary: Josh, a new settler in Jackson has been paying a little too much attention to you, and Joel becomes jealous and possessive. He finally corners you after a town dance, his jealousy boiling over into a raw, claiming first night.
Golden, just for you - Joel Miller x reader by @abbotscum (cw: watersports)
Harry Castillo
The Ex education - Ex husband!Harry Castillo x F!Reader by @missadangel (ongoing)
Summary: Born and raised on the Upper East Side — mother’s an actress, stepfather runs an empire that’s suddenly “under review,” and your brother’s the reason you have gray hair. You married perfection in your 20s Years after your picture-perfect marriage went up in smoke, you left New York to “heal.” Now you’re back, in your 30s — and saw your ex-husband on the cover of TIME. Wow. He got richer, your family’s going down, and somehow, you ended up working for him. Cried? Yes. Bad idea? Definitely.
Almost enough - fwb!Harry Castillo x f!reader by @baronessvonglitter
Summary: You're friends with benefits with Harry Castillo, one of the most eligible bachelors in New York. That is, until he decides he wants to become serious about someone else.
Reed Richards
Entangled - reed richards x physicist! wife! reader | one-shot by @rosharanfiction
Summary: Reed Richards thinks best when he's got his dick inside you, and saving the world takes a whole lot of thinking.
Javier Peña
Show me - Javier Peña by @pedge-page
Summary: you let it slip to your DEA flat-mate that you aren't as experienced. Javi thinks he can teach you a thing or two about pleasure, but is surprised to find you've got it all figured it out.
Speechless - Javier Peña x f!reader by @cozymochaa
Summary: You and Javier are supposed to go on a date tonight, but when one thing leads to another...
Club 8 - Javier Peña x fem! reader x Steve Murphy by @milla-frenchy
Summary: after you give some information to a DEA agent, he and his coworker come to the brothel you work at, Club 8
Ted García
all quiet on the western front - Ted Garcia x f!reader by @hauntedinkk
Summary: ted plays with your pussy in his rocking chair while reading his book
Office Hours - Ted Garcia x f!reader by @baronessvonglitter (ongoing)
Summary: You and Mayor Ted Garcia have kept your working relationship strictly platonic. But so much can happen after office hours..
Spanking - a ted garcia x reader story. by @mcthsman
Summary: Ted Garcia's young girlfriend almost ruins his reelection campaign. He teaches her a lesson.
Oberyn Martell
Untitled - Oberyn Martell x f!reader - by @rosharanfiction
Drabble inspired by When did you get hot? by Sabrina Carpenter
Dave York
The first morning with Dave York by @ashleyfilm
Frankie Morales
Frankie’s belly pooch - by @pedge-page
Beyond my control - Frankie Morales x f!reader by @milla-frenchy
Summary: during a mission in a supposedly empty house, Frankie sees and chases a witness- you. He can’t imagine that the pursuit will take an unprecedented turn
Gordita - Frankie Morales x Plus- size f!reader by @tommyslimpknee
Summary: Your date leaves since he is a shallow bastard. Sulking at the bar to drown the sorrows away. You catch Frankie's eyes across from the bar.
Clint Flood
The babysitter - Clint Flood x f!reader by @pilotispunk
Summary: You’ve been babysitting Clint's daughter for months. You didn’t expect Clint to want you. But when your boyfriend doesn’t show, Clint makes his move and makes sure you’ll never waste your time on little boys again.
Dieter Bravo
Daddy dearest - Dieter Bravo X fat!f!reader by @missredherring
Summary: He should've been good for you like he promised and not touched himself in the first place, but he missed you and started looking through the text thread, full of pictures and promises and he got horny —of course he did— it happens automatically around you now, and… and… he swallows around the lump in his throat because you're here and he's fucked it up.
Max Phillips
Max x vagina-wielding!Reader drabble by @max--phillips
(Smut. In which Max is tied down, and reader gags him with their panties.)
Multiple P boys
The Sexorcist - by @baronessvonglitter
stepdad!Marcus Moreno, boss!Frankie Morales, parole officer!Javier Peña, ex-boyfriend!Clint Flood, doctor!Reed Richards, priest!Joel Miller and priest!Dave York x f!reader
Summary: When you become possessed by a sex demon, your only help comes from the creeps who desire you the most..
My work:
Hungry - Joel Miller x afab!reader (Drabble)
Untitled - Husband!Joel x afab!reader (Drabble inspired by red shorts Pedro)
Cross wires - Jackson!Joel x f!reader (mini series)
Take me as your vice - Jackson!Joel x gn!reader (Drabble)
