#dennisparryghosthunter

[welcometothemonsterhouse]

"I need a place to spend the night."

Charlie blinked at the boy. “Then why not stay in your own room?”

[thisisfatherspeaking]

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“Oh, no, it’s not bad. Just a little quiet.” He had said it as a statement of fact, rather than a plea for sympathy, but he appreciated Dennis’ response nonetheless.

“Thank you. I’d like that, sometime.”

[iincantatorum]

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“Been a while hasn’t it? I’ve missed your cute face,” Brent cooed, stroking the other male’s cheek between his palms and looking down at him. “How’ve you been?”

[teddybanes]

"What are you?"

@dennisparryghosthunter ||  rp sentence starters - 5 w’s

“Not quite sure how I’m meant to answer to that.”

“I’m a teacher, if that’s what you mean.”

[promussecreta]

dennisparryghosthunter replied to your post: “I mean, I understand. I get it. I do. The fur,...

“Have you tried fucking literal bears?”

“Not lately,” he answered flatly. “Do you recommend bestiality to everyone you hear complaining about their sex lives, or are you just feeling particularly uncreative today?”

[idontkillorphans]

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[voxvulgi]

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Mark checked off another item he’d shelved this morning. He was done restoking most of the aisles --  just two more left. After that, he can have his lunch and then get back to work. Mentally, he listed his post-lunch tasks right before he heard a noise from the far end of the storage room. Looking up, he narrowed his eyes due to the dim lighting, struggling to get a proper look.

It took him a moment, but he spotted a person. A man, maybe? “Sir...” he started, “do you need anything? This room is for staff only.”

[thisisfatherspeaking]

"Happy Birthday Jesus!!"

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“I am not my son, but, uh–… Thank you nonetheless.”