#derpyhccvs

[jose-ze-carioca]

"I'm sorry my spanish is not that great..."

"Spanish? No, my friend. I speak Portugese! But, my good friend Panchito would be willing to teach you!"

[oursklpper]

x. @derpyhccvs​​​​ intel .x: "║" // Oh this should be good xD

Put a "║" in my inbox for my muse being thrown into a jail-cell with yours.

Well he doesn’t know exactly how he got here- actually that is a blatant lie - he knows how he got here he just doesn’t know how they managed to get caught. Skipper should be impartial to stereotyping as he is a penguin who is far more than just cute and cuddly but weren’t ponies supposed to be like those Nancy cat Lunacorns that Private worshiped like religion?! 

Well either way this particularly grey pony got sucked into his high speed chase against those Danish Pastry chefs. No man would so much as spread a pot of lingonberry jam in this city if Skipper could help it. The two animals are held in custody by animal control, Skipper folding his flipper’s, side eyeing the latter animal. ❛ Well you better hold onto you- ❜ horses wasn’t really an option when the one you were referring to is in fact a horse - horseshoes! That’ll do! ❛ Because the Danes will have you barred from Copenhagen for so much as closing an open-faced sandwich who knows what they’ll do to us now we’ve successfully destroyed their life blood and jam!❜ An exaggeration but still... ❛ I’m a tough bird but you? You might be glue... ❜or if they were anything like those filly's his youngest obsesses over? ❛ Let’s make that glitter.❜

[klngxfhearts]

"Would you like a muffin? It's blueberry!"

" .. Sure -- i wouldn't mind ! "

[universalcarnival]

"Woah, you're tall. I like you!" // to Discord

— " ... You know, I believe that's the first time I've ever been complimented on my height. Usually ponies make remarks of the different limbs, or my knack for creating absurd magic, or the fact that my eyes don't like staying in their sockets. "

— " Regardless, I appreciate it, random little pony. I like you too. "