notes - listen, I've really needed to do some dndads headcanons, I haven't written on tumblr in ages on my main account and this is my current hyperfixation, so why not here??? I hope you all enjoy tee hee
~ ~ SEASON 1 ~ ~
henry oak definitely messes with his cuticles. like whether he's pushing them back or chewing on them or whatever, he's always messing with them
ron has a bunch of little train sets in the basement and no one can change my mind
carol and deryll have matching custom sports jerseys for the wilson family and they are very cute and very cheesy
scam likely only wears night gowns to bed, no objections please
glenn has really bad insomnia, but never wants to keep nick up, so he usually sits out on the balcony right outside of his bedroom and plays the acoustic guitar to the stars as if he's singing to morgan
mercedes loves braiding the twins's hair. like usually just little pieces, so they run around with one little braid, but it's really cute
paeden has one piece of clothing from every one of the dad's children
jodie has one of those workout bars above his door frame and does three pull ups every morning before making coffee
erin can't sleep without vince by her side, and by by her side, i mean she always rolls over on top of him at night
~~ SEASON 2 ~~
scary really loves hello kitty and most of her room has hello kitty merch, but when she got all gothy, she started collecting more kuromi merch
normal really likes taking long walks by himself and they usually lead him to a little lake down by a park where he feeds geese and tells them his problems. this is the only time he's really okay being comfortable enough to take off the mascot costume
lincoln definitely has a nightlight shaped like garfield because he's afraid of the dark
hermie sees rocky horror picture show live once a month and KILLS it when he dresses up. his dream is to be in a production and play magenta
taylor is actually really smart, especially weirdly in geography and could name every single country on a map
that's all i got for now :) lmk if you want more and follow me if you do tee hee
