Mortimer: So he turns himself into a pickle and- Minnie: get the heck out. Daisy: yeah, you're bothering my wife and I. Clarabelle: I just came to call our lawyers to file a restraining order
Mortimer: funniest shit I ever seen
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Mortimer: So he turns himself into a pickle and- Minnie: get the heck out. Daisy: yeah, you're bothering my wife and I. Clarabelle: I just came to call our lawyers to file a restraining order
Mortimer: funniest shit I ever seen
a lot of those are really interesting and deep but I saw one and couldn't resist it so: Snow White.
Snow White: Do you consider yourself pretty?
He probably doesn't consider himself pretty, nor particularly handsome? He admits that he gets quite a bit of attention from many genders, though he kind of puts that down to being well-known and in a position of authority. In his opinion, he's getting a bit older these days, he's got a limp, hunches over constantly, smokes too much, and doesn't sleep enough. Not exactly attractive - though he's often surprised by how many people seem to overlook all of that.
So...shrug. He doesn't really think too often about it!
I would like to thank Destiny for giving me the idea for the username jongaylicious
it is now mine
and saved
back off bitches
sam of course because frodo is behind this blog hello