#desert anon

[thekingwhohappenstolikeyellow]

What is the longest or highest leveled word you know of, Sire?

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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis In The English Language ^_^

[raytoroswh0re]

hes such a creature and i hate him (no i dont)

also keep me as desert anon i think its funny >:)

ALSO as a gift, have a couple pics i took from the velour show, as a treat

you befuddling autism creature i need you SO bad. i also will never get over how im actually befriending his wife. like deadass.

i will actually never get over how i argued with dallon weekes about potatoes

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oughhhh to be that close to dallon brrrrr. i had barricade for my first show (vip girlies rise up) and. i’ve not recovered. it’s been over a year and i still physically vibrate when i think about. anon if i could say i argued with dallon weekes about potatoes i would NEVER shut up about it. i would put it on my CV and shit

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

someone wanted heat stroke anon, but someone took that name, so call me desert anon

turns temperature up to 97 degrees

you're lucky its night, it was 106 today at max

-desert anon

"So sorry, asshole. Someone already locked the temperature."

[thirstybtsthoughts]

hi bunny!! i’ve frequented your blog for a while but this is the first time i’m saying something 🥺 first of all i wanna say thank you for creating this fun safe space ! :))

secondly, i thought you might be able to help me with this?? i realised recently that my favourite nsfw audio got taken off soundcloud & i must’ve been in a weird mood because i got so sad i literally cried about it LOLL. i read in the comments ages ago that it was originally an audio posted to the hub but i have no idea how to begin looking for it there. it’s around 11 minutes long, there’s no talking, and people have used it as a taehyung soundalike! idk, maybe someone knows the link or the title of the audio??

ty for your help and listening ear 🙏

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Hi!! Thank you soooo much for the kind words! 

Oh nooo 🥺, that sucks 😩. I don’t recognise it, i’ve tried to look for it but can’t find anything 🥺. 

Anyone else here who may be able to help?

[raytoroswh0re]

i feel i should also mention- i saw someone with a danger days au and their dallon was named daredevil, he was a greasy smoker who could cary a grown man with no effort

he lives rent free in my head 24/7 and i need him to pay rent 💔💔💔

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the fact that i’d be attracted to dallon even if he was some gay outlaw living in the desert says A Lot of things about me but at this point i do not care. god i wish dallon was real. ive written dilf dallon teacher dallon obsessive creepy stalker dallon but never killjoy dallon…,,.. perhaps it is time for that to change

[raytoroswh0re]

here the thing, my partner is actually an awsten knight and josh katz simp. i am the only dallon enjoyer in my three way tricycle with my two goober idiot (/aff /pos) partners

so of course. they have to deal with my simpery every single day of every single ever.

we have fun :))

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its diverse and that is truly beautiful. there should always be one dallon simp in any relationship to balance it out

[raytoroswh0re]

i can confirm sun anon is my partner and the amount of bs they deal with from me is catastrophic actually

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i’m loving that we’ve had The Situationship™️ and now this, i well and truly feel like raytoroswh0re has converted to a dr phil remake and that is just beautiful. here we talk about relationships and dallon weekes ❤️

[raytoroswh0re]

as a treat, i have another snippet- cause deadass youre motivating me to maybe finish this fic once and for all (i started it over a year ago god help me)

i softly shook my head and let my gaze falter. whether that was instinct or an attempt to hide from his eyes, i didn't know. there was all of a moment that i stayed that way before i felt something cold from under my chin, lifting my head up again — and following what and where that item came from. trailing from shining pins up a wooden neck, i saw that he had held the head of his bass to guide my eyes back to his.

he looked down at me, almost expectantly — standing not more than a foot or two from the couch i was sinking myself into

- 🏜️ feral desert creature reno strikes again

i had to copy and paste this ask bc tumblr was tweaking once again which is why it’s on anon!!

i have run out of ways to describe how this has affected me but just know i am barking and growling like a feral dog.

TBE BASS. HE USES THE BASS. TO MAKE YOU LOOK AT HIM. DONT TALK TO ME OH MY GOD ANON YOUR GENIUS IS SHOWING