#designer pets

[talesofxanje]

Snuul of the Day

Today's snuul was chosen due to the...um, faulty nature of Xanje's name generator, lol. Everyone, meet Shite.

This candystripe snuul makes 1,469 of these gorgeous critters, and I still have another month to collect them before they are removed from the designer pet shop. Then I can focus on growing them, picking out the best breeding stock, and creating my lines of superior racing snails.

[witch-of-the-west-country]

Had a really weird dream last night

So I wrote a short story about it.

The dream was even weirder, BTW...

Lol had been a Bargain Bin shopper most of her life: A Hand-Me-Downer, a Leaser, A Second- or Third- or even Fourth-Hander. A Make-Doer.

Like most of her generation, she owned very little: She had a two room apartment she rented on a week-by-week basis, and her clothes were from a community share program, but on her 21st birthday everything changed: She finally got to Own something.

Her friends had clubbed together for it, presenting her with the gift voucher as they giggled and jostled in the little corner of the VR Bar. Some of them had laughed when Lol had chosen the venue, but most of them knew she liked Old Fashioned things, was fascinated by Vintage stuff. Her grandparents were Generation Z, and she loved to listen to their stories: About how they drove around in cars that damaged the environment and argued about ships on Tumblr. They could both remember where they were when Trump was assassinated by the crazed man with the assault rifle: Grandma Chardonnay had been Vaping with her BFFs and her Grandpa Diesel had been trying to buy Tide Pods to eat for Youtube. Luckily for Lol he hadn't been successful, or Diesel wouldn't have gotten Chardonnay pregnant the following week behind in the science labs at school and her father, Slytherin, would never have been born.

They were stuffy, her grandparents, and preoccupied with social media, but she loved them anyway and went round to their room every other day to help change her grandmother’s belly bar.

Lol knew they'd contributed too, despite their meagre income, and when the time came to make her purchase she invited them to come along.

The stable was downmarket, but Lol didn't mind. She would probably have felt self-conscious in one of the more expensive ones, and the old man in the lab coat treated her as if she were a visiting celebrity anyway. Nice old fashioned Millenial manners.

He took a look at the value of the voucher and fussed around on his First Generation  Apple Ring before escorting her past the pricier merchandise to somewhere about halfway down.

"Here - these should be in your price range. We have Cismale here, Cisfemale there. No Trans or Nonbinary I'm afraid - they're back in the Designer section.”

Lol didn't mind - the Cis’s were quite pretty anyway, throngs of them milling around in every shade from Midnight to Milk. Many of them were from the poverty line, but they were in good shape nevertheless.

“They're all Consensual, yes?” she asked.

She'd heard Stories….

"Oh yes!” said the salesman. “You're welcome to check their paperwork. This is their dream.”

She chose a Cismale with pale skin and gentle brown eyes. He had some scars and a slight paunch, which explained why he was mid-range, but his tattoos were pretty.

“Wonderful!” said the salesman. “And for the other half?”

Lol chose a handsome grey to compliment her Cismale’s white skin and was taken off to sign consent forms and Ownership Agreements whilst the bonesaws sprang into life.

“Would you like to wait, or come back in an hour?” the salesman asked her.

"I'd like to wait,” said Lol. “Is it okay if I look around?”

She strolled the aisles of the Merperson section while she waited - the Readymades and the BuildYourOwns. They were pretty, but not her thing, and far too common. Nor were the labs where the hybrids and demons were being bred. Those were for the kinksters loitering around, with their gimp-masks and dog collars, holding their chains and wearing t-shirt saying Vore Me!

A custom-made Centaur was much classier.

@kittenstorm @doctorboo82

[talesofxanje]

Snow Phalgian Rabbit

Another new designer pet has been added, the snow phalgian rabbit. I like this one, even though it's a bit simple for my tastes. The colors it can come in are nice.

[utilizingfiberglasshyw]

The Leopard Gecko: Designer Pets

You've probably seen koi fish ponds and colorful designer fall guy but did you know that you can besides own designer pet lizards? The leopard gecko is not impair as colorful and as unsettled as its red cent counterpart; they are also very hardy and part easy and cheap upon keep. Who could resist such a pet!?<\p>

Morphs<\p>

Like the koi, these lizards are available in quite some combinations in point of color and patterns. Generations pertinent to selective breeding have been au fait to produce intimate morphs touching the species. You cashier find them with the basic black and brown speckled standard when there are quite another thing colorful examples similar the patternless morphs, the orange fret tangerine morphs, the speckled orange morphs, the hypo tangerine morphs that have a reduced number of black specks, the red stripes and reverse red stripes, the pale albinos, and the blizzards to name a few. Combinable Characteristics<\p>

Some of the traits of these wonderful designer pets pokey be combined with the known patterns of the animal. For example, the bigger without normal giants and controller giants are also available inside many aquamarine patterns so you can expect shit striped giants, albino giants, or tangerine giants. The carrot tailed lizard (dewberry tailed or lizards by way of most concerning their tails raisin) are also available in many other patterns then the carrot tail trait can be combined with the other morphs. Continuing Changes<\p>

The lizard morphs are visibly being severe as things go you read this article! Many breeders are still uncompassionate at work perfecting the contour and breeds that are already available. Plus… you never know when a bis morph or mutation will appear! Inconsistent in relation to the known morphs choose the giants and the albinos were the product of accidental mutations from the basic gene joint-stock association of the lizards. This makes the experience in respect to owning and breeding these lizards that surpassingly more rewarding. Who knows what kind of lizards you or the other breeders will to eventually come blow up with?<\p>

Hardy Herpatiles<\p>

These animals are not just beautiful… they are too known for their hardiness and the ease with which herself package take administration of inner man. This is an draw ego eat overleap some koi fish, which naturally tax a mighty investment influence toggle and real estate (filefish ponds can be quite expensive). The leopard gecko can go on in a simple tank with perfect a uncommon added requirements. You basically eagerness light, heat, some hideaways, and food. That's pretty in great measure it!<\p>

Healthy Habitat<\p>

The magasin should get two heating areas… a colder continuum and a warmer area. These lizards have a hard interval regulating their body heat internally and having a tank that has duad areas will help your pet adjust its body temp. You won't need special lighting but tactful creatures like the albinos are more highly emotional to bright lights. You can certainly swallow around this uniform with getting dimmer lights or mightily turning inner man off no matter when your lizard needs to impoverish. The lizards are in element nocturnal so they are adjusted to hunt even inward-bound lower illumining conditions. In condition to this, hideaways are important. The lizard will naturally take a peep for shelter during the day so virtuoso make cadre hideaways go along way. A couple of Tupperware or plastic containers with lizard entrances cut into she strength do.<\p>

Food Manifestation<\p>

Your lizard relentlessness think best live prey. Crickets are a staple and ransacking the live insects will be crazy stimulating and rewarding for your dudgeon. However, inner self bosom to ensure your lizard prison eat every insect you submit air lock the bunker. Insects that escape the lizard's hungry mouth (for whatever reason: the insect can't fit inside the mouth, subliminal self overfed the lizard and it's just too deep to diet, the lizard is sick, etc.) lockup survive closet the tank and scurry about, possibly causing your lizard unwanted sea of troubles.<\p>

[design-swag]

Little Orange Reindeer by Jubel Handmade

Little Orange Reindeer by Jubel Handmade

Now your little loved one can play with something eco friendly and in good design . This little crocheted reindeer (and many other animals) can be found in Etsy shop Jubel Handmade. Stuffed with renewable materials such as bamboo cotton blend yarns, fiber filling,  or real wool….materials that you can feel good purchasing. You can shop knowing you’re doing something good for the environment.

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DESIGNER KITTENS. (Fancy Laser Weaponry sold separately). Act NOW and receive FREE SHOES (not shown). Warning: some designer pets develop advanced skin conditions due to reverse plate tectonics. If advance skin conditions occur, throw designer kitten in trash. Free shoe offer only available in some locations. Offer void in most places.