“I should build me a new desk” - Seconds after I dropped a weight on my desk from a little too high up, causing it to crack in half
“HOLY SHIT, BUILT-IN CABLE MANAGEMENT?” - Cereal Aisle in Wegmans, staring at a box of cap’n crunch
“Wouldn’t it be fun if I had like, metal inlays? OOH BRASS INLAYS?” - Talking to my friend, in the middle of a conversation about biology homework
“Duuude what if I put wireless chargers in it? Like wireless phone chargers? To wirelessly charge my phone while I work?” - Talking to my therapist, in the middle of a lecture on coping with intrusive thoughts (and how to not say them out loud, oops)
“Hold on a minute, how much drawer space do I need? Like 3 or 4 drawers, right? I have a lot of stuff to store, and they probably won’t be big drawers... Well like, one 2 inch deep drawer and like 2 or 3 1/2 inch deep drawers? Maybe one 2 inch, one 1 inch, and one 1/2 inch? Yeah that seems about right. 3 1/2 inches of drawer should be good.” - Rambling to my Digital Electronics teacher, who couldn’t care less
“Yo, what if it did that thing where the monitor is like, under the desk and then it’s motorized so when i push a button it pops up? DUDE ONE OF THE BRASS INLAYS COULD BE A SECRET BUTTON.” - Still rambling to my Digital Electronics teacher, who is now very interested
“What if there was a little cubby on the side, to hold my laptop? Like a vertical cubby I just slide it in? That’d be cool. Less clutter on top of the desk and it’s still safe? Oh hell yeah” - Rambling to myself
“Woah, LEDs? Color changing LEDs around the bottom to give a nice glow? Oh yeah.” - Talking to my English teacher, who just wanted to know if I’m taking AP Language or not
“Cable drawer? Oh wait, that’s probably included in the built-in cable management.” - Rambling to myself
“Mechanical keyboard? Built into desktop? With RESIN KEYS? Custom Resin Keys? Absolutely.” - Talking to my friend, who just bought a mechanical keyboard (surprisingly, this comment was relevant)
feel free to tell me this is all incredibly unrealistic. i’m aware. probably only going to do cable management, wireless charger, the laptop cubby, drawers, and potentially the keyboard if we’re feeling spicy (just got some new epoxy resin hehe).
