#desperate anon

[krispy-dreemurr]

the repo men! the people that take your stuff to pay your debts? kris please help me I will open 1000 dark fountains.

- desperate anon

Why should I? Huh?

[krispy-dreemurr]

kris don't wuah me! krisprolls! krispy kreme! i want to be in kahoots! i have nothing left the repo men have taken my hourse

- desperate anon

The WHAT men?!

[krispy-dreemurr]

pleaaaase lil sib. I'll join your evil conspiracy of doom. I'll open fountain anywhere you want.

WHY ARE YOU SO DESPERATE?!

[hislittleraincloud]

PLEASEE I NEED YOUR ATTENTION..WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME 😭😭

Uhm. I dunno who you are. Are you the one who sent the ehm...racy Anon?

[silverfoxlou]

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[thatiranianphantom]

Ahem....

Yoohoo, Desperate Anon?

I hear tonight was the night! The night BA would have their first real kiss! Go on their romantic car date! Confess their feelings! Begin their forever!

[thatiranianphantom]

Guys. Guys. Today desperate anon, a person in their 30s who apparently has no job to speak of, sent me SIX messages. SIX.

Employment or education can be fun, desperate anon!

[thatiranianphantom]

Erinn is on set as angel Tabitha 😕 Barchie and Jabitha pre comet happily ever after are coming back

Oh sweet Bratz fan Elodie from France. You are a 30 year old woman, badly trying to disguise your language, and this is your third message a day.

You should also really consider privating some of your socials. I'm just saying. Lot of creepy people out there.

Also, hope springs eternal, my friend, but I just want to posit, Jughead as a human and Tabitha as an angel, wouldn't that relationship, say, run into some logistical hurdles? I mean, I'm just sayin'.