Kris Dreemurr

[rp blog by @cool-blog-of-daniel fr fr] they/them menace child

[krispy-dreemurr]

Intro? Do I have to?

Hello, I'm Kris. You should already know that, I hope. Please, try to remember I'm non-binary, don't misgender me, I'll kill you.

Also DNI: Homophobes, Transphobes, Sexists, Racists, Pedos/Zoophiles(ew), Sans the Skeleton, roombas, and idk what else.

You know what you did, Sans.

There's nothing else to say. Well, other than give me asks, I guess?

|ooc: below here|

Idk fuck you

Ask box might be turned off at points

Help me I'm purple now but it's the same ol' Mr Moonshine lmao just a mod/"show runner"

Tags

- #Kris got mail \answering ask

- #Kris rambles \non-ask posts

- #Mr Moonshine hates his mod job \ooc asks answered

- #Newsletters by Mr Moonshine \ooc non-ask posts

Stuff like #Kris Dreemurr will be used btw

Idk man I'm going to give Kris a mental breakdown at some point for fun bcuz I hate myself

BYE BITCHES I'LL BE BACK SOON UNHOPEFULLY!

[krispy-dreemurr]

wait. I have this account. forgot about it.

[krispy-dreemurr]

What's your favorite creepypasta?

I don't know, I never got around to reading them.

[krispy-dreemurr]

dude you should totally bring moss for your date-not-date tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

[krispy-dreemurr]

the repo men! the people that take your stuff to pay your debts? kris please help me I will open 1000 dark fountains.

- desperate anon

Why should I? Huh?

[krispy-dreemurr]

Hello Kris,

I am afraid that we'd then both come back. I cannot perish until our purpose is fulfilled You understand, yes?

Besides, you have a promise to keep.

Once we're done here, you'll be free to do all the dying you could possibly want.

Regards,

Oh, fuck.

[krispy-dreemurr]

if something were to happen to your deer friend... that's less competition for you, isn't it? =)

I don't know what you mean by "less competition". That's my friend, she's my friend, why would I want anything bad to happen to her?

[krispy-dreemurr]

A pointless endeavour. Hurting me is hurting you. Killing me is killing you. Why waste your time in this manner?

I don't have to pay taxes in the future, and you die. Win win.

[krispy-dreemurr]

Your Deer friend, she means a lot to you doesn't she? It would be ashamed if I had you hurt her and ruin whatever friendship you have with her.

I'm going to kill you.

[krispy-dreemurr]

Have you ACCEPTED EVERYTHING THAT WILL HAPPEN FROM NOW ON?

Unfortunately.

[krispy-dreemurr]

Hello Kris,

You are aware, of course, that I will be there regardless, yes? We seem to have little choice on the matter.

Your inimity towards me has been noted.

Regards,

Please, please, kill yourself.

[krispy-dreemurr]

Well, I'm terribly sorry, kid, but you're not being terribly forthcoming with your answers here. What are we supposed to ask if you're not going to answer anyways?

I don't know. Go away.

[krispy-dreemurr]

You're going with the SOUL?! Damn, you're a freak like that? I respect it. That's totally who you meant, right? :D

WHAT. EXCUSE ME?! NO?! I WANT KILL IT, NOT KISS IT!

[krispy-dreemurr]

Who are you going to the festival with?

I have an idea, but I'm not telling any of you.

[krispy-dreemurr]

Hey, kid. A tip: Give a junior jumble to Sans, he doesn't know how to solve them.

Thank you, I will use this wisely.

[krispy-dreemurr]

kris don't wuah me! krisprolls! krispy kreme! i want to be in kahoots! i have nothing left the repo men have taken my hourse

- desperate anon

The WHAT men?!

[krispy-dreemurr]

do you think you could down susie in one if she was taunting your boss while having her back turned on you? :)

... I don't want to know.