Dec 20, 2017
Scorpius: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Harry: I don’t know
Scorpius: To visit the dummy.
Harry: What?
Scorpius: Knock knock
Harry: Who’s there?
Scorpius: The chicken
Harry: :/
Harry: I won’t murder you if you use this on your dad
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Scorpius: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Harry: I don’t know
Scorpius: To visit the dummy.
Harry: What?
Scorpius: Knock knock
Harry: Who’s there?
Scorpius: The chicken
Harry: :/
Harry: I won’t murder you if you use this on your dad
Dad, just because you didn’t get to hit that Malfoy arse doesn’t mean you have to take it out on mine and Scorpius’ relationship.
Albus Potter to a VERY Angry Harry Potter
Draco: I can ruin your reputation
Albus: I can give you a good reputation.
Draco: *gasps* Don't you dare.
Draco: Do I look like I'm joking?
Albus: You never look like you're joking.
Harry: You think you're funny.
Scorpius: I think I'm adorable.
Harry: Look I'm sorry about everything last year. Scorpius is actually pretty cool.
Albus: *nods*
[later]
Albus: Will I get over it? No, but life moves on.