#despra

[deepguildadventurers]

Despra, about Elwryn: He has a... challenging personality.

Teyla: What Despra means is, he's mostly an asshole. But every now and then he could be a dick.

[deepguildadventurers]

Despra: You have the right to remain silent

Elwryn: I CHOOSE TO WAIVE THAT RIGHT

Despra: Wh-

Elwryn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[deepguildadventurers]

Despra: Would you really stoop that low?

Elwryn, immediately: I already have

[deepguildadventurers]

Despra: I love this whole "good cop/ bad cop" thing you two have going.

Morden: It's not really a thing, it's more like I'm a good person and Elwryn's not.

[deepguildadventurers]

Elwryn: How did you find me?

Despra: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: "Now, who could that be?"

[deepguildadventurers]

Despra: No problems!

Elwryn: *walks in*

Despra: One problem!

[deepguildadventurers]

Despra: *staring deadpan into the camera with a microphone in hand* And here, you can see the endangered Elwryn in their natural habitat.

Elwryn: *falls down stairs, spilling their cereal everywhere*

Despra: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.

[squishytrolls]

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