#elwryn

[deepguildadventurers]

whenever it’s obvious a kid is cheating on a paper, i just let them. that kids fucking cheating (poorly, at that) in one of my classes???? the fucking balls on the bitch. they know id kill them. but when a person is cheating WELL??? oh, that’s the spiciest shit i’ve ever seen. i’ll call them to my office after school, let them simmer in their anxiety, then just fucking dismiss them and laugh.

[bitterbutbetterco]

if only some people would care to see it

[deepguildadventurers]

my students keep talking about “vibing”???? what the fuck does that mean??? am I being threatened?!?

[deepguildadventurers]

You know what I hate, Ellie?

first, dont fucking call me that. second, what?

[deepguildadventurers]

WHO THE FUCK PUT CABBAGE LEAVES IN MY BED

[deepguildadventurers]

morden. i am an adult man. i am a teacher, i am the god damned alpha teacher. i fucking know the food pyramid. better than you, apparently.

[deepguildadventurers]

Despra, about Elwryn: He has a... challenging personality.

Teyla: What Despra means is, he's mostly an asshole. But every now and then he could be a dick.

[deepguildadventurers]

Teyla: Not much could ruin today.

Elwryn: Hello, Teyla.

Teyla: Oh shit, I forgot saying that summons him.