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9. be careful what you wish for Dean Craig Pelton/Jeff Winger

(trope meme heyyy)

Okay, so.

Dean finally managed to get Jeff into bed. Not sure how this happened, maybe Jeff lost a bet, maybe he needs extra credit (so wrong, but desperate measures etc), maybe he’s trying to impress a girl (what, that could happen). Anyway, they’re finally having the sex. Dream come (heh, come) true, right?

Well. It would be, if not for the fact that Jeff sucks. Not in the good way, but in the ‘I’ve had better with a stuffed dalmatian’ way. Admittedly, he has a lot to live up to — Dean’s had a rich fantasy sex live — but still. You’d think that a guy would have an easier time figuring out what works for another guy, especially since Jeff himself works for Dean a whole lot, buuuut no.

Which, hey, first time with a man, it’s all understandable, don’t worry Jeff, no hard feelings and all. Dean may shed a tear when nobody’s looking, but this may actually be a good thing, this may cure him of his Jeff obsession, which would be healthy.

Except Jeff can’t stand not being awesome at the sex. The thought that he couldn’t make it good for Craig — for Craig, who has to be the easiest person ever when it comes to Jeff; it used to be that he could make him come with a touch on the shoulder, dammit — it’s enough to drive him crazy. Obviously he can’t leave it at that.

So, they end up having a lot of the sex, which eventually starts to be really good sex (see, Dean is a totally awesome educator), Dean doesn’t get over Jeff but this is okay, because Jeff may be having some ~feelings~ after all (seriously, the sex is good, and he dares anyone not to fall a little in love with a guy who rides you into the sunset and then makes you pancakes at night)— and they fuck happily ever after, the end.

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grey :3

Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things

My pillows remember me (memory foam, wooo~) ♥

My Kindle’s name is Eliot.

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Allegro

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a thing for MinMin

true fujoshi <3

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heeeee 4, 8, 22, 47, 51 :D

4) What do you think about most?

Probably food.

8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Lately, lying under a tree and reading fic or listening to WTNV.

22) Smell the air. What do you smell?

Uh, nothing much… except failure But I live with a permanently stuffy nose, so. I’m just thankful that I can’t smell the fucking plant that we have right outside my room, and that blooms these creepy waxy flowers and smells so musty at night, ugh.

47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Wow I hate you. Uhhh. Generally speaking, getting into fandom. That’s something that I never regretted. And it all started with Harry Potter, so yeah, picking up the first HP book - that’s a good answer.

51) What is your current desktop picture?

This. I think I’ve had it for half a year, but I’m not sick of it yet. Fun fact: I almost always have pretty but boring wallpapers (that is, nothing showing how much of a hopeless fangirl I am) because I’m paranoid, except my last desktop was a fanart of Stiles with wolves.

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Do you think Cecil goes for a jog from time to time? And perhaps meets Steve Carlsberg doing something suspicious near the dog park? (that's my excuse for the angry face on this doodle)

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just help him goddammit