Can you do detective!Mick Schumacher x Criminal!Reader nothing ridiculous, just enough to give Mick a headache. He’s been chasing reader for years but every-time he gets close reader just vanishes again. and obvi they have mad sexual tension because ofc
nyck you're a genius (this lowkey evolved into robin hood!reader i hope that's okay-)
you've been running around committing crimes for years
usually just burglaries of the massive houses and mansions in a rich neighbourhood
you never hurt anybody
nobody ever even saw you
no matter how good their "security system" was, you always managed to override it and get your haul
you're not entirely sure why you do it anymore
you started out because you needed the money and, well, rich people were easy targets
you didn't technically need it anymore
but to be fair, you'd never really kept more than you needed
anything you didn't need, you'd give to people who did in your neighbourhood
soup kitchens, kids who couldn't afford shoes that fit, some money for a single parent down the street to get a babysitter for a night or two
whatever you could do
nobody ever questioned where you got the money
that was the funny thing about helping people—they weren't all that eager to turn you in
that and they all just figured you had an okay job
they did know you were smart, after all
and you were smart enough to never steal anything identifiable from the houses you burgled
no "family jewels", nothing with trackers, etc.
cash, generic items, any tech you could wipe and reprogram the serial number ... nothing that could be found
like i said, you were smart
mick had been assigned to your case shortly after he became a detective
he'd chased you with as much accuracy as he could
and yet, whenever he got close, you'd stop, or the pattern would change, and he'd have to start all over
somewhere along the line you started leaving notes for "the cute detective"
they were both infuriating and endearing to mick
which honestly made them more infuriating because he was very mad at himself for being charmed by a criminal
a burglar, no less
eventually, you ended up leaving a second secret and told him to meet you at a grungy dive bar downtown
you were only half-sure he wouldn't tell his captain
he doesn't
you meet up, and you don't even really tell him who you are
but he knows—and you're both aware of that
the whole night is a lot of flirting and even more sexual tension
somewhere in the early hours of the morning, you end up making out in the back of a taxi and then hooking up in his apartment
in the morning, mick demands you explain your crimes
you triple check he's not recording you before you do
at the end of it, he can't even bring himself to be mad at you, let alone arrest you
you promise not to do it anymore—or at the very least, to only do it so none of the rich people would even notice what was missing—and that's good enough for mick
before long, you're being introduced to his colleagues at the station as his boyfriend
and the case?
well, a mysterious lack of new evidence forced the captain to declare it cold ...
