Mun: I'm gonna answer the top one.
big spoon/little spoon: Shaylon is the big spoon. Always.
favorite non-sexual activity: Cuddling
who uses all the hot water: Joann. Shaylon doesn't need to shower.
most trivial thing they fight over: TV Remote
who does most of the cleaning: Shaylon
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Joann rules through the subtle art of seduction
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Shaylon, Joann's too busy complaining.
who steals the blankets: Joann, Shaylon doesn't need them
who leaves their stuff around: Joann, and Shaylon ends up cleaning it up.
who remembers to buy the milk: Joann won't let Shaylon even try since that time with Shaylon and Bagged milk.
who remembers anniversaries: Both of them, but Shaylon will still remind Joann just in case