Jul 10, 2021
Light: I’m glad Ryuuzaki feels safe enough to sleep around us. He looks so peaceful.
Ryuk, uncapping a black marker: and vulnerable.
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Light: I’m glad Ryuuzaki feels safe enough to sleep around us. He looks so peaceful.
Ryuk, uncapping a black marker: and vulnerable.
Light: Guys, do you think I’m a badass?
Ryuk: Sure, yeah.
L [distractedly]: No, I think your ass is great.
Light:
Ryuk:
L: Sorry, what was the question?
Light: About a week ago I accidentally slept with L.
Ryuk: ...Really?!
Light: Yes.
Ryuk: Accidentally?!
Light: Yes.
Ryuk: I don’t understand, did you trip or something?
L: You took advice from your Shinigami?
Light: It’s called hitting rock bottom, Ryuuzaki.
This is stupid but imagine L and Ryuk sharing an apple pie.
That's not stupid. That's very cute! 🍎🥧
Light: ...Where's my slice 😭
L: Oh, I thought you didn't like sweets?
Ryuk: *snorts* ...you're kidding, right?
Light: Ryuuzaki, there's a difference between liking something in moderation and not liking something at all.
Light: Ryuk and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at me--
L [sighing]: What did Ryuk do?
Light: He chased them down to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Ryuk: Who wants a steering wheel?
L: The non-murdery approach is probably better here.
Light: I wasn’t going to use murder... I don’t always use murder... do I?
L: *Locks eyes with Ryuk*
Ryuk: ...Well, the important thing is that you believe that.
Ryuk: Name one thing you want to try in the bedroom.
Light: Seeing Ryuuzaki get a full eight hours of sleep.