#detectivejojo.exe

[dio-theshitpost-brando]

Hydreigon: -sniff- -sniff- -sniff- (bd-handystand)

[>Jolts sniffs back in return.]

@bd-handystand

[jotaro-hoards-belts]

Oi. Oi. Not-Dad. Helpa me this asshole rosebush won't leave me alone. - Jolyne

DJJ!Joot: Though I can’t battle here anyway, so that’s not even an option to begin with. Some Pokemon are just rebellious at first. You just need to gain trust.

[dio-theshitpost-brando]

Auh shit it’s a pissed of nidoking

DJJ!Dio: Calm down, sir. Or. Or I’ll have to take Extreme Action to protect my electric types.

[dio-theshitpost-brando]

i WISH TO PET YOUR SOFTEST BABY

[dio-theshitpost-brando]

Dio what's your favorite electric type (if it's jolteon, then what else?)

DJJ!Dio: Well we have lots of Pichu here and they grew on me a lot. It’s hard to choose though, why give more love to any in particular?

[dio-theshitpost-brando]

I’m doing my best but like Lisa Lisa and Jonathan. 

[jotaro-hoards-belts]

Use your spark fish to read in the dark.

[dio-theshitpost-brando]

A shinx is angerly sparking at literally everything that moves. F.

DJJ!Dio: No no there there. calm down infant.

[>You probably shouldn’t touch a whole sparking lion without rubber gloves.]