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The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn't Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew

The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn’t Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew

You are an idiot. Don’t get defensive! It’s not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn’t have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don’t know what the pyramids really looked like. You’re even pooping wrong – Jesus, you’re a wreck! But it’s going to be okay. Because we’re here to help. Packed…

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#PUA #cracked #detextbook

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You made it through the school year! Time to actually enjoy knowing something.

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Send me a book recommendation, cracked.

Well our new book and Gladstone’s new book and DOB’s new book are all hot off the presses. Also have you read any Ray Bradbury? Read some Ray Bradbury.

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#Regram from @omarosamh, who gave their #DeTextbook some rad shades and tunes. #Books #Shades #Tunes #Rad

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my mother found your website recently and she loves it. She won't stop talking about it. She won't stop linking me to articles I've already read. Help.

If you give her us in book form that’ll get her off the computer.

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Why do guys have to do all the work to get a relationship while women just sit there and can pick any guy they want?

Guys, how ignorant can you be? If you're asking this question, you should know that there are a lot of fairly sad, desperate girls out there who will be happy to spend entirely too much time obsessing over what it will take to get a guy like you. And when one of those girl throws aside her dignity and starts a conversation with you in a shameless attempt to find someone who will appreciate her for who she is, and you distractedly ask her why girls just sit there and make guys do all the work while eyeing a move attractive woman across the room, just know that your balls deserve everything that's about to happen to them.

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The #DeTextbook’s dedication page. (via @dstagg17)