CAPYBARA SHENANIGANS PT 2.
Collected quotes from the RPC Development Tea Room Discord Server! Feel free to change wording/etc to fit your muse.
❝ Did someone go fucking feral with a sodastream? ❞ ❝ My tarot cards told me you suck dick. ❞ ❝ It took me a good second to be like what the fuck are they talking about. ❞ ❝ You don't need to chill from enjoying life, don't worry. ❞ ❝ Leave my ass alone. ❞ ❝ A moment of silence for everyone’s forgotten neopets. ❞ ❝ The porn we aspire to. ❞ ❝ Big cats are really just little cats that ate the grow mushroom from Alice. ❞ ❝ Don't underestimate the lengths people will go to for bad bodice ripping erotica. ❞ ❝ It sounds like a bad horror movie: THE DICK HAS EYES. ❞ ❝ Every time I build up an expectation, you add another brick to the top of the tower. ❞ ❝ A hotdog is a taco turned sandwich. ❞ ❝ I refuse to foresee any consequences to my actions. ❞ ❝ Too much power, not enough brain. ❞ ❝ That's your bi energy, dear. ❞ ❝ WHY WOULD I GO NEAR CRYPTID CENTRAL ZONE THEY'D EAT ME I'M BABY ❞ ❝ Golf as a personality is a very frightening thing. ❞ ❝ I mean if you get kidnapped it's not your fault your passport's expired. ❞ ❝ Ah I found the insomnia team! ❞ ❝ I'm in love with the moon, ya'll are too sticky. ❞ ❝ You ever receive a gentle reminder in the form of a bitch slap emotionally? Cause I just did. ❞ ❝ Shush. I sound like a murderer and I'm proud of it. ❞ ❝ Oh sweet Jesus, I'm not coherent enough for that. ❞ ❝ Trust him, he’s a ducktor. ❞ ❝ Guess i'd better start googling how to dick. ❞ ❝ It was a consensual kneecapping. ❞ ❝ Is it an actual nine inches or a frat boy nine inches? ❞ ❝ That looks simple enough that even my Easy Bake Oven Ass could do it. ❞ ❝ It’s hilarious because I’m the reason we have the rule. ❞ ❝ Is he friends with off brand maple syrup? ❞ ❝ Sometimes you gotta eat trash to understand how gourmet tastes like. ❞ ❝ Lick the rock. Fuck around and find out. Throw rock then at someone. Declare war. ❞ ❝ We have been on such a journey, this could be a Tolkien Novel. ❞
