ok so bc @oftwentyeight asked for it, here’s a non-comprehensive list of my favorite francis barton headcanons:
francis has absolutely gotten jealous of bucky after seeing him kiss natasha
@ natasha take him to the park please, no one goes down with him on the slides like u do
no matter how much cardi b and kanye bobbi plays for francis, he still prefers etta james and nina simone
francis’s favorite halloween costume is haw.keye, but his second favorite is falcon
francis’s favorite superhero is ww, war machine is a close second, black widow is third and iron man is fourth
francis calls natasha ‘asha’ bc he’s small and natasha is hard to say
francis would absolutely be kind of afraid of superman and the green lanterns at first, if he ever met them
chuck and lucky follow francis everywhere, and they definitely clean up after him when he drops food
also chuck and lucky literally never leave him alone, they are his guardian angels and they’d fuck a bitch up for hurting their kiddo
francis adores liho with his whole entire heart
you know francis is bobbi’s kid bc he’s seen her go off on some bitches enough times that when he gets mad, he starts yelling at whoever he’s mad at and pointing his chubby little finger but he can’t make real words so it’s just ‘asdafslkdfjaoewiajsldkfa!!!ba ba ba baashdsfsdfasdf!!!!!’
you also know francis is clint’s kid bc his favorite activity is napping and playing with the dogs
francis is one of those kids who grew up signing, but he also knows spanish, german and a little bit of russian by the time he’s like seven.
francis has absolutely looked at a picture of bey/once and called her a queen
francis is gonna be the most spoiled kid in all of new york
francis is def gonna be taller than clint
francis is the biggest mama’s boy, pry that idea from my cold dead hands