Brat: Oh yeah? Well sue me.
Ler: Sue you? Well… whips out comically long parchment scroll
Brat: Where did you—
Ler: Pursuant to Article 3, subsection A, Paragraph 2 of the Knismophilia Contract it states—and I quote—
"Notwithstanding the foregoing, should bratty conduct be found prima facie, then the doctrine of res ipsa loquitur shall apply."
Brat: Res ipsa…?
Ler: Additionally, in such an event, the Aggrieved Party is fully empowered to pursue remedies including, but not limited to, poking, prodding, scribbling, skittering, and other tickle-adjacent actions until such time as the Aggrieved Party is reasonably satisfied that they have been made whole, as determined solely and exclusively by said Aggrieved Party.
Brat: This is bullshi—
Ler: Finally, any and all claims arising out of or relating to disputing of this clause shall be resolved through arbitration, the arbitrator being whichever party currently has the advantage.
Brat: …
Ler: …
Brat: What the fuck are you talking about?
Ler: In layman’s terms? If by “sue me” you mean “tickle you”… then yes. I’m going to sue the shit out of you.
