I am perfectly not fine, thanks for asking, we all love a supportive hater 😩🙌🏻 Now back to topic, fear me or I will send someone to sing the coconut song in front of where you live while dancing in a pineapple costume, with a mic, of course. Oddly specific, trust me I know, but I'll do it without hesitation so fear me 👹🤳🏻
This is the most...entertaining threat I have ever received, so consider me amused enough to keep you around.
I am still not afraid, but my bewilderment is growing.
Also, the coconut song...but in a pineapple costume? How chaotic. I suppose that makes me mildly uncomfortable. Which is one step closer to fear, if you want validation.














