#devilarmed

[redqueennero]

headcanon

Shiro is actually fond of strawberry sundaes; they remind her of her first, and only, date with Dante.

[redqueennero]

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[sodsta]

So, discussing Nero and Dante's first time together with hot-jupiters the other night was interesting. More than a little date-rapey.

Dante, you dubious dickhole. >:\

[xdevilbrought]

Haha, sucker. It's your turn to babysit. You're always wiggling your way out of it some way or another.

‘Ha ha’, shut your fuckin’ mouth. This is serious, alright? And, y’know — not just you specifically, but ‘you’ are gonna be a pain in my ass if you don’t decide to help out.

   [/takes time to adjusts the little guy that’s balanced on his lap, tiny hands grabbing each of Nero’s opposing thumbs.]

So here’s your protection fee: piss off and go buy more diapers.

Or find Shiro.

[redqueennero]

Pushes in the crying twins, obviously tired, into Devil May Cry; nudges the pram towards the desk, turns and walks out to get some sleep.

[xdevilbrought]

devilarmed replied to your post:

Man, I like seeing you bitch ‘cause it’s so rare but always for decent reasons.

omg man tho this finally just got like too annoying //HOOKS ARMS WITH YOU you can stay.

[xdevilbrought]

BOOM. BEAT THAT.