#catdog

[kuppyisunlucky]

Finally it’s my boys are here

[davisexplainableart]

UPFN Behind the Scenes - Nose Too Big:

So, it's been a few days since Pickens accidentally turned us into CatDog. Emma and I are still trying to get used to it.

The main issue is trying to stand up, which requires both me and Emma's upper-body strength. Not just to get up, but also to get anywhere (even just for a glass of water).

Emma has been staying with me in my apartment until we get changed back, and she's great company.

However, we have found another problem with this whole CatDog situation.

Our noses (but especially mine) are too big, so it's a bit hard to see certain things, especially with this giant nose in the way.

Also, I know you're all gonna ask it, so yes, we have figured out how to use the toilet.

[kuppyisunlucky]

I don’t want to be in the CatDog fandom anymore.

You care more about your fictional cartoon characters than actual humans. everyday my mental health has been getting worse and worse takes to all the stupid drama. I hope you’re happy

[vexxuco]

i just made some BULLSHITTTT!!!!

[davisexplainableart]

June 9, 2006 (again):

And now, here's your weekly visit from Professor Pickens!

(Davis and Emma are shown minding their own business when Professor Pickens walks into frame)

Pickens: Hello again!

Davis: Professor Pickens?

Emma: What are you doing here? Aren't you also on holiday?

Pickens: Oh, trust me, science never stops for a vacation or holiday! Besides, how could I not show you guys my latest invention?

Davis: Well, alright then, what is it?

Pickens: Okay, you probably since we are in an animated dimension, we have the chance to actually speak to the characters of our very own Nicktoons! After I saw your chat with Katilda last week, I figured out the perfect solution for whenever a character is too busy to show up. The Character Simulator 3000!

Emma: Character simulator?

Pickens: Precisely, all you gotta do is point it at an empty spot on the floor, and an exact copy of a Nicktoon character will appear!

Davis: Ooh, that's kinda cool! You think you could demonstrate?

Pickens: But of course! Let's see, I'll just select "CatDog", press a few buttons... and there we go. Now, you need to give it a few seconds for it to fire. The reasoning is a bit complicated. You see, *leans onto the machine, causing it to point at Davis and Emma* the warmup for-

Davis: Wait, Pickens! Your elbow is-!

Emma (speaking at the same time as Davis): Pickens, no, don't-!

(the camera cuts back to Pickens as a beam of light shines offscreen; Pickens then looks down to see that Davis and Emma have been turned into CatDog (Emma is Cat, Davis is Dog))

Emma: AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!

Davis (speaking at the same time as Emma): SWEET JUMPING PICK BOYS ATTEMPTING TO FLY!!!!

Pickens: Oops, guess I probably shouldn't lean on something that hasn't been fully tested out yet... Um, are you two okay?

Davis: Wh-... Pickens, you turned us into CatDog!! Do we look okay?!

Pickens: Well, not really. I wasn't aware that pointing the machine at someone would cause a side effect like this...

Emma: Oh you- y-yeah, YEAH! You're- Heh, you're so funny! You're so funny, you're funny, you're funny, you're-funny-YOU'RE-FUNNY-YOU'RE-FUNNY-CHANGE-US-BACK-CHANGE-US-BACK-CHANGE-US-BACK-I-CAN'T-FEEL-MY-LEGS!!!

Pickens: Okay! Okay! One second... hm... Uh oh...

Davis: W-What's wrong...?

Pickens: Well uh, it seems that the machine is- is broken.

Davis and Emma: WHAT?!?!

Pickens: Now, now! Both of you calm down! I built the thing, so I can also find out how to fix it!

Davis: Oh, uh- okay- okay, sure... just- just how long will it take...?

Pickens: Um, at least about... a week.

Davis: A week???

Emma: You mean we're stuck like this for an entire week?

Pickens: Not to worry, I'll get started with the repairs right away! *Pickens walks out of frame, bringing the broken machine with him*

Davis: *sigh* Well this is just great...

Pickens: Hold up, almost forgot! *reappears onscreen* This has been Professor Pickens reminding you, science matters! *thumbs up*

*the scene then cuts back to the title card from the start*

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Y'know, I'm starting to realize that me and Emma's acting sounds a bit too realistic. Someone actually called us up earlier to ask if we were okay after how terrified we looked in this segment.

For the record, this was all scripted and planned. The only reason that Emma and I are gonna stay like this for the week ahead is for the illusion of a storyline.

We're also doing this in honor of next week's event. You see, next Friday at 8:30pm (right after the Big Summer Movies premiere of The X's - Truman X: Super Villain), we've got a collection of lost CatDog episodes that have never aired on Nickelodeon before, titled "CatDog: The Lost Episodes".

[mrscaticus]

Love being his perfect house wife 🥰🥰🥹🥹

[bubsconcessionstand]

YES i know ball

[fuckyeahcatdog]

Cutecore I guess