3.0 BERSERK.

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[xdevilbrought]

[xdevilbrought]

[gungnirs-director]

Not quite sure if he approves of such violence, but demons will be demons. What can you do?  

“Well…you’re not at the risk of being thrown through a wall and exploding, are you? I would, uh, not be very enthusiastic if that was the case.”

[xdevilbrought]

“Not likely. I’m way too spry for those morons.”

This is the grin of a man who has nothing to do on the weekends. "But it’s pretty fun if you’ve got competition. Wanna play me, some time?”

[gungnirs-director]

“Wha- why are you playing sports with demons? Were you too short for the human teams?”

[xdevilbrought]

“What?! No! I’m plenty tall — come on, man.”

Bolverk! Nero shakes his head. Then... a chinscratch. A squint. Nero begins trying to explain the smoothly-named demon’skaball. ... yeah, here:  “Mostly you just stab the little ones and fling them through a hole in the wall. If they explode before you get it in, you don’t get points. But if you get it in, you’re awesome.”

[xdevilbrought]

“Still dieting, huh? … are you perpetually dieting all the time, or do you take breaks?”

[gungnirs-director]

“Hmmm…Maybe a few here and there. What about you? How have you been doing?”

[xdevilbrought]

“Oh, y’know. Things and things.” SHRUG. “— oh. I’ve been trying this thing where you play basketball, but like... with demons. Been calling it demon’skaball.”

[xdevilbrought]

[/BODYSLAMS] BRO I MISSED YOU

[ let’s be honest I MISSED YOU TOO ]

[xdevilbrought]

s-sENPAI

“— what-pie?”

[xdevilbrought]

Gungnirs-Director:

“Oh you know, just things. Dieting, business things. Thing things.”

“Still dieting, huh? ... are you perpetually dieting all the time, or do you take breaks?”

[xdevilbrought]

[— @ that GIFT FROM ACTUAL CHILD DANTE.]

“... trying to turn me into your smell-buddy, pizza breath? No thanks.”

[What is a smell buddy even?? He will eat that pizza, though. Wait for it.]

[xdevilbrought]

I got you a present.

[xdevilbrought]

“... ... pain in the ass weather team. That’s bullshit, it’s completely sunny right now. Whatever. I’m going out.”

[roseuscrystallum]

Ｔｈｅｒｅ＇ｓ ａ ｓｏｕｌ                                                Ｔｈｅｒｅ＇ｓ ａ ｐｕｌｓｅ                                                                                    Ｔｈｅｒｅ＇ｓ ａ ｗａｒｒｉｏｒ                                                      Oʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ Bʟᴏɢ 

► Oʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ sᴛᴏʀʏ﹐ sᴏ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴇᴇxɪsᴛɪɴɢ ғʀᴀɴᴄʜɪsᴇs ► Oʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴄʀᴏᴡɴᴏғsᴍɪʟᴇs ► Mᴜʟᴛɪғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ﹐ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ﹐ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ʙᴜᴛ OC ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ► Wɪʟʟ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴏɴᴇ ʟɪɴᴇʀs ᴛᴏ ɴᴏᴠᴇʟʟᴀ | Cʀᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ► ₇﹢ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏғ ʀᴘɪɴɢ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ﹐ ₂﹢ ᴏɴ Tᴜᴍʙʟʀ ► Eϙᴜɪᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴄᴇ﹕ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴜsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴜsʜ ᴍᴇ ► I·ᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴏᴋᴀʏ﹖ ♥ ► Fᴇᴀʀ ᴍᴇ﹐ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ﹐ ᴅᴏ ᴀs I sᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ I ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ sʟᴀᴠᴇ ► Tʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀsɴ·ᴛ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs. I ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ＨＯＭＥ | ＡＳＫ | ＨＩＳＴＯＲＹ | ＲＵＬＥＳ

[ayamacelestine]

Trish

[xdevilbrought]

[xdevilbrought]

"Hey, remember that time I gave you three meatball subs and a bitchin' lemonade? Yeah, you still owe me your soul from that time." Cue Alastor crossing his arms and tapping his foot impatiently.

Oh. Right, that. [No way in hEEEELL, Alastor.]

… what are you even gonna do with my soul?

[xdevilbrought]

thefallenapprentice replied to your post:

It is never too early to start, as they say. (MODEYNO)

I'll just leave that to you.

[crimsonheartbreakerarchive]

"I dunno, still seem a little short."

[xdevilbrought]

Except for the part where I'm literally a couple of inches shorter than you.

[It was decided that Nero's going to start calling you out when you insist on saying ridiculous things.]