Jan 20, 2020
🍨 - * canon dialogue starter / @devilshouted
“ -you know that means you suck. ”
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🍨 - * canon dialogue starter / @devilshouted
“ -you know that means you suck. ”
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SEND MY MUSE SOME STARS (!!!)
✪✪✪✪ — you’re okay
lololol - actually that’s higher than nancy thought she’d get, so we’ll take it! :)
puts his hand against her forehead and laughs at her struggle cause he's a dick //max
“why are you such an asshole?”
head ruffles for bby sis.
god the head ruffles.
max just … if i can’t touch your hair why can you touch mine?
pokes max.
“what the hell.”
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your cat is cute.
stankface appreciates your compliment!
drabble + socks.
Tom and Janet were younger, Heather was only a child, when Tom had broke his foot playing baseball. Sliding into home caused his ankle to snap under him, Janet heard the snap from the bleachers, but watching Tom be a man a walk it off until he was in the car, that was pretty interesting. A trip to the hospital and several weeks later, the cast had come off. But his ankle was still bruised and looking awful without the cast. The bruising from the cast made weird patterns up his leg that, he nor Janet found appealing to look at.
“At least the cast is off. So now you can start doing your exercises again, and go back to running soon I’m sure.”
Janet rubs his chest but they both are just looking to his bruised foot.
“..It looked better with the cast on.”
“yeah..Yeah ti did, but this isn’t your foot forever..It’s we have the cast off, that means your healing just fine, You got that ankle brace from the doctor..And I got you plenty of nice new socks. So no one will ever see your toes again.”
Tom gives Janet a side eye, his toes weren’t that grotesque, his left ones just happened to be a bit black and purple still. His ankle was a nice green color.
“What would I do without you?”
“Hobble around starving probably.”
“Probably.” Tom smirks and he leans to kiss Janet sweetly. Theres the tinyest knock at their door, and Janet lifts her head from Tom’s shoulder and they both look toward the door.
“it’s open sweetie.”
The door slowly creeks open, and Heather slinks in, little feet moving quick to propell her body onto her parents bed. Heather finds herself under Tom’s free arm and Tom smiles. He’s got a girl under both arms, and a gross looking foot.
“Your foot looks weird daddy.”
“I knowww..Do daddy a favor and go grab me a pair of socks? Then we can all just..Not look at it.”
Heather jumps to action to jump off the bed and toward their dresser, it takes a few jumps to reach into the top drawer once she has it open. Her small five year old body, not that big. But eventually she has a pair of socks in her hand that she has.
“Chuck and fire, chuck and fire chuck and fire!” Tom puts his hands out and Heather giggles and tries to do her best football throw with the socks to her dad. It’s a terrible throw, but Tom manages to catch the socks before they nearly hit Janet in the face.
“Touchdown!!!!!!!”
“TOUCHDOWNNN!”
“...Did you both drink coffee or something? Because I swear you two monkeys have farrr too much energy for a Thursday morning.”