#deviousdoctor

[abitofafatass]

@deviousdoctor​

“Clearly, you’ve never heard of the Midwest. Two gallons of mayo is nothin’ when you’re making three pounds of Waldorf salad.”

[varnaedhar]

@deviousdoctor: * that’s not my name and you know it.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor. I just... can't be bothered to remember the names of insignificant pawns." Of course she knew Arthur Watts' name. She knew quite a bit about him, as she did with most of Salem's little loyal followers. She just couldn't be bothered to act as if it impressed her, especially to his face. "I didn't realise my perception of you mattered so much."

random (chaotic) dialogue starters.

[varnaedhar-a]

@deviousdoctor​ asked: i need advice

send ‘i need advice’ for my muse to give yours random advice. // accepting !!

"I'd say stop fucking around with Qrow and your fortune will turn around like that--" A snap of her fingers punctates the thought, even as her eyes are rolling. "--but I know that isn't advice you're likely to take. So I'll just say... calendula works wonders on burns. For whenever Salem's little plaything comes around to finish the job."

[littleblackqrow]

@deviousdoctor (🍷)

“I dont pay taxes, you expect me to understand the economy?”

[remnanthideout]

Bitter Soulmates Prompt || Accepting

@deviousdoctor​ sent:  ❛❛ Life is cruel, huh? Pairing us together like this. ❜❜

After a certain age, if one’s red string didn’t become apparent, it was thought it never would. That was what James had begun to think. Not that it mattered. He was married to his job, to his kingdom... at least that was what he told himself every night as he fell to sleep alone in his bed.

That changed the day that the red band had appeared around his left ring finger... when Arthur had stepped into his office. What had confounded him though, was the fact that they had tried this once upon a time and it had not gone well. It hadn’t appeared then, so what had changed now? And could he honestly live with this? 

No... he wasn’t sure he could.

Looking up, he noticed that Arthur had noticed the same indication upon his finger, one of the last remaining specks of magic in this world that no one could explain. (Though many a scientist, especially in Atlas, had tried... the uses it could be put to if they could figure out the rhyme and reason to it.)

“I don’t know as cruel is the word I’d use,” he replied, voice his usual professional flat. “Sadistic is more the word that comes to my mind. I honestly think there’s been some mistake here and I will find a way to fix it.”

[boundariestcbreak]

@deviousdoctor​ continued from here:

What happened? Neo signed as she moved her hand away from touching the bruises on his face. He didn’t strike her as much of a fighter, so to see him with bruises was pretty shocking. She didn’t know anyone here except for Cinder, Emerald and Mercury, but she didn’t mind Watts or Hazel. She ignored his question, though.

[nucleartv]

@deviousdocbot

[littleblackqrow]

@deviousdoctor​ (x)

“I go in there, you realize that we’re not going to be able to get him to go to sleep for at least another three hours.” Qrow said with a quiet laugh as he sagged into Arthur’s side. He was getting too old for these missions if his tired bones were giving out on him this hard.