🔮arcana main six pothead headcanons🔮
enjoy this fucking garbage
dedicated 2 my wife, @devofuck
Asra 🦊
tarot readings aren’t the only thing sold in the back room.
he gets it from muriel, may or may not have casually slipped a plant into his garden and it got taken care of like everything else (now there’s probably around 80 plants)
charges lucio way too much, just for shits and giggles
at any given moment that he isn’t doing something incredibly important, he’s probably baked out of his mind
becomes the irl shitposter we all know he is when rly high “uhh can i get a fuckin uhhhhhhh”
also really enjoys psychoactive plants (his fav plant is belladonna.. c’mon, we all know he trips)
Julian 🥀
rly only smokes for sleep or celebration purposes
prefers drinking
appreciates asra’s many artisan glass pieces, refuses to touch them because he’s already broken like seven
says,,, the absolute dumbest shit
gets very happy and lovey in general
for some reason julian actually sings pretty well when he’s stoned, doesn’t hesitate to burst out in song any time one pops into his head
still dances horribly, cant get up on the table though (he’s tried, failed, and learned)
gives him the best sleep but really fucky dreams. always wakes up with interesting dream stories to tell you afterwards
will occasionally indulge in the other interesting plants asra has, enjoys the enlightening conversations he has with the stove salamander while tripping balls
Lucio 🔥
he’s the white boy that buys $45 grams
you already know his parties are full of the best shit asra has
eats the weirdest concoctions of the most expensive foods
valerius is his fav smoking buddy, they regularly get crossfaded and make a night out of talking shit/indulging in all the good food
after he starts getting tired though he’s liable to fall asleep anywhere in any position (often on the toilet)
rolls the shittiest blunts
Muriel 🐾
doesn’t actually use
little does the rest of Vesuvia know there’s a sizable farm in the forest a little ways away from his hut. he loves growing whatever herbs he can for asra’s shop to help out.. why not grow this too?
inanna really likes them for some reason, so they cant be that bad, can they?
doesnt want a share of the money, settles for accepting the gifts asra often leaves him with (lots of charms, beautiful stones, rare plant seeds, rly good chicken food)
Nadia 🌚
doesnt care for smoking personally, prefers edibles
they give her pleasant, silly dreams that she prefers much over her usual nightmares
also she loosens up a great deal and laughs at almost everything
likes being with other people when high, namely asra and julian
if theres something dumb proposed to the group while they’re all fubared (lets skinny dip in the pond/go knock on the bread guy’s door at 3am and see if he has leftovers/dye lucio’s hair with indigo while he’s passed out on the toilet) its probably nadia
knows portia’s a lil rocked at work sometimes. doesn’t care as long as she does her job
Portia 🐈
likes smoking, may be just a little high at work because it helps her think more clearly and not get overwhelmed
absolutely bakes all of nadia’s edibles for her, no charge
sells some of them in asra’s shop
buys pepi nice things with the money she makes from them
cooks so fucking much while she’s high, often sends visitors out with multiple plates bc theres no reason she needed to bake a cinnamon roll apple pie, three cheesecakes, two actual cakes, and a dozen regular brownies last night but she Did and she and pepi cant eat this fucking much
