Send a ship and I’ll tell you who:
Gives nose/forehead kisses - Danziger
Gets jealous the most - Devon
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive - Danziger
Takes care of on sick days - Danziger
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day - Devon
Gives unprompted massages - Danziger
Drives/rides shotgun - Danziger (drives) Devon (rides shotgun)
Brings the other lunch at work - Devon
Has the better parental relationship - Both
Tries to start role-playing in bed - Neither
Embarrassingly drunk dancer - Devon
Still cries watching Titanic - Devon
Firmly believes in couples costumes - Neither
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas - Neither
Makes the other eat breakfast - Danziger
Remembers anniversaries - Both
Brings up having kids - Neither. They both already have one each.