#devon turner

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Raxa, holding up a papier-mâché decoration: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Devon: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

[kenetijamesupdates]

Barchie stills from Lynchian, which airs this Wednesday. 

Devon posted them, you guessed it, 10 days ago. 

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Armelia: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Devon: Yeah-

[Emily kicks down the door]

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Devon: Hey, Francis?

McQueen: Yeah?

Devon: What's your favourite colour of the alphabet? True or false?

McQueen: ...

McQueen: …What.

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

-Devon

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Buzz: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Devon: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Devon: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Buzz: Killed without hesitation.

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Devon: You remind me of the ocean.

McQueen: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Devon: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.