Darkside Detective Incorrect Quotes

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McQueen: Patrick, you need to calm down.

Dooley, slamming his fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

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McKing: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?”

McQueen: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.

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Once Francis thanked me and I couldn’t decide between “No problem!” and “No worries!” so I yelled “No worms!” to him as he walked away.

-Devon

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Dooley: Don’t mansplain this to me!

Raxa: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

Dooley: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!

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God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

-Emily

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Patricia: You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong.

McQueen, sipping his coffee after accidentally adding salt: I just like the way it tastes.

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McQueen: I know what you're up to.

Buzz: Really? Because I barely know.

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Dooley: I don’t know, this plan seems complicated.

McQueen: You once said that about an orange.

Dooley: They don’t make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don’t.

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McKing, shooing McQueen away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

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Raxa: Hey, are you okay?

McQueen: Yeah.

Raxa: You don't look okay...

McQueen: Then stop looking.

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Buzz: Why do you keep a diary?!

McQueen: To keep secrets from my computer.

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Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

-Emily

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Dooley: I can catch one of them. Let's go, Detective!

McQueen: I didn't volunteer.

Dooley: A stake out needs two people! Think, Francis. Who's gonna watch all the crime stuff while the other one eats a hoagie?

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Buzz: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.

Patricia: …We're on the ground floor.

Buzz: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

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Raxa, holding up a papier-mâché decoration: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Devon: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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McQueen: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for PD?

Dooley: She needs to learn how to protect us.

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To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.

-Dooley