give me............ alaric facts
ARDELL FACT #1: He gets static-y inclement weather. This boy will spend hours on his hair and then take a jaunt outside and be poofy static hair
ARDELL FACT #2: He's a cravat aficionado. It's more than a fashion taste, it's a personality trait
ARDELL FACT #3: Once he's engaged to Vanes, he leans real hard into trying to be Cool About Vampires TM, but it comes off in a very "overenthusiastic mom ally" way
ARDELL FACT #4: He combines words to make new "simpler" words, such as flesh hands, or 'flands' (as opposed to mage hands). In fact, in this canon, he's responsible for naming Furbies (formerly identified by him as fur babies)
ARDELL FACT #5: He loves kids so much, especially babies. Him and his fiance are gonna adopt so many fucking children
ARDELL FACT #6: He has a WICKED sweet tooth. He loves chocolate especially, but he also has a taste for grandma candy. Butterscotch? yaes. Those little strawberry hard candies? YAES!
ARDELL FACT #7: He has a 20 wis and a 5 int. He can read, but knowing what the words say doesn't much help when you're to dumb to interpret them
ARDELL FACT #8: He had a bloodhound growing up that was his service dog. His name was Sero, and he loved that dog so fucking much.
ARDELL FACT #9: He has a max carry capacity of 60 lbs due to his strength of 3. He distributes all of his weight evenly across himself in this massive pocketed coat he wears.
ARDELL FACT #10: He's gonna get COVERED in tattoos. Brambles, Rose's, his fiance's name, music notes, the works.