Hello! Could I request a Dexter x Reader where he inadvertently saves the reader? I'm thinking about the trope where the reader runs up and is like "please play along, there's a creepy guy following me", which leads into a dinner date.
An Unexpected Table
Dexter Morgan x Reader
Fluff
The Miami night pressed close, thick with humidity and the faint brine of the bay. Streetlights cast long shadows across cracked sidewalks as you walked home from the bookstore where you’d worked the closing shift. Your arms ached from the canvas tote and grocery bags. You’d taken the longer route on purpose—anything to put off the quiet apartment waiting for you. People just drained you. Their chatter, their fake smiles, the way they expected you to play along. You preferred being alone.
A block from the avenue, the first whistle cut through the quiet.
“Hey, beautiful! Slow down a second.”
You kept walking, eyes straight ahead. The footsteps sped up.
“Come on, don’t be like that. I’m just trying to talk. Where you headed?”
Your shoulders tightened. “Not interested,” you muttered, crossing the street.
The guy laughed. “Aw, don’t be rude. I just wanna know your name. You got a boyfriend or something?”
He stayed right behind you. “Hey! I’m talking to you. Where you going, sweetheart?”
You spotted the restaurant patio with string lights and outdoor tables. People laughing too loud over drinks. Exactly the kind of crowded, fake-happy spot you hated. The guy was closing in. At a corner table, a man sat alone, watching the street with sharp focus. He looked calm but alert, dark button-down, sleeves rolled once. You walked straight over, pulled out the chair, and sat down.
“Sorry I’m late,” you said, giving him a quick, meaningful look. “This place is packed tonight.”
The man glanced at you, then played along without missing a beat. “There you are. I was starting to think you stood me up. Got you that sparkling water with lime you like.”
The guy stopped short. He looked between you two and raised his hands. “Oh, shit. My bad, man. Didn’t realize she was with somebody. Have a good night.”
He walked off. You let out a long breath.
The man across from you raised an eyebrow, a small half-smile on his face. “Smart move. Most people would’ve kept walking or pulled out their phone.”
“Yeah, well, he wouldn’t take the hint,” you said. “I saw you sitting here alone and figured it was worth a shot. Thanks for going along with it.”
He nodded. “Dexter Morgan. And you are?”
You gave him your name. The waiter came over, and Dexter ordered for both of you—grilled fish for him, pasta for you—plus another water. You didn’t argue. Staying put felt safer.
When the food arrived, you poked at your plate. “God, I really hate places like this. All the noise, people laughing at stuff that isn’t even funny, pretending they’re having the best night ever. Bars, restaurants… it’s all the same. Everyone performing, acting like they actually enjoy being around each other when they probably can’t wait to get home and scroll on their phones.”
Dexter took a bite, watching you. “You don’t like people much, huh?”
“Not really. They exhaust me. All the small talk, the ‘how was your weekend’ crap when they don’t actually care. I’d rather just be home alone with a book or some quiet. No pretending.”
He leaned back a little. “Most people need that crowd stuff. They’re scared of what they’ll find if it’s too quiet. Me? I don’t need much from anybody. Their noise usually just gets in the way.”
You looked at him more closely. “You get it. Most guys would try to talk me out of it, say ‘oh come on, it’s not that bad.’ But you… you see through all the bullshit too.”
Dexter’s eyes met yours. “I see a lot of bullshit in my line of work. Blood spatter doesn’t lie. People do. Every day.”
“Blood spatter?” you asked, tilting your head. “You’re a cop or something?”
“Forensics. I analyze crime scenes. You learn pretty quick how ugly things can get when the masks come off.”
You nodded. “That sounds heavy. But at least you’re dealing with the truth. I work retail-adjacent stuff sometimes, and it’s all fake smiles and ‘have a nice day’ while people treat you like you’re not even there. I just want to get through the shift and go home. No chit-chat, no forced team-building crap.”
Dexter gave a dry chuckle. “Team-building. Sounds like torture. I avoid that whenever I can. People think they’re connecting, but it’s usually just noise. You say what you mean. That’s… different.”
“Yeah?” You smiled a little. “Most conversations like this would be full of ‘so what do you do for fun’ and pretending to care about hobbies. I hate that. I’d rather talk about how much the world sucks sometimes.”
“Tell me more,” he said, genuinely listening. “What else drives you crazy about these places?”
You gestured around the patio. “Look at them. Couples staring at their phones instead of each other. Groups laughing too loud to prove they’re having fun. And the prices? For what, mediocre food and forced conversation? I’d rather eat takeout on my couch any day.”
Dexter nodded slowly. “I get that. I keep things simple. No big crowds, no pretending. It’s easier when you don’t expect much from people. They usually disappoint anyway.”
The conversation kept flowing as you ate. You told him about bad customer stories, how one guy once followed you around the store asking personal questions until security stepped in. Dexter shared a few vague work anecdotes—nothing too graphic, just how people lied even when the evidence was right there.
“You know,” you said later, pushing your plate aside, “tonight started out awful with that creep, but sitting here talking to you… it doesn’t feel like the usual restaurant hell. You’re not trying to fill every silence.”
“Neither are you,” he replied. “That’s rare. Most people talk just to hear themselves. You say what matters.”
You continued, “It’s like everyone’s always performing. Smile for the camera, laugh at the joke, act interested. I can’t do it anymore. I’d rather be invisible than fake it.”
Dexter set down his fork. “Exactly. The world’s full of masks. I see it every day at work—the stories people tell themselves, the lies they build. It gets tiring pretending along with them. But you… you don’t bother with any of that. It’s refreshing. Like a break from all the noise.”
“Yeah, well, most people don’t get it,” you said. “They think being alone means something’s wrong with you. But honestly, it’s the crowds and the small talk that make me feel crazy. This right here? Talking to someone who actually understands? It’s rare.”
Dexter gave a small nod. “Rare is right. I don’t usually sit and talk like this. But tonight… it fits. No pressure, no act. Just two people who see the same mess.”
By the time the check came, the patio had emptied out. Dexter paid without discussion. “It’s late. That guy from earlier might still be hanging around. Let me make sure you get home okay.”
You hesitated only a second. “Alright. Thanks.”
His car was clean and quiet. You gave him your address. As he drove, the city lights slid by.
“So, do you always eat alone at restaurants while… watching things?” you asked lightly.
Dexter glanced over. “Sometimes it’s useful. Helps me think. Tonight was supposed to be one of those nights, but then you showed up. Changed the plan.”
“Sorry if I messed up your evening.”
“Don’t be,” he said. “This was better. Talking to someone who actually gets it… it’s a nice change. People usually bore me. Or annoy me.”
You laughed softly. “Same. I mean, I’m glad you played along. Most strangers would’ve told me to get lost.”
“I’m not most strangers,” he said, his voice low. “And you’re not like the others either. You don’t put on an act. That’s… refreshing.”
The car pulled up to your building. Neither of you moved right away.
“Thanks again,” you said. “For dinner. For everything tonight. It was good to talk to someone who sees things the same way.”
Dexter turned toward you. “Same here. Nights like this don’t happen often.”
You stepped out and watched him drive away. Alone, you smiled to yourself. The evening that started with fear had turned into something real. Dexter Morgan was complicated—you could tell—but he saw you. For once, that was enough.