Pens (KandaxReader)
Author- KCSquib
Word Count- 989
(Y/N)= your name
(F/N)= Friend’s name
*click* *click click* *click*
Kanda looked up from what he had been reading. What was that clicking noise? After listening for a few moments, he returned to his reading.
*Click* *click click click clickclickclickclick*
He looked up again, glaring around the room. Someone had to be making that noise.
*Click click click* *click* *clickclick*
He finally pinpointed the sound. It was coming from the corner.
*Click click*
“(F/N),” he growled.
“Hmm?” she didn’t look up from what she had been writing.
*clickclickclick*
“Stop it.”
“Stop what?” she asked, her attention still on the paper before her, her focus barely on the conversation.
*click*
“The clicking. I know it’s you. Make it stop.”
“Hmm?”
*clickclickcli-* His hand shot out and took the pen from her. *ck*
(F/N) finally looked up. Then ducked her head a little once she realised what she had been doing. “Sorry. Force of habit I guess.” she chuckled nervously.
Kanda glared at her once more before walking off, her pen still in hand.
“Hey! I need that! Where are you going??” She called after him.
“To drop it off a cliff.” Kanda answered.
“No! That’s my nice pen!” she jumped up and ran to the door, “Ugh, I’m never getting that back…. (Y/N)?”
No response
“(Y/N)!!” (F/N) tried again.
The other girl’s head snapped up. “Huh? What?”
“Your boyfriend took my pen.”
“So?”
“He took my nice pen. Can you go get it?” (F/N) pleaded.
(Y/N) looked at her skeptically, “What makes you think I can get it back?”
“I dunno, you’re dating him, doesn’t that give you some leverage? He’d hesitate before throwing you off the cliff,” (F/N) leaned on the doorframe.
“Maybe. I guess I’ll go try.” (Y/N) stretched as she stood, then left in the direction Kanda had gone. She caught up to him in one of the long hallways.
“Kanda! I have an idea!”
“Is it a stupid idea?”
“Probably, that’s why (F/N) said to tell you about it first.” She tried to slip her hand into his, in an attempt to get him to drop the pen. Kanda, however, is not as stupid as (F/N) said he looked, he immediately caught on, and pulled his hand away.
“You’re not getting (F/N)’s pen back.”
“Dang it,” (Y/N) grumbled, “Well it was worth a shot. See you later! I’m gonna go do something stupid.”
“Try not to hurt yourself….again.”
“No promises!” (Y/N) called as she skipped away, “Time for operation justice eagle,” she whispered to herself.
Using a super secret method of secretness, (Y/N) managed to climb to the top of a rather tall pillar and set her trap. It wasn’t long before Kanda walked too near the pillar, and that’s when she jumped.
“THE EAGLE OF JUSTICE DESCENDS UPON THEE,“ She screeched as she fell. She actually managed to land on Kanda’s back. The sudden assault froze him for a moment. (Y/N) took advantage of that moment. She snatched the pen from his hand and quickly pecked his cheek before hopping down.
“Thank you very much, good sir!” She giggled.
“I can’t let you give the pen back to (F/N).” Kanda stated as he turned to face her.
“This may have possibly, maybe been something akin to a mistake.” (Y/N) mumbled.
“You think so?”
“Yeah, I…..DO!” (Y/N) began running as she said that last word. Kanda was right behind her. Adrenaline caused a burst of speed that (Y/N) didn’t know she had, but it wasn’t enough. Within thirty seconds, Kanda had caught her, and proceeded to sling her over his shoulder. He walked outside and stopped near the edge of the cliff.
“Throw it.” He ordered.
Knowing she really didn’t have much of a choice, (Y/N) threw the pen over the edge. He made his way back to the room (F/N) had been writing in, (Y/N) still on his shoulder. As he entered the room, (F/N) looked up hopefully, but her face fell when she saw the pair.
“Where’s my pen?” (F/N) asked.
“Hopefully in the depths of Hell, where it belongs.” Kanda answered.
“Sorry, the eagle of justice has failed you.” (Y/N) called. She lifted her hand up behind Kanda’s head. She was still holding the pen. It took everything (F/N) had not to burst out laughing. It wasn’t often that someone fooled Kanda.
“How dare you, eagle of justice!” (F/N) giggled.
“Yeah, I know…..Uh, hey, Kanda? Can I go back to reading now?” (Y/N) asked, while attempting to wiggle out of his grasp. He turned his head and narrowed his eyes before finally responding, “Fine.”
He stepped over to where (Y/N) had amassed many blankets and pillows, and dropped her on the pile, before sitting back into another chair not far away from (Y/N)’s pile. (Y/N) motioned for (F/N) to follow her, one at a time, so as not to alert the quiet Kanda, they tiptoed out of the room as nonchalantly as possible.
“How did you do that??” (F/N) whispered.
“You know I always have a pen with me. It wasn’t hard to switch the pens. You owe me a new crappy pen by the way,” (Y/N) whispered back.
(F/N) took her pen back, and examined it to make sure it was still in tact. When she was satisfied that it was not broken, she exhaled and let her hand fall to her side.
“I actually used a pretty brilliant plan to get tha-” *clickclick* (Y/N) stopped talking and stared disbelievingly at her friend. (F/N) froze, horrified at the mistake she had just made. They both glanced at the door. There wasn’t any noise coming from within, but the girls bolted anyways. A wise decision, as Kanda came barreling out a split second later.