May 21, 2017
Allen: You know, this means you're doing something nice for someone else...
Kanda: Oh, I know that.
Allen: And you're okay with it?
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Allen: You know, this means you're doing something nice for someone else...
Kanda: Oh, I know that.
Allen: And you're okay with it?
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Lavi: Hey
Lavi: Hey Yuu-chan
Kanda: Call me that again and I will gut you
Lavi: Okay, okay but Yuu-chan.
Lavi: Let's go to pound town on the fuck truck.
Kanda: ..............
Lavi: I'm serious.
Kanda: I'm seriously going to castrate you
Lavi: That's just rude. I just invited you to have sex.
Lavi: And not even with me!
Kanda: I just invited you to have an intimate moment with Mugen
Lavi: ...It depends where Mugen goes.
Kanda: Jesus fucking Christ
Kanda: You did not just take that into fucking consideration
Kanda: What the fuck
Lavi: You didn't say what kind of intimate moment so I asked you to clarify. ;)
Kanda: You have fucking issues
Kanda: If I ever see you voluntarily go near my fucking sword I will cut off your fucking dick
Lavi: But then we wouldn't be able to have fun together anymore
Kanda: When the fuck have we ever done anything that requires your fucking penis
Lavi: Having a penis gives me a reason to run when you want to chop it off, ergo we have done things that require my penis.
Lavi: What dirty things are you thinking of?
Kanda: I'm going to murder you
Just Had Sex Part I
Lavi: Hey Yuu.
Kanda: Have I ever told you my plans for your death.
Lavi: Maybe. Buuuuut
Lavi: Sometimes something amazing happens in this world.
Kanda: What the fuck are you talking about
Lavi: You don't know hot express yourself so you just gotta sing.
Kanda: I swear to God you need help
Lavi: I just had sex and it felt so good~ A woman let me put my penis inside of her
Kanda: That is something I never fucking needed to know
Lavi: I just had sex and I'm never going back to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past
Kanda: Stop
Lavi: Have you ever had sex? I have, and it felt great. It felt so good when I did it with my penis
Lavi: A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
Having sex should make a nice man out of the meanest.
Kanda: Jesus fucking Christ
Kanda: I swear to God
Kanda: I'm going to fucking castrate you just so I never have to deal with this again
Kanda: What the fuck is wrong with you
Lavi: Never guess where I just came from, I have sex
If I had to describe the feelin' it was the best
Kanda: I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING KNOW USAGI
Lavi: When I had sex, man my penis felt great