#dhe3

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english 3rd language

waifu: have i mention i'm obsessed with flynn rider

matar: YOUR ENGLISH

waifu: TYPO OMG THAT WAS A TYPO I WOULD NEVER. DO THAT. CRYING

waifu: i meant *mentioned dammit :-(

me: have i mention

waifu: GET OUT OF MY LIFE RT @biiesh: have i mention

me: ok. oh ya have i tell you that everytime i see triangles i think of you

waifu: that's very sweet of you

me: btw in that triangle tweet i sent you didn't you notice something

waifu: i didn't.... aside from your full-on admiration towards me, obvs

me: that was supposed to be a distraction from what you're meant to notice. i wrote "have i tell" instead of "have i told"

waifu: were you. were you testing me.

me: yes. and you failed.

waifu: do i mak an adorbale lab rat

waifu: mak an adorable

waifu: syania i swear to god i didn't do that on purpose

me: oh my God i laughed wheezingly

me: yeah ok. and you definitely make an amsuing rat (i'm not sure about adorbale)

me: it seems that @deasusilo's english today is very 3rd language

waifu: excuse me while i cry vehemently. PROFOUND HEARTACHE

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so andin and i were planning to go to the gym and stuff. then waifu barges in and un-lady-like tweets spawn.

dea: cries i want to join youuuu

me: YOU SHOULD. you won't have exams after thursday this week right? =D but you don't need to work out lol........... skinny bitch

dea: shut up sy*nia i am fhaht. i will join you and the nlater we can have another pizza party!!!!!! oh wait

andin: lmao doesn't matter, just come, okay okay? More the merrier :D

me: sounds like a plan. except let's eat kfc instead.

dhia: how can u say ur phat, u don't even have boobs

me: SECOND THAT?!?!!?!?

dea: @dhia oh my g o d you obnoxious bitch i'm sorry my body doesn't please you

dea: @me wow

dhia: am I being obnoxious @biiesh? I was just stating the truth.... (˘ﻬ˘)

me: @dea hey i actually WANT your body ):

me: @dhia you were (stating the truth) ^___^

andin: @dhia Totally gpo-dea

dea: #i hate dhia and syania equally #i will mutilate them #and set their remains on fire #and load them in a spaceship heading to the sun

dea: #lol andin who is andin #i only know a girl with the unhealthy castiel obsession and impending social life failure

dhia: I'm guessing ur gonna keep our "lady-ness" for some plastic surgery?

dea: no. having squishy boobs is too mainstream

dhia: BUT YOU HAVE NONE. #feelssorryforyoubabiesandfuturehusband

me: and you will join us!!

me: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME XOXOXO

dea: @dhia but my husband will be someone that has a soul and a heart unliek u so if yew r'nt plaesd yew wil go tew helle

dea: @me mine will head to the planet of the flat-chested cyborgs

dhia: @dea what's that got to do wid me? I'm not doing u, just feeling sorry &how will ur babies...u no...

me: it's ok you're not the only flat-chested among us. invite some of them!! ^__^

me: but tits or gtfo??

dea: sorry mine got lost in the mail

dea: i'm pretty convinced mine got sent to pamela anderson instead

andin: sorry I can't hear you over all that destiel denial yelling at me

me: and she threw them away b.cuz they were non-existent

dea: i meant *were sent of course i know the english language screw u

dhia: ARE U SAYING UR ORIGINALLY A D/E CUP???!!

dea: learn how to read english

dhia: u were still talking abt ur boobs. I mean, chest, right? &u said the boobs got sent to pamela anderson?

dea: thus, her size exceeds beyond normalcy. part of hers was supposed to be attached to my body #eh?!??!!?!?!??!

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keystongue: wtf omg i hate it sfm everytime my mum does this; telling me to do chores straight after i wake up

rreizend: @keystongue i feel u

me: @rreizend OMG "I FEEL YOU"?? HELL WRONG DUDE. IT'S "I FEEL FOR YOU" HAHAHAHAHHAHA YOU FEEL @KEYSTONGUE LAUGHING FOREVER~

me: @keystongue you lucky bish rreizend feels you. I'M LAUGHING IRL RIGHT NOW

rreizend: @biiesh i feel for u is more sorry while i feel u is i feel th same thing. t2h

me: @rreizend then.. i feel LIKE you. I FEEL YOU IS STILL WRONG

rreizend: @biiesh btw i knew somebody ws going to say something like tht

me: @rreizend when have i ever disappointed you?

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FLAWLESS JAMES

Me: duncan james is beautiful ;___;

Me: YOU GUYS LOOK AT HIM http://bit.ly/dSpJej

Waifu: RT @biiesh: duncan james is beautiful ;___;

Waifu: cries softly

Me: LET’S MARRY A JAMES SO WE CAN BEAR BEAUTIFUL BABIES TOGETHER AND ADMIRE PERFECTION

Waifu: best mention ever i’m going to print and stick it on my wall

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a typical high class conversation between waifu and i

dea: FEELING V LOSERISH RN

me: finally realised it huh lol

dea: UGH PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAGS

me: pretentious douchebag whom you /love/

dea: shut up you know my weaknesses

me: ugly things.

dea: //you know my weaknesses//

me: *posts http://tinyurl.com/poststhis*

dea: WELL I'M SORRY, //S**NIA//, THAT I DON'T HAVE A DICK AND HAVE DISAPPOINTED YOU

me: ... BUMMER 'CAUSE IF YOU DID........ WIGGLES EYEBROWS IN SUGGESTIVE MANNER

dea: I'M ALSO SORRY, //S**NIA//, THAT MY COLIN MORGAN TAGS ARE IRRELEVANT TO YOU

me: IT'S NOT THE TAGS IT'S HIS FACE, BRADLEY TAKES ALL THE SPOTLIGHT I MEAN LOOK AT THAT MOFO TAKE 400 PIXELS WIDTH WORTH

dea: my purpose in life is to tweet @me ugly slash irrelevant slash inappropriate things in capslock

dea: DO //YOU// HAVE A DICK

dea: THEY BOTH HOLD AN EQUALLY SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART

me: WHY DON'T YOU FIND OUT YOURSELF.

dea: DO YOU SPEAK TOWEL CODE? BECAUSE MY TOWEL CODE INVOLVES DROPPING IT

dea: BY IT I MEANT YOURS, SWEETHEART

me: WHY, I'M A FLUENT SPEAKER. ;)

dea: HIS NAME IS BRADLEY JSYK ARE YOU EVEN A MERLIN FAN????

me: SO WHAT I LIKE TO USE HIS ON-SCREEN NAME 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS "ON" THE SCREEN WHEN I SEE HIS FACE.

dea: JAKSGRHAJDHJASGJDHGSJAEDJKSAJEHAJSH HITS YOU AND YOUR STUPID HEAD

dea: I'M SO PROUD I ~*GOT*~ IT

dea: BRB WHILE I PUKE AND DIE

me: WHICH YOU /LOVE/

dea: OH YEAH OFC I LOVE IT OFC I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH IT

me: ... runs the fuck away.

dea: i love you too

dea: i should probably just shut up shouldn't i

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dea: #nw merlin, at last!! colin morgan is flawless ;o;

me: bradley james is flawless-er

umar: you misspelled Bradley James.