i liek these tweets

i post tweets i've favourited because i like them, or that i want to remember them, or that they mean something to me. or whatever i may post msn convos too.

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cania: TENGEN. speaking of which, I need to watch that anime series

me: yes, you need to. )8

cania: but don't YOU have the episodes?

me: yes?? but we might not see each other in a year, so... you're on your own bud. /heroemote

cania: grrr. I shall grow buds in the meantime (see what i did thar)

me: HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH I LOL'D IRL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Egg

me: i am about to poil a potato and egg. i have never done this before. wish me luck.

me: ... i meant boil

me: the egg's not going to explode right

me: so i failed to boil the egg. it was completely UNboiled.

umar: how do you even /fail/ to boil an egg it's practially boiling water

me: i don't even know myself. I AM A COMPLETE FAILURE

me: the egg partially exploded. what.

umar: did you even put water in there? enough to drown the egg? you didn't use oil right?

me: do you think i am that dumb omG. yes yes and yes

umar: wait you put oil in??

me: WAIT NO I MEANT NO I DIDN'T PUT OIL ON IT OMG i am not dumb weeps YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SO

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uno

umar: i actually googled "how to play UNO by yourself" cuz that's how you truly play UNO right, with one person. http://lockerz.com/s/133277344

umar: okay just finished playing a game of UNO all by myself. Player 2 came 1st place, Player 1 2nd, followed by Player 3 and Player 4 came last.

umar: it was good fun. http://lockerz.com/s/133280840

umar: maybe i should play UNO with the maid.

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english 3rd language

waifu: have i mention i'm obsessed with flynn rider

matar: YOUR ENGLISH

waifu: TYPO OMG THAT WAS A TYPO I WOULD NEVER. DO THAT. CRYING

waifu: i meant *mentioned dammit :-(

me: have i mention

waifu: GET OUT OF MY LIFE RT @biiesh: have i mention

me: ok. oh ya have i tell you that everytime i see triangles i think of you

waifu: that's very sweet of you

me: btw in that triangle tweet i sent you didn't you notice something

waifu: i didn't.... aside from your full-on admiration towards me, obvs

me: that was supposed to be a distraction from what you're meant to notice. i wrote "have i tell" instead of "have i told"

waifu: were you. were you testing me.

me: yes. and you failed.

waifu: do i mak an adorbale lab rat

waifu: mak an adorable

waifu: syania i swear to god i didn't do that on purpose

me: oh my God i laughed wheezingly

me: yeah ok. and you definitely make an amsuing rat (i'm not sure about adorbale)

me: it seems that @deasusilo's english today is very 3rd language

waifu: excuse me while i cry vehemently. PROFOUND HEARTACHE

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something like helping a homeboy out

me: why do i feel like i've seen her fb before... was/is she in a lot of your classes?

me: oh wait i HAVE seen her fb before. b.cuz you probably showed me already lolz /badmemory

umar: well pretty much all my classes

umar: but now she's in Architecture and i'm.. well, yeah ( ._.)

me: urgh sorry if i'm asking too much i just really like knowing about my friends' lives not because i'm nosy or anything

umar: it's ok, i've been telling these things to almost everyone i met today

me: HAHAHA seriously? all your friends know about it? xD wow i never figured you'd be so open about that

me: DON'T BE REMORSEFUL

umar: well pretty much all the guys know about it (ok not all) and some girls

umar: lol at first i kept these feelings to myself but after a while my friends keep on bugging me so i just told them yea idk

me: ahaa. what are their thoughts? do they tease you a lot? =P

umar: well most of my friends are in the same position as me so they understand lol #singlefriends4ever

me: not 4ever lah -v- monkey love is monkey love.

umar: monkey love..

me: well you can't be serious about her right? ah well you'll understand one day. #only19butfeelsold

umar: meh i'm still working on that

me: you don't actually need to... no need to force yourself :D HAVE FUN WHILE IT LASTS~

umar: well my friend told me (jokingly) that my life mission is to make her a muslim. it was funny but it got me thinking hhhh ~_~

me: hahaa you're not the only one. i've thought about converting people myself, but you've gotta be freaking dedicated man. well for one, my non-muslim friend in america tells me when my hair is sticking out and she knows a lot about praying (y)

umar: well that's the thing; should i go all that trouble for just one girl

umar: but like i said in one my FB statuses; no two snowflakes are the same so if one melts away you can't find another one like that

umar: guhhh why am i saying these things

me: well... think about it first. why do you like her. why do you want to convent her. i shouldn't be answering that. but she has muslim friends herself right? i'm sure she knows their habits. i don't think she could be easily converted at that point, 'cause as you know i have an indonesian friend who is familiar with muslim practices but she has no interest in doing them herself. you just gotta... pray for her. that's all /i/ can do for now

me: it's fine!! sometimes we HAVE to talk about stuff like this. i think our timeline needs more of it...

me: but anyway everything i've said is only my opinion ok ~__~

me: btw did i say convent i mean convert WHAT IS A CONVENT

me: convent: 1. A Christian community under monastic vows, esp. one of nuns. whoa mang

umar: guhhh sobbing now i've got more things to think about i|||orz

me: of course you do. SO don't worry about it too much and don't make your friends joke about something like that :U

umar: hhhhhhhhh okayy T^T

me: btw i am thankful for that conversation we just had WEEPS

umar: kinda the same on my side

me: i'm just going to ignore the ~kinda~ WAAAAAAH HOMEBOY YOU'RE THE ONLY MALE FRIEND I'VE REALLY GOT NOW

umar: that is.. very good to know

me: it better be~

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umar: omG i just remembered my friend 19 episodes of Invincible Youth to my laptop goodbye rest of holidays

me: is it norak if i say that i'm happy i'm not the only one who types 'omg' as 'omG' ;-;

umar: is it tsundere that i actually got it from you but never saying anything

me: SUPER TSUNDERE. UGH HOMEBOY. i love you. thanks a LOT for using it too. i am really thankful no really sincerely

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inspire plizu

nisa: I only admire those who inspire me. But inspiration comes from everywhere.

me: do i inspire you (it's ok if you flat-out say no)

nisa: i learn sooo much from you just being honest here. Ke ke

nisa: so yes u do inspire me to do the things i want to do.

me: YOU MAKE ME WANT TO CREY. i feel like i've done nothing though, especially for you. you're the one that's always

me: teaching me and talking about your great ambitions. SOBBING GROUP HUG (anyone else want to join?). THANKS NISA ;~~;

nisa: *GROUP HUGS* :DD glad to be of some use miself KEKEKE. its fine bi, i observed a lot bcz u tweet a lot ( *｀ω´) so i learn~

me: AAAAAAH. THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE FELT LIKE MY LOTS-OF-TWEETING IS USEFUL. I'M SO GRATEFUL IT IS!!!!!!!! ;__________;

me: i hope we all learn more about and from each other! amin n_____n

nisa: HAHAHA yeaaahhhh i dont express abt everything i did so i havn told u tht i read most of ur tweets and blog posts LOL

me: well you told me recently that you read my blog posts, but i didn't really expect you to read my /tweets/ too xD

me: i am honoured and thankful ^__^ thanks again ♥

nisa: anytime :D thts y bi, dont feel too unappreciated. If u feel appreciated ppl will appreciate u more.

me: i guess it's because i needed actual knowledge before being too sure about myself. i'll try harder to be worthy~

nisa: yeahh bt sometimes the knowledge is right under ur nose, so try to be more open with urself~

nisa: Sometimes when i try to giv advice i sound so arrogant lollolol acting as if i know everything. Sorry if its awkward -.-

me: what do you mean by being more open with myself? o: and no you don't sound arrogant at all!!

me: i feel like as friends we should all try to advise each other even when the one advising can be wrong lol xD

nisa: idkkk i meant.. More broad minded. im going to end up spamming loll. I'll chat in a few days?

me: omG so i /am/ narrow minded. I KNEW IT. ololol ok, you should focus on your studies ^__^ we can chitter any other time

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so andin and i were planning to go to the gym and stuff. then waifu barges in and un-lady-like tweets spawn.

dea: cries i want to join youuuu

me: YOU SHOULD. you won't have exams after thursday this week right? =D but you don't need to work out lol........... skinny bitch

dea: shut up sy*nia i am fhaht. i will join you and the nlater we can have another pizza party!!!!!! oh wait

andin: lmao doesn't matter, just come, okay okay? More the merrier :D

me: sounds like a plan. except let's eat kfc instead.

dhia: how can u say ur phat, u don't even have boobs

me: SECOND THAT?!?!!?!?

dea: @dhia oh my g o d you obnoxious bitch i'm sorry my body doesn't please you

dea: @me wow

dhia: am I being obnoxious @biiesh? I was just stating the truth.... (˘ﻬ˘)

me: @dea hey i actually WANT your body ):

me: @dhia you were (stating the truth) ^___^

andin: @dhia Totally gpo-dea

dea: #i hate dhia and syania equally #i will mutilate them #and set their remains on fire #and load them in a spaceship heading to the sun

dea: #lol andin who is andin #i only know a girl with the unhealthy castiel obsession and impending social life failure

dhia: I'm guessing ur gonna keep our "lady-ness" for some plastic surgery?

dea: no. having squishy boobs is too mainstream

dhia: BUT YOU HAVE NONE. #feelssorryforyoubabiesandfuturehusband

me: and you will join us!!

me: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME XOXOXO

dea: @dhia but my husband will be someone that has a soul and a heart unliek u so if yew r'nt plaesd yew wil go tew helle

dea: @me mine will head to the planet of the flat-chested cyborgs

dhia: @dea what's that got to do wid me? I'm not doing u, just feeling sorry &how will ur babies...u no...

me: it's ok you're not the only flat-chested among us. invite some of them!! ^__^

me: but tits or gtfo??

dea: sorry mine got lost in the mail

dea: i'm pretty convinced mine got sent to pamela anderson instead

andin: sorry I can't hear you over all that destiel denial yelling at me

me: and she threw them away b.cuz they were non-existent

dea: i meant *were sent of course i know the english language screw u

dhia: ARE U SAYING UR ORIGINALLY A D/E CUP???!!

dea: learn how to read english

dhia: u were still talking abt ur boobs. I mean, chest, right? &u said the boobs got sent to pamela anderson?

dea: thus, her size exceeds beyond normalcy. part of hers was supposed to be attached to my body #eh?!??!!?!?!??!

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i love my waifu )8

btw this is really messy 'cause we were saying all these different things and stuff kk

me: i feel so left out from this world...

waifu: i'd rather be left out completely than be around people who, idk, take me for granted

waifu: i often exclude myself because i'm Willing to

waifu: this sounds crazy selfish but if they're only capable of making me all emo and ooommmgggg i have no frunzzzz let me dieee

waifu: then they're not exactly /good friends/ in the first place?? good as in suitable. as in. YOU GET ME

waifu: so w/e i just hang out with them&i do admit i'm sometimes the one who takes them for granted but at least i don't leave people out

me: yeah i get you, but then i'd practically have no friends at all

me: ungrateful bitch

me: you better not be taking me for granted

waifu: i'm left out because i want to be. sometimes. my permanent mindset is CRUSH THEM BEFORE THEY CRUSH YOU

me: btw it's not that i feel excluded, i just feel like i don't belong (idk if that's the same)

waifu: i'd prefer confident, leading bitch

me: i don't wanna crush anyone... why can't we all just love each other the same ):

me: that's good for you. i don't want to be left out

waifu: idk what i'm saying honestly I HAVE THESE SENTENCES IN MY HEAD but my dad just shouted at me and so. they have been erased

waifu: you'll never know RT @biiesh: @deasusilo you better not be taking me for granted

me: idk whether to laugh or put on no facial expression (i'm doing the latter btw)

me: ok. enjoy your life without me

waifu: hm why can't we

me: because some people (like you) are ungrateful bitches

waifu: well BITCH i was trying to make you feel better. being left out = chance to shine arooone

waifu: preach

me: and you enjoy being one... that's why friendship dies

waifu: i'm a master at being selfish. it's like ...o...ok...they're leaving me out....i will shine here in the spotlight by my lonesome........

waifu: and everything will still seem normal

me: i don't want to shine if nobody's going to see me... thanks though

me: you know i bet if i was there right now we would like complete each other with our singularness and become plural

waifu: grabby haaaaaands

waifu: well look who's talking. at least i still have some i can count on. and i wouldn't say i'm ungrateful

waifu: i am /so far/ from ungrateful thank you very much

me: btw please stop being selfish. selfish people are what make other people suffer

waifu: apparently we live in an era where people are becoming more and more selfish everyday

me: era doesn't matter, morals do. being selfish isn't a good thing so we shouldn't try to be it

me: well then why did you say you take people for granted then?

waifu: because everyone does it sometimes

me: what do you mean /look who's talking/

waifu: you keep complaining about how your old friendships ~die or whatever. what has happened there

me: what has happened is that they chose to neglect me

me: best not be doing it too often or you'll get used to it

waifu: okay promise CROSSES HEART

me: and i /really/ want to know if you take me for granted or not

waifu: nah i don't i do that subconsciously. and then regret it afterwards /sometimes/

waifu: idk man the thing is, to me, if you want people to appreciate/respect you then /make them/

waifu: b/c you can't just count on people and hope they'll notice you or something

waifu: my life principle is so fucked up THIS IS WHY I EXCLUDE MYSELF i'm scared

waifu: if i did take you for granted i wouldn't be so honest with you man

waifu: I'M BEING HONEST BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. or ~try to, in that matter

waifu: you are So Much More than what you think you are but you're not letting yourself ~embrace those plus plus plus qualities

me: heu

waifu: SEE. make them respect you. if they can't handle you then they don't deserve you in the first place

waifu: I JUST SHAMELESSLY QUOTED MARILYN MONROE

me: no crossing heaaaart that is for christians

waifu: ok then no crossing heart ERASES CROSS

me: WHAT THE FREAKING HELL FOR ONE SECOND THERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE WISE

waifu: i might have tweaked it a little STOP IT

waifu: look at you. 'heu' WHAT KIND OF REPLY IS THAT you don't love yourself enough

me: LOOOOL I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOVE MYSELF OK )8

me: btw i was putting on lotion just now and i thought of stuff some more

me: like, idc if you are selfish or take me for granted or sekritly h8 me sumx

me: i'm just so SO grateful we're still friends n o w. after 3 years ): or was it 4 idk

me: I REALLY DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU EVER

me: i don't wanna lose m ipad either. bless this device

waifu: WAIT LET ME EAT MY PIZZA FIRST

me: FARK YOO

waifu: ok @biiesh just ~very subtly~ compared me to her ipad. why are we friends again

me: i see you have finished eating your pizzaz

me: because God made us to be (God also made this ipad to be mine)

waifu: I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU EITHER

waifu: four years! our friendship is probably one of the most honest friendships i've ever had

me: le sob

waifu: did you just type sumx o m g

waifu: IT WAS SUPER SUPREME why did i eat super supreme i do not know

me: i hope we stay franz even after you leave qatar

waifu: of we will

waifu: i spelt of instead of *ofc w a t

me: ok it's already 12:09am lol. i'm glad we had this discussion @deasusilo. haven't had an honest convo in a long time~

me: amen, dammit. amen

waifu: go to sleeeeeppp i love you

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RL ship

waifu: i miss being all touchy touchy with @biiesh NO ONE HUGS ME THE WAY YOU DO

waifu: touchy touchy sounds so wrong

waifu: self your GAY is showing

me: IKR I LOVE BEING GAY WITH YOU )8

waifu: gaaaaaaaayyyy sassy gay gay sassy gaaayyyyy

me: i wonder if anyone ships us lol

waifu: I CAN'T BELIEVE. LMFAO

waifu: i think @carisaptr does

me: DO YOU SHIP US MATAR

matar: i just saw this trolol IDK SHIPPING RL WHAT IS IT

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me lahvs

me: HANDS UP IF YOU TRULY CARE ABOUT ME AND MY LIFE

matar: HEAVES ALL PARTS OF MY BODY UP

ocha: HAND UP

me: HUHUHUHUHU THANK YOU LITTLE SISTER I LAHV YOU TOO ;_______;

ocha:

md: /RAISES HAND

me: KIND SOUL SISTER HUEHEUHEUHE I LOVEZ YOU

md: AWW I ALWAYS CARE OFC AND ILU TOO

nisa + cania: HANDS UP FROM ME AND NISA *this is cania btw

waifu: do i really need to put my hand up

hamzah: hands up frome me!!

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me: idk... there are blessings in life but is life a blessing itself?

waifu: ofc life is a blessing YOU ARE THE WINNING SPERM

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me: I've said this once and i'll say it again: if i were male i'd marry @nisaulumuddin lol, WHAT ARE YOU DUDES WAITING FOR

waifu: YOU SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT ME 98712986871263 YEARS AGO SO. OKAY. I WILL DIE A LONELY DEATH

waifu: DIES A LONELY DEATH

waifu: i didn't know you had a diary tumblr :( link me to it first and then i'll let you snap my neck. it's okay

me: what. WHY WOULD I WANNA MARRY YOU LOL

me: can i snap your neck first then link you the blog or

waifu: BITCH you said it you were like if i were a guy blablabla FUX U

me: but i said that about nisa first ^______^ HOW ABOUT I MARRY BOTH YOU POLIGAMI KAN BOLEH

waifu: fux @biiesh to hayl and back

waifu: do link me tho. bitch

waifu: 'WHY WOULD I WANNA MARRY YOU' WELL THAT HURT

waifu: dies a lonely death

me: we'll die a lonely death togeder ^______^

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me: i wish i could move the hearts of people like you ): i feel so useless

nisa: did i move yours?? *speechless* bi ur definitely not useless, i actually read ur diary tumblr hahaa

nisa: oh and i actually learn from u evn tho i've nevr reported this keke

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black wooyoung

nisasitudik: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT THIS WOOYOUNG ICON ON MI TUMBLR IS RELE BIG ITS RELE DISTURBING HAHAHA. @biiesh BI MUKA NYA WOOYOUNG GA NAHAN

dhiremdiy: @nisasitudik AHAHHA OMG SAME HERE ITS ALL OVER MY DASHBOARD

nisasitudik: THE EYE CONTACT OMG HAHAHAHAH ITS HAUNTING (im trying t hold mi laugh so much mi head hurts)

nisasitudik: WHY AM I STARING AT WOOYOUNG NOW, THE EYES HAHAHAHAHA

nisasitudik: @dhiremdiy ITS SO CREEEPY OMG @biiesh

sylphiawings: wooyoung's eye contact. @BIIESH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

dhiremdiy: @nisasitudik OK AGREE ITS SO BLACK AND THE WAY HE STARES IS JUST CREEPY NOW

me: AAHAHAHAH I'M LAUGHING THAT BLACK WOOYOUNG SCARES PEOPLE

nisasitudik: @dhiremdiy @sylphiawings UR EYES ARE GONNA BREAK

me: @nisasitudik NISA I'M LAUGHING SO HARD NOW 'CAUSE OF YOUR WOOYOUNG CREEPED OUTNES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

nisasitudik: @biiesh WHAT ARE YOU DOING VIOLATING WOOYOUNG *the black behind the eye is just lolling k*

nisasitudik: http://i50.tinypic.com/oibxwk.jpg

dhiremdiy: AHAHHAAH OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING THAT WOOYOUNG IS SCARY BUT ITS FUNNY

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COMPLICATE CONVHO

rreizend: what is this complicate guhrl

dhiremdiy: @rreizend OMG U SHINEE FANBOY

rreizend: @dhiremdiy what??

dhiremdiy: @rreizend COMPLICATE GUHRL

rreizend: @dhiremdiy yea what is it

sylphiawings: @rreizend @dhiremdiy OMO COMPLICATE GUHRL

outoneday: @rreizend COMPLICATE BOYH.

rreizend: @dhiremdiy @sylphiawings @outoneday D: what is it D:

dhiremdiy: @rreizend gasp how can u not know its complicate girl

rreizend: @dhiremdiy ........yes what does it mean

outoneday: @rreizend IT MEANS COMPLICATED GUHRL WITHOUT A D because its kongrish you know

rreizend: @outoneday i get it already, what does it imply??

outoneday: @rreizend it implies the complicated ness of a girl obviously.

dhiremdiy: @rreizend lmao its just a song lyric

sylphiawings: @rreizend tis just a song lyric. -slaps-

rreizend: @sylphiawings @dhiremdiy @outoneday owwwwwwwh tell me tht in the first place!

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keystongue: DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO RN. SQUISH @biiesh SO HARD UNTIL MINERALS COME OUT OF HER BODY HOLES.

me: @keystongue WTF WHY WOULD YOU WANNA DO THAT TO ME HUH BISH? I WANNA SQUISH YOU 'TIL YOUR ARTERIES REDUCE IN DIAMETER

keystongue: I WANNA SQUISH @biiesh UNTIL HER GALL BLADDER GETS OUT OF HER LIVER. bitch ily

me: @keystongue ok i srsly don't know what's going on here but ily too ok you female dog