yo so i've got this new au
two whumpee lab rats plus whumper doctor (+ attendings)
towards the start of the story I want my whumper to do a couple tests or whatever to get an 'overview' of his whumpees
what sort of things would that involve? obv weight, blood tests, the normal checkup stuff but in terms of tests, procedures etc? i basically want him to do everything necessarily to get a fully comprehensive understanding of his lab rats' bodies and health
so far i've got MRI, CT scans maybe? but what else? any level of invasive/lowk uncessary is fine, bro's insane anyway
thx
Oh I'm getting flashbacks to learning how to assess patients... Buckle up, there's a lot here.
Vital signs:
Temperature
Heart rate
Respiratory rate
Blood pressure
Oxygen saturation
Pain level (1-10/10)
Full assessment:
Height and weight
Typical diet
This head to toe assessment
Blood tests:
Complete blood count: measures the amounts of red blood cells, white blood cells, platelets, hemoglobin, and hematocrit in the blood
Comprehensive metabolic panel: measure the amounts of glucose; electrolytes; blood urea nitrogen and creatinine (indicate kidney function); albumin and blood proteins; and alkaline phosphatase, alanine aminotransferase, aspartate aminotransferase, and bilirubin (indicate liver function) in the blood
Lipid panel: measure total cholesterol, HDL cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and triglycerides
Arterial blood gases: test for specific concentrations of oxygen, carbon dioxide, and acids and bases in the arterial blood
Coagulation studies: test how well the blood clots
Thyroid panel: tests for the hormones produced by the thyroid gland
Cardiac biomarkers: tests for indicators of heart damage
DHEA-sulfate serum test: tests for adequacy of the adrenal glands (which regulate blood sugar, fluid balance, and sex hormones)
C-reactive protein: tests for an indicator of inflammation.
Human chorionic gonadotropin: a pregnancy test.
Prostate-specific antigen test: tests for an indicator of prostate cancer
Specific infection tests: test for viruses and certain bacterial infections
Miscellaneous noninvasive tests:
Electrocardiogram: measures the electrical activity of the heart
Electroencephalogram: measures the electrical activity of the brain
Tonometry: measures the pressure inside the eye using a sensor that rests on the surface of the eye
Exercise test: measures heart and lung function during physical exertion
Pulmonary function testing: measures the function of the lungs by having the patient inhale or exhale through various devices
Fecal occult blood test: test for small amounts of blood in feces
Urinalysis: measures the acidity; specific gravity; and levels of bilirubin, blood, glucose, ketones, leukocyte esterase, nitrates, and protein in the urine
Imaging tests:
X-ray: visualize the shape and integrity of bones.
Chest x-ray: used to visualize the heart, lungs, and other structures in the chest. This does not provide a very comprehensive image (except of the lungs), so other imaging tests are required for further evaluation.
Fluoroscopy: uses multiple x-rays images to basically create a stop-motion film of the movement of internal body structures.
Ultrasound: uses sound waves to visualize body structures. Can detect structural anomalies like enlargement or masses, but these require further evaluation with other imaging tests. These can also be used to understand blood flow through the heart (echocardiogram) and major arteries.
Mammogram: visualizes the inner breast tissues with multiple x-rays from different angles.
MRI: visualizes internal structures.
CT scan: basically does the same as an MRI, but is more detailed; may or may not use IV radiographic contrast dye to create a better image.
PET scan: uses a radiographic contrast dye to detect abnormalities in body cells. Abnormal cells pick up more dye than healthy cells; usually used to diagnose malignant tumors.
DEXA scan: uses a type of x-ray to measure bone density.
Invasive tests:
Scratch test: test for allergies by placing drops of distilled allergens on the skin and scratching the skin under them to observe for an allergic response
Tuberculosis skin test: tests for tuberculosis by injecting a small amount of purified tuberculosis protein under the skin and observing for an immune response
Electromyography: measures nerve conduction to muscles using needle electrodes inserted into the muscles being studied.
Endoscopy: a flexible fiber optic camera that can be inserted into pretty much any hole in the body, including the nose and mouth; esophagus, stomach, and intestines; pancreatic and gallbladder ducts; trachea, bronchi, and mediastinum; rectum and large intestine; urethra, bladder, and ureters; and vagina, uterus, and fallopian tubes.
Fluorescein angiography: uses a contrast dye to visualize the blood vessels in the retina. The dye in injected through a vein in the arm.
Myelogram: uses a contrast dye injected into the fluid-filled membrane that surrounds the spinal cord to detect abnormalities in the spinal cord.
Voiding cystourethrogram: uses a contrast dye instilled in the bladder through the urethra to visualize the flow of urine through the urinary tract.
Hysterosalpingogram: uses a contrast dye instilled into the uterus through the vagina to visualize the structure of the uterus and fallopian tubes.
Percutaneous transhepatic cholangiography: uses a contrast dye injected directed into the liver to enhance x-ray images of the liver and identify blockages.
Lumbar puncture: obtains a sample of cerebrospinal fluid for analysis by inserting a needle into the fluid-filled membrane that surrounds the spinal cord.
Cardiac catheterization: measures heart function using a thin catheter inserted through a leg artery and guided to the coronary arteries (arteries that surround the heart)
Pap smear: takes a sample of the cervical tissue to test for cancer
Thoracentesis: uses a needle to obtain a sample of fluid from the pleural sac (membrane that surrounds the lung)
Paracentesis: uses a needle to obtain a sample of fluid from the peritoneum (membrane that surrounds the abdominal organs)
Pericardiocentesis: uses a needle to obtain a sample of fluid from the pericardial sac (sac that surrounds the heart)
Cultures:
Test for bacteria, fungus, and other pathogens in the blood, urine, throat secretions, mucus/sputum, cerebrospinal fluid, pleural fluid, peritoneal fluid, pericardial fluid, synovial fluid (surrounds the large joints), vaginal secretions, semen, feces, and almost any other body fluid/secretion
Biopsies:
A sample of a body tissue taken for analysis. Tissues include the liver, skin, bone marrow, prostate, cervix, endometrium, breast, or any other soft tissue.
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