#diagonal twix

[m00nvale]

guys

its the fabled diagonal twix

[tommyssupercoolblog]

Chase: whatcha think, Marv? Left or right Twix?

Marvin: Chase, you know there's no difference between a left and right Twix. >:(

Jackie: OOH, I FUCKING LOVE TWIX!! I have left, right, up and down, and diagonal Twix!!! :D

Chase: What the hell is a diagonal Twix??

Marvin: ..Yeah, Jackie, what's that?

Jackie: it's like Twix, but diagonal!? Duh

Chase: But how does that work? It doesn't make any sense.

Schneep: Yeah, Jackie, I'm a bit confused...

JJ: I agree, I'm puzzled.

Jackie: ?!! I don't get what's so confusing, you guys.

Marvin, showing studies on his phone: Jackie, there's been scientific studies showing there's no difference between left and right Twix, so what could diagonal Twix even be??

Chase: yeah, that's super confusing dude- what makes it diagonal?

Jackie: it's diagonal.

Chase: what does that MEAN??

Marvin: ....can you...show us a diagonal Twix?

Jackie: hmm...yeah I can do that!!!

Jackie: (pulls out this)

Everyone else:

Schneep: Well goddamn. That is one diagonal Twix.

[saccharinetrash]

Seems as good a time as any to post my funny son named Twix